27 January – 2 February 2015 FREE WEEKLY www.thelatest.co.uk ★ ALBION ★ NEWS ★ FOOD & DRINK ★ ENTERTAINMENT ★ TV GUIDE ★ SWEET TREAT With mouth-watering flavours and Italian expertise, it’s time to sample JoJo’s Gelato page 15 Channel 8 Channel 159 thelatest.tv Now available on: Channel 8 Watch Channel 159 thelatest.tv WIN DVDS AND FILM GOODIES IN OUR COMPETITION GIVEAWAY VINTAGE TREASURES Collectors and enthusiasts unite as Decofairs returns to Brighton LONG STORIES The award winning comic Josie Long chats to Latest’s Victoria Nangle
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VINTAGE TREASURESCollectors and enthusiastsunite as Decofairs returnsto Brighton
LONG STORIESThe award winning comicJosie Long chats toLatest’s Victoria Nangle
06 Latest NewsHeadlines with Frank le Duc, Tim Ridgway andB&H City Councillor Jason Kitcat
08 Brighton LightsNews, chat and TV gossip from Latest TV’sRichard Shayler and Guy Lloyd
11 Bare CheekLateral thinking, and a little shameless self-promotion
12 Kay TownOh, the complications of dressing for television
12 CompetitionsWin Kingsman goodies, Seventh Sword andUnited We Fall DVDs
13 Celeb CityThe celebrity spotlight falls on Royal Blood,Zoe Ball and Adele’s Brighton antics
14 HotlistRestaurants, cafes and takeaway listings
15 JoJo’s GelatoMouth-watering gelato in a beautiful venue, on your doorstep
17 DecofairsArt Deco for collectors and enthusiasts alikecomes to Brighton
18 ReviewsWhat’s happening, and what we think of it!
18 On The GrapevineWine expertise from Annabel Jackson
19 InterviewVictoria Nangle talks to the multi-awardwinning Josie Long
20 Entertainment NewsWhat’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & musicin your city
24 Brighton WritesDr Caroline Oprandi talks science fromPortslade Aldridge Community Academy
25 TV ListingsTV listings for the next seven days
Oh February, where for artthou February? January’sbig brother, and one stepcloser to the spring thaw.
What’s that? It’s just around thecorner? Oh good, I’ll calm myselfdown then ...
Chilly weather aside, we neverstop here at L-HQ. This week, AndrewKay is battling with any seasonedtraveller’s conundrum – what topack! It’s hard enough at the best of times ...on many an occasion I’ve found myself inforeign climes with a completely inappropriatewardrobe, but how much worse would it be ifyou had TV cameras pointing at you all the live-long day? Andrew, we sympathise.
But let’s momentarily forget dressing for theseasons, and the fact that we’re still shroudingourselves in winter woollies – we visited JoJo’sGelato this week, and can safely say we’vebeen convinced that gelato is a tasty treat the
whole year round. JoJo’s artisanrecipes are healthier than regularicecream too, so you can bet yourhundreds and thousands that we’llbe frequenting this venue well intothe spring and summer months. Haveyou tried it yet? Read our full write-upon page 15.
And there’s plenty more, besides.I’m not sure I could tell Art Deco fromBauhaus if my life depended on it,
but I can appreciate a beautiful thing when Isee it. For lovers of beautiful things and designaficionados alike, Decofairs is coming toBrighton and it’s the perfect opportunity toperuse vintage treasures, window shop (orshop for real!) talk to like-minded enthusiastsand generally indulge the senses. For more, seepage 17. Maybe winter’s not so bad.
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Thursday 29 January 2015Catalyst Club Special: Best of the CatalystClub – speakers include Sarah Angliss(Spacedog) and Colin Uttley.Doors 8pm, £6
Thursday 5 February 2015Robery Wyatt Special: An evening of music,stories and film with Marcus O’Dair, authorof Robert Wyatt’s new biography ‘DifferentEvery Time’.Doors 8pm, £6
PEOPLE Jimmy’s Restaurant opens; Handbags forHospices; Sussex Downs Student Awards
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JIMMY’S RESTAURANT IN BRIGHTON OFFICIALLY OPEN!The new Jimmy’s Restaurant in Brighton celebrated its officialopening with a VIP evening on Wednesday 14 January. Over 100of Brighton’s VIPs, including Jimmy’s Brighton’s charity of theyear, Albion in the Community and Brighton and Hove Albion’smascot, Gully, attended the event to enjoy a night of deliciousfood from the extensive menu. They were also treated toentertainment from Chinese Lion dancers and a very talentedBollywood dance troupe.
Mukesh Driver, Area Manager for Jimmy’s Restaurants, said;“This is our tenth restaurant in the UK and we couldn’t think ofanywhere better to be than in Brighton.”
Albion in the Community is the not-for-profit, charitable armof Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club. Gary Townsend, CEO,said; “The evening has been a great success – great service andgreat food. We are privileged that Jimmy’s has chosen tosupport Albion in the Community and look forward to anexciting relationship.” Management at Jimmy’s have pledged todonate 10p of every £1 spent by customers from Sunday 11January until Saturday 17 January. With thousands ofcustomers expected in the 500 seater restaurant, the charity isset to receive a generous sum.
Jimmy’s remained open to the general public throughout theevent and saw 300 walk-ins on top of the 100 pre-bookedguests. Jimmy’s offers over 100 dishes from multiple culturesincluding Chinese, Indian, Mexican and Italian as well as aseafood bar, which is all available for one single price. Tosupport Albion in the Community and book a table, call 01273696688.Jimmy’s Restaurants, 1-5 Palm Drive, The Waterfront, BrightonMarina, BN2 5WAwww.jimmysrestaurants.com www.facebook.com/jimmysrestaurants www.twitter.com/jimmys_official
ANNUAL SUSSEX DOWNS STUDENT AWARDSSussex Downs College held its annual student awards on Thursday8 January, celebrating students’ success from different areas ofstudy. The event took place at the Kings Restaurant & Bistro on theEastbourne campus for the very first time.
In attendance were the Right Worshipful Mayor of Eastbourne,Councillor Janet Coles; the Right Worshipful Mayor of Lewes,Councillor Dr Michael Turner; Colin Belsey, Chairman of East SussexCounty Council, Stephen Lloyd MP, College governors, awardsponsors, student awards winners and their parents and friends.The event was hosted by popular Heart FM DJ Lynsey Bartlett.Student entertainment was provided by signed singer/songwriterSam Tomkins who won over the crowd with a Justin Timberlakecover, five-piece folk group Deisha who played as guests arrived,and a cover of the upbeat Pharrell Williams hit ‘Happy’ from maleband Three’s A Crowd.
DESIGNER HANDBAG COLLABORATION FOR UK HOSPICE CHARITYLegendary British designer Celia Birtwell and The L eather SatchelCompany have teamed up to produce an exclusive handbag for UKcharity, Handbags for Hospices.
The limited edition leather satchel will be available to buy via TheLeather Satchel Company’s website from 5 March, with 30% of the saleprice going directly to the hospice charity. “We’re over the moon withthis amazing collaboration,” says Abigail Bowen, founder of Handbagsfor Hospices. “It’s a match made in bag heaven! Celia’s design is trulyunique and the bag looks beautiful. We know the money and awarenessraised will make a huge difference to UK hospice care.”
Launching to mark the charity’s 3rd birthday, the Gypsy Rose designsatchel (£190) will be sold in a limit ed run of just 100 bags and is likelyto sell out fast. “So get yours while you can!” the charity founder continues.
Famed for her retro prints, and fresh from a collaboration withValentino, much-loved vintage designer Celia says; “I am delight ed to beinvolved with Handbags for Hospices because of the work and care thatUK hospices provide people in their last days and weeks that c an makea profound difference to the individual and their families. And, ofcourse, it has been a pleasure to work with the Leather SatchelCompany, one of the last bastions of truly great British manufacturing.So together we are supporting two worthy causes: British hospices andBritish manufacturing.”The much anticipated handbag collection will be available to buy fromwww.leathersatchel.com on 5 March 2015. For further details onHandbags for Hospices visit www.handbagsforhospices.comor email [email protected].
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Leading figures in thecommunity and voluntarysector in Brighton and Hovehave spoken of their
concerns about the next round ofspending cuts. They accept thatBrighton and Hove City Councilhas to try to save more than £20million in the coming financialyear. And the sum is likely to risein the years immediately after.
They want to help. But theybelieve that cuts to grants mayprove counter-productive. Theyfear that charities and voluntarygroups will close. Those beinghelped will turn instead to thecouncil or other taxpayer-fundedorganisations. And this will end upcosting the council money that itwas hoping to save.
The sums seem big at firstglance. It is proposed to cut grantfunding for community groups by£350,000. A further £200,000 isexpected to be taken fromservices that provide communitysupport for these groups. Expertshave suggested that the cutscould have not just a destabilisingeffect but force the closure ofcheap and effective organisations.
The council struck a deal withthem in better times to providegrants which are used for what isknown as core funding. With astable income, they have thecapacity to apply for money fromelsewhere such as the lottery, big
trusts or the government. Locally,dozens of organisations havegenerated income running intomany millions of pounds. All thisis now at risk.
Much of the youth work takingplace has its roots in realproblems. It is almost 16 yearssince Jay Kensett was stabbed todeath in Brighton and nearly tenyears since any gangs were asustained cause for concern. Whilemany factors have helped,targeted youth work has played akey part.
Ben Glazebrook, who helps runthe Brighton and Hove YouthCollective, said: “We work in someof the city’s most disadvantagedcommunities includingMoulsecoomb, Tarner, Hangletonand Knoll and Whitehawk.
“Aspects of our work emergedout of very challengingcircumstances for young people in
the past. Over the years, thecouncil and the community andvoluntary sector have workedincredibly hard together to ensurethat there is a strong youth offerhere. As a result, there are placesto go and things to do across thecity.
“We are concerned about thebigger impact on communitiesgiven the potential impact of thecuts as a whole and thecumulative effect of cuts toservices.” Mr Glazebrook is notalone. One local communityworker said; “There’s an old sayingthat idle hands make mischief.When that happens then thecouncil, the police and the NHSare likely to be the ones picking upthe bill.”
Another aspect of the budget toraise eyebrows in some quarters isthe proposal to take more than£80,000 out of the £120,000budget spent supporting themayor. Unlike Boris Johnson inLondon, the mayor of Brightonand Hove is not an executive ordecision-making mayor. In thewords of the author WalterBagehot, describing the role of themodern monarch, his or her role isdignified.
The mayor is a ceremonialposition and above party politics.He or she – this year it’s CouncillorBrian Fitch – meets and greetsvisitors, opens events, gives prizesand raises money for charity. Thedraft council budget spoke abouta “service redesign reducing themayoralty to basic functionsincluding removing staffingsupport”. It also suggested “noadministrative support fororganising events such asremembrance”.
Each mayor is different but thevast majority provide some of thebest PR that the council canexpect, and for a modest sum in a budget of more than £700 million.
There is no escaping thechallenging nature of the task ofbalancing the council’s books. Andwhichever party emerges with themost seats after the local electionsin May is likely to face even moreof a financial headache. It isperhaps easy to criticise individualcuts and harder to identifyalternatives. But the work of themayor and of a number of localcharities are aspects of thelooming budget that may repay arethink.
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Brighton & Hove’sfirst ‘low
emission zone’has officiallylaunched –stretching
along themain corridor
from The OldSteine as far as Palmeira Square.
Air pollution is an invisiblekiller. It’s linked to lungproblems, heart failure andpremature deaths – and recentlythe World Health Organisationalso declared it to becarcinogenic. In the UK alonesome 29,000 people every yeardie because of bad air.
However working inpartnership with bus and taxicompanies we’ve developed aLow Emission Zone scheme thatis set to make a real difference.
Bus companies large andsmall are playing their part inmaking public transport cleaner.Brighton & Hove Buses hasinvested £6m in a raft of hybridbuses running across the city,cutting emissions and fuel bills.Meanwhile Cuckmere Buses, asmall company run byvolunteers, has just spent£90,000 on a new clean bus.
The benefits stretch far andwide across the city. Nearlyevery single bus in Brighton &Hove passes through the zone -so as well as cleaning up the airin town, it also means lesspollution for anyone living,working or playing near a busroute across the city.
Taxi drivers are also doingtheir bit by turning off theirengines while stationary at taxiranks. This builds on oursuccessful joint project fitting atleast 25 taxis with cleanerexhaust technology to slashemissions.
In some of our city centrehotspots, traffic fumes havebeen double the European andEnglish legal limits for decades.Whether by making publictransport, cycling and walkingsafer and more reliable, or byworking with partners like thebus company to reduceemissions, the only way to cleanup the air we all breathe is toreduce the number of pollutingvehicles on our streets.
HOTEL PLANSAfter years of false hope it seemsthat plans to redevelop theShoreham Civic Centre site aremoving forward.
The original plan was to put asupermarket on the site. But mysources tell me that Adur DistrictCouncil chiefs now hope to attracta hotel chain to take on the keysite.
Expect more developments inthe coming months.
TOURISM BLOWAs cuts to public funding deepen,Worthing Borough Council hasannounced it will close its VisitorInformation Centre.
The building opened with muchaplomb three years ago. Anddespite more than three millionpeople a year visiting the town,councillors believe they have noother option.
It's not all bad news though, asthree red phone boxes are to beturned into mini pop-up centres,while online info will bedeveloped for those who are tech-savvy.
But coming hot on the heels ofBrighton and Hove doing a similarmove, lets hope that there'slimited impact on visitor numbersto our area.
CHANGING TIMESIt used to be ridiculed as aretirement town, where newtrends and fads were laughed at.But Worthing is changing – notleast with the opening of a newpioneering cafe.
Daisy Moo's Bakehouse in BathPlace serves only vegetarian andvegan food – a common site inBrighton, but not so much alongthe coast. But given the reaction ithas provoked in the first fewmonths, it seems like residentshave taken the shop to their hearts.
It's yet further proof thatWorthing is a town on the up.
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BUDGET BAFFLERIn little more than a month'stime, Brighton and Hove CityCouncil will set its budget. Thequestion over how much counciltax we'll pay is still up in the air.
What is clear is that £25 millionworth of savings must be found ifthe books are to be balanced.However, the whole plan hasbeen thrown up in the air after agroup of ruling Greens said theydisagreed with making any cutsat all. This goes directly againstwhat the party has been saying allalong – that a 5.9% council taxrise will be enough to keep vitalservices running.
But despite backing theiropponents into a corner, someGreens have now turned aroundand said this is not enough –handing the advantage straightback to Conservatives andLabour.
There's a lot still to come onthis, no doubt, until the budget isset in February. And for thoseinterested, some of the issues willbe debated at a Have Your Sayevent in the Brighthelm Centrethis evening (Tuesday 27 January)from 7.30pm.
CARNIVAL CANCELLEDMore than 20,000 peopleattended last year's KemptownCarnival. But, despite it being oneof the most popular outdoorevents in the city, 2015's versionhas been cancelled.
The reason? Well, organisersput it down to money – claimingthat not enough can be raised tosupport the event and pay for
things like suspending parkingbays and policing.
Not everyone appears thatupset however, with some localtraders claiming the event forcedthem to shut up shop and loseout on a day's income.
SAFEHAVENIt is one of the biggest issuesaffecting older people. And nowBrighton and Hove Bus Companyhas got on board with a plan tomake things easier for those withdementia.
The firm has created two‘safehavens’ – which means thosewith the condition can receivesupport, advice and even just acup of tea if they are out andabout and feel confused.
The area at the OneStop travelshop in Brighton's North Streetopened last week. Withthousands from the city suffering,this support will make a massivedifference to some.
SALT 'N' PEPPERLast week saw Sussex hit with thefirst sprinkling of the white stuff.And, with the temperatures nowhovering just above freezingdaily, it seems that snowpreperations are well underway.
One of the more novel ideas isputting salt in the Pepperpot nearQueens Park. It's all part of a planby community activists to makesure that if heavy snow doescome then there are enoughsupplies to clear the roads, andpathways to ensure people canget out and about.
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my head. Is Clare not washing forthe whole of January?! Maybeshe’s just not washing her hands.Is she immediately drying herdishes with a tea towel? Or maybeshe’s challenging herself to remaindeadpan, displaying little to noemotion on all subjectsthroughout the month.
The barmaid saw my look ofdisorientation and came to my aidwhen I explained the situation.Clare wasn’t drinking for the wholeof January! It all made so muchmore sense. The soda water. The
“OK so that’s two pints, agin and tonic and a vodkacranberry. Clare, whatwere you having again?
Soda water?” I found this astrange and unimaginativechoice from my normallyalcohol-driven friend. She sawmy look of confusion andbewilderment and quicklyfollowed her order up with “I’mdoing dry January!”
I walked to the bar evenmore bewildered. All manner ofthoughts were rushing through
Richard Shayler: Dry January, what’sthat all about?
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HITTING THE HIGH NOTESGuy Lloyd is fulfilling a long-term musical ambition ...
nothing done. Nobody did. It wastoo hot and we were too lazy.
But life has moved on and I’mlucky enough to live in a city thatis (mostly) full of creative,inspirational people that don’t justtalk about doing that ‘thing’. Theygo out and do it. Themore people dothat, the more itinspires the peoplearound them. AndI’ve been inspired.Inspired to dosomething Iprobably shouldhave done twentyfive years ago. I’mlearning to sing.
Regular visitorsto this blog willknow that my band recentlyreformed after twenty three years.Before that band, I was in others,so all in all I’ve probably been inbands on and off since 1989. In allof those bands, I have been thesinger. And in all of those bands, Ihave been unable to sing.
I’m lucky in that the band I havehad around me during that time
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Ispoke in an earlier blog abouttaking on new challenges andself-development. Not just inthe New Year but all year
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for too long; I like to set myselfgoals and learn new things aboutmyself and others. It wasn’talways the way, I spent five yearsliving in Sydney, Australia, and got
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jumpiness. The scratching, and ofcourse, the anxiousness. Ipresumed that was due to her notwashing.
I smugly walked back over andgave everyone the drinks. I tookClare by the hand, looked herdead in the eye and simply said; “Iknow. Shhhh, shh, don’t worry Iknow. And I thought you justweren’t washing. We’re all reallyproud.” She looked back, pausedand replied; “Thank you.” It was abeautiful moment. We went outthe next night too and Clare hadto be taken home, she was sodrunk.
Ah well, at least she had a goodtime! Just like Brighton Lights!We’re always having a great timewith no restrictions or barriers.
This week we’ve got DavidStreeter from partypappers.comtelling us how he can make yourparty seem like The Oscars. Amyand Ruth Anslow from Brighton’snewest independent supermarket,Hisbe, popped in to talk all thingsfood and drink. Amisha, a fashionwriter, told us how to dress andthe author of It’s A Dog’s Life,Steven Ankers, told us storiesabout vets and animals. Music thisweek comes from the Italianlegend that is Giovanni! His voiceis as delicious as his freshly bakedbread.
It’s safe to say it’s a jam-packedweek, with shows broadcastWednesday to Saturday at 7pm onFreeview channel 8, Virgin Mediachannel 159 and live online atwww.thelatest.tv. If you ever wantto be in the audience, get yourselfdown to the Latest Music Bar for6.30pm. A night full of freeentertainment, and the bar isopen throughout! Remember yourumbrellas though. It’s a bit wet ...you’ll want to keep dry, right?
(there’ve been changes but I’m noMark E. Smith), have been atalented bunch of musicians andthey have carried me (sometimesliterally) through the gigs on awave of musical euphoria andheavy alcohol consumption.
In short, it was generallyaccepted by theband, the audience,but mostly by methat I could not sing.But as long as I wasprepared to dress asSuperman, a womanand at one stage,stark butt-naked,then I could stay inthe band. I wasn’tfooled. I knew I wasin the band because
I was prepared to make an arse ofmyself on stage in front of a liveaudience and I was more thanhappy with this.
Anyway, that is about tochange. I want to be able to hitthe odd note. Just to shockpeople. It’s all very well mincingaround in a cat suit but I want tobe able to move peopleemotionally. And not just towardsthe bar for some kind of escaperoute from my screaming.
So I signed up for one to onesinging lessons just beforeChristmas and I’ve had threelessons since. It’s clear I am notgoing to be the next FreddieMercury. Not even the next MattCardle. But I’m enjoying it; it’skind of cathartic to really belt outa tune. There is something quitespiritual about it, which is one ofthe reasons why music is such animportant part of our lives. AndI’m actually noticing someimprovement.
But for me, as a front man, itwill always be more about thelyrca and the eyeliner than theactual singing. Some things justcome more naturally to me.
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Five Reasons To See ‘Big DaddyVs Giant Haystacks’ Just OneLast Time ...1 It's won three awards (Brighton
Festival Best Actor, Buxton FringeBest Theatre, Chris NevilleTheatre Award for Best FringeShow) and been nominated forthree more
2 It's garnered a raft of glowing fourand five star reviews and wasfeatured in the BBC4documentary ‘Grapples, Gruntsand Grannies’
3 It's toured regionally andnationally four times and was abig hit in Edinburgh
4 It's a play about Big Daddy andGiant Haystacks
5 This is your last chance to see it
Starring Brighton's very own Ross Gurney-Randall and David Mounfield, andpenned by us truly, this show is a knockout. Catch it at the wonderful, new Rialto Theatre on 18 February, £10/£8. Visit www.rialtotheatre.co.uk or call 01273 725230 to book.
Edward De Bonehead’sLateral Thinking PuzzlesNO. 125: THE BORED INFANTAThe Infanta of Spain is bored and asks her father the King to provideher with entertainment. The King gives her all manner of wonderfulcarved toys and precious jewels, and engages dozens of musicians,animals, clowns and actors to perform for her, but she is still notentertained. She demands that her father give her something “as tallas the sky, as wide as the earth, as glittering as gold, and as silent assilver.” The King thinks for a moment and then boots her up thebehind. Why?
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Now I know I don’t look it(come on, go with me onthis) but I am about to hitthe ripe old age of 59. It’s not
a milestone year I know – that comesin 12 months’ time – but it issomewhat daunting.
When I say I don’t look it, what Isuppose I really mean is that I don’tdress it. I still have the wardrobesensibilities of an art student andthis became very apparent a fewweeks back when I started to packfor my trip.
I’m not a fan of watching myselfon the TV. Telly puts on ten poundsthey say; what they don’t say is thatit puts on ten pounds in everydirection. I guess that self-image isbased on a vision that you hold ofyourself when you feel that youlooked your best. Hahahaha – nochance of me hitting that 32-inch
waist rack any time soon.I was packing with a view to
filming. That means a lot of clothesthat can work in a variety ofcombinations to give the illusion ofa vast wardrobe. Some days I needto change three or four times,which is obviously not possible witha 23 kilo baggage allowance andtrousers that burst the 40-inchwaist barrier – cloth issurprisingly heavy.
This timearound I also hadthe problem ofradical differences intemperature.Vancouver can dropto minus four at thistime of the yearwhereas Las Vegascan hit 16 degrees.
In the end I optedfor shirts over T-shirts and a light butvery smart suit. Witha selection of ties andcravats it seemed likea plan.
Twelve days, though,proved to be rather a lotof shirts. I’m not short ofshirts, I have in excess of50 which I know is rathertoo many. Many of these are ofcourse of the colourful ‘Hawaiian’
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swimming costume, a pair ofshorts, a pair of jeans and a warmcoat – one with a zipper to ward offthose cold pacific winds. I packedan umbrella too and scarf andgloves, not wanting to leaveanything to chance. Of coursethere were the usual smalls but Iwon’t bother you with that.
It’s a sartorial nightmare andone that was highlighted when acolleague commented on mywardrobe in a less thancomplimentary manner. I brushedit off at the time but later I startedto think, is it time for me to breakout the comfy corduroys andwoolly cardigans?
I sat on the edge of my bed andlooked at the rack of shirts, thetrousers in bright yellow and pinkand the suit that Rupert Bearwould not look out of place in.Memories of previous wardrobescame floating back – the KatharineHamnett years, the body-map era,my long acquaintance with PaulSmith and a vast array of armysurplus and vintage that would be the envy of so many Brightonclothing stores. It made me smile. Now where did I put those dungarees?
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variety – not suitable for smartdinners in fine restaurants but Ihoped okay for treading the streets of Vegas.
Of the rest I chose aselection of plain, stripesand checks, rather a lot ofchecks, so many that itlooked like a wardrobehamper for a touringproduction ofOklahoma. Notinappropriate I thoughtand rather jolly. Maybe
I should look into buying someleather chaps when I hit the States?No you’re right, maybe not!
To supplement this I packed a
Telly puts on tenpounds they say;what they don’t say isthat it puts on tenpounds in everydirection
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Royal Blood at the NME Awards; Zoe Ballgeeks out; Adele’s stateside house hunt
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SEASIDE, STATESIDEOne beachfront pad clearly isn’t enough for singing sensation Adele.News reaches us that the multi-award winning singer/songwriter –who has a sea-facing home just outside Hove – has put in an offer ona gorgeous oceanfront mansion in Malibu, California.
Adele, who denied rumours of a split from her partner and fatherof her two year old son, Simon Konecki, last month, is buying theposh Malibu pad as a “family home” in the States. Malibu is a 21-mile strip of prime Pacific coastline, famous for its warm, sandybeaches and for being the home of many Hollywood movie stars.Just like Portslade, then.
Brighton band Royal Blood will be performing at the 2015 NMEAwards next month. The annual muso ceremony takes place on 18February at the Brixton Academy and will see Royal Blood’s BenThatcher and Mike Kerr nominated in no less than seven
categories.Along with Kasabian, Royal Blood are in the running for the four
main NME Awards – Best British Band, Best Album, Best Live Band andBest Track – and will also compete in the Best New Band and Best Video categories.
The Brighton duo are also confirmed to perform alongside PalomaFaith, Sam Smith and George Ezra at this year’s Brit Awards. With Britnominations yet to be announced as we go to press, it’s a safe bet thatRoyal Blood will be nominated for the British album of the year after theireponymous first album became the fastest-selling British rock debut inthree years.
Good luck fellas – make us all proud and bring those gongs backto Brighton!
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Adele’s neighbour, the lovely Zoe Ball, has this weekannounced that she has no intention of putting herself inthe running for the presenter’s job on the primetime StrictlyCome Dancing shows.
Speaking to the Daily Express, Zoe said; “I like my job on It TakesTwo, so I’m not gunning for Tess’s job or anything like that.” Zoe,who replaced Claudia on the BBC1 shows last series following herdaughter’s hospital ordeal, joked that the main reason shewouldn’t want Tess or Claudia’s spot in the limelight is the hardwork involved in tracking down dresses to wear on air for twoshows a weekend.
Zoe also revealed that as a self-styled ‘Strictly geek’ she isgetting over-excited about hosting the Strictly Come Dancing livetour. The 31 show dance spectacular starring ex-contestantsincluding Mark Wright, Simon Webbe, Alison Hammond, Scott Millsand Caroline Flack opened at The Barclaycard Arena inBirmingham last week.
BRITISH & MODERNEUROPEANBARDSLEY’SProbably Brighton’s most popularfish ’n’ chip shop and restaurantwith a large loyal clientele.Traditional and family-run withfavourites and excellent daily fishspecials. Open for lunch anddinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’salso a great party venue. There aremassive fish platters and seasonalseafood, plus vegetarian choices.Fully licensed.Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street,Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk
INDIANCHAULA’S LEWESChaula’s is renowned for itssignature dishes, distinctive décorand friendly staff. All meals aremade fresh to order and everycurry has its own distinctivelyflavoured sauce. Also a widevariety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free
CHAULA’S BRIGHTONA second venue for this brilliantIndian restaurant is now open
here in Brighton. Superb regionaldishes, fresh tasting and exciting.Chaula and her team breathe freshair into the idea of Indian foodwith authentic recipes served inbright and stylish surroundings.The cooking is executed with alight touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but analtogether healthier approach –but not at the cost of flavour.Both delicious and affordable.Buffet available for £6.99; MealDeal for £9.99.Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street,Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
THE CHILLI PICKLEThe Chilli Pickle is a localfavourite with national standingwhich combines traditionalIndian methods with localproduce and an individual style.Their ample thalis spice up amidday meeting or a catch-upwith friends, while the eveningmenu offers inventive street food,local seafood and tasty regionalcurries, served in an upbeat andinformal atmosphere. The ChilliPickle featured in the NationalRestaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in2011-12, and scooped ‘BestCasual Dining’ at the 2012 BritishCurry Awards.The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383,www.thechillipickle.com
THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEENThe definitive delivery servicefrom The Chilli Pickle launchedthis year. Bold, Indian-inspireddesign, specially commissionedartwork and smart delivery stakeout new ground in home dining.Meanwhile, the menu showcasessome of the restaurant’s familiartouches, with regional curries andhomemade pickles and chutneys,plus superb ice creams.The Chilli Pickle Canteen: orderonline at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
ITALIANDONATELLOFlagship venue of this local family-run business servingexcellent Italian food in stylishsurroundings. Brilliant value mealdeals on blackboards – two courses£7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well asà la carte. The haunt of celebs inseason from soap stars to politicos.Fun, friendly and fabulous value.Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk
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GELATO TIME!With a spectrum of flavours and artisan expertise, it’s timeto experience mouth-watering gelato at JoJo’s ...
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Gelato – the latest gourmet trend toemerge from Italy – is taking Brightonby storm with the opening of JoJos
gelateria on Western Road. Over 50 mouthwatering flavours, including
sorbets, are prepared artisan-style by the Italiangelato chef on-site. Ranging from moretraditional flavours like French vanilla andpistachio (both highly recommended by thestaff) to rose or blue bubblegum for those with a more adventurous palate, the onlyproblem … is choosing.
In fact, the whole experience at JoJo’s is alittle Willie Wonka. Behind the gleaming gelatocounter, in row after delectable row, are thevarious sauces (milk, white, dark, toffee, coffee),fruit sauces and a mindboggling selection oftoppings, from crushed Oreos to melted Belgian chocolate.
For those not in a gelato mood, a butterscotchwaffle or a fresh strawberry crepe might just dothe trick. Milkshakes are a popular choice here,too – with flavours like marshmallow andCream Egg, it’d be rude not to try! Hot drinks
include pink lady white tea and RainforestAlliance coffee. And a breakfast menu withbagels and granola is in the pipeline.
But what exactly is gelato? And how is itdifferent from ice-cream?
Whilst ice-cream is traditionally made withheavy cream and eggs, gelato is milk-basedwith fewer or no eggs, making it a healthieroption with up to 50% less calories. It’s alsoabout the air, or lack of it … during thechurning process, less air is incorporated intothe gelato mixture than with ice-cream,making for a smoother, creamier taste and asilky soft scoop. At JoJos, state-of-the-artequipment blends ingredients imported fromItaly to produce a really authentic gelato thatthe family-run business is proud of.
Set on three levels, JoJo’s is a temple ofspaciousness and light, with two huge glasswindows perfect for people-watching with a
Knickerbocker Glory to hand. With itsbeautiful sleek interiors, brightly colouredbooths and trendy photo art, this place is theepitomy of “modern Italian chic”.
Seating up to 85 people, there is also aprivate space perfect for children’s parties orspecial events. The gelateria’s luxuryupholstered booths also provide that little bitof intimacy for a tete a tete over a sticky gingerpudding! Stunning neon signs and moodlighting that slowly changes from tangerineorange to cool blue gives it a fresh, modernedge, while bespoke furniture imported fromMilan nods to its Mediterranean origins.
Night owls need not despair – JoJos’s lateopening times (til 11pm) mean gelato is notjust the ticket for kids’ birthday parties or thatteatime temptation; it’s the perfect place for anevening indulgence, too.
When I visited JoJos recently on a bitterlycold afternoon, it was nearly packed. One ladysat on a bar stool protectively nursing a HotFudge Sundae. “It’s my special time, just meand the Sundae,” she said with a smile, when Iasked her how she was enjoying it.
Isn’t it time you made some gelato time?JoJo’s Gelateria, 123-4 Western Rd, Brighton,01273 771532. Open 8am-11pm, 7 days a week.Prices start at £2.20 a scoop for gelato, andclassic sundaes from £4.99. 10% discount forStudents with ID. Email: [email protected]
JoJo’s is perfect forpeople-watching with a Knickerbocker Gloryto hand
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also include a small part ofVintage from 1850-1970, andother 20th century art styles suchas Art Nouveau and Bauhaus.
Decofairs is the perfectopportunity for Art Decoenthusiasts to browse andpurchase high quality collectiblesincluding period memorabilia,jewellery, ceramics, clothing andaccessories, lighting and lamps,clocks, statuary, prints, glass andfurniture. Traders have beenknown to sell a stylish list offamous designers of the eraincluding Lalique, Clarice Cliffe,Susie Cooper, Mappin and Webb,Erte and Cartier.
Decofairs Brighton and Hovewill be held at the Thistle Hotel(Brighton, BN1 2GS), a four-starprestigiously located hotel,situated directly on the main road
overlooking the seafront, backingonto Brighton’s historic andbustling South Lanes, minutesfrom Brighton Pier and ChurchillSquare, which is home to some ofSouth England’s best shopping,theatre and entertainment.
Decofairs will be using the largeRenaissance Suite which is fullyaccessible via the hotel lifts andthe seafront entrance. The LanesCar Park on Black Lion Street(with a capacity of 355 spaces)which is located underneath theThistle Hotel is available for bothvisitors and stallholders to park.To find out more about Decofairs,email [email protected],call 07932 115385 or visit ourwebsite: www.decofairs.co.uk. You can also follow us on Twitter @decofairs or Facebook – decofairs.
Art Deco is an influentialvisual arts design stylewhich first appeared in
France and Belgium after WorldWar I, flourishing internationallyin the 1930s and 1940s before itspopularity waned after World WarII. It is an eclectic style thatcombines ancient symbols andmotifs with Machine Age imageryand materials. The style is often
characterized by rich colours, boldgeometric shapes, andornamentation. During its heyday,Art Deco represented luxury,glamour, exuberance and faith insocial and technological progress.
You may notice Art Deco is allround you in Brighton and Hove –from Shoreham Airport in theWest to Embassy Court on HoveSeafront to Gala Bingo Hall onPortland Road to Saltdean’s Lidoand the Grand Ocean complex inthe East.
Decofairs will continue to runsix Sunday fairs this year, on 15February, 26 April, 14 June, 9August, 11 October and 13December. Opening hours willremain 10am–4pm and willbecome the home of Art Deco inBrighton selling high qualitycollectibles. The central focus willalways remain Art Deco but we
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HIGHPOINTSIR CHRIS BONINGTONConnaught Theatre, Worthing,20 January 2015 ★★★★★
It’s hard not to like Sir Chris.Humble, unassuming, demureeven. Yet over the course of histwo hour talk/lecture it becomes
evident that this man has doneextraordinary things in the world ofmountaineering. If there was a ticklist of mountains to climb he’s prettymuch ticked them all, andsometimes several times over. By itsvery nature, mountaineering is astruggle and sometimes humanscome off second best, as was evidentby the amount of colleagues he hadlost over his many expeditions. That there weren’t more is minor miracle.It’s accepted but never down played by Sir Chris. Emotional, inspiringand a thoroughly decent bloke.Lee Stevens
J MASCISIt’s lucky I already know what J Mascis looks like. At 5ft 11, being able tosee over a crowd is rarely an issue for me, but J Mascis fans obviously eattheir greens as the stage was completely invisible from my handicappedvantage point towards the back of the room. The venue was filled tobursting; a sea of plaid and heavy knitwear beneath a fog of condensation– nobody had elbow-room enough to remove their coats and scarves, itseemed, and the venue’s climate had shifted from temperate to tropic as aresult.
Still, he sounded amazing. Heady, ethereal guitar over gravelly yetgentle falsetto. Imperfect, vulnerable, and beautiful. A departure from thevisceral energy of Dinosaur Jr and Witch, and welcome for it. Rousingapplause and a perfunctory encore (J Mascis is a modest man) testified tothat.The Haunt, 9 January 2015★★★★★ Louise Bevan
WITHERING LOOKSEssentially a ‘Bronte For Dummies’ or ‘Bitesize Bronte’ (copywritepending!), as if the lives and works of The Brontes was performed by amental offshoot of the Women’s Institute. But it’s good fun and deservedmore of an audience. Performers Sue Ryding and Maggie Fox provided atrue smorgasbord of storytelling and comic styles/vehicles; the ghosts ofthe Moors, Wuthering Heights reduced to a 30 second paper cut out show,Anne Bronte as a tiny hand puppet. Ludicrously eccentric but played verydryly to accentuate the humour. The biting satire gave it that little fizz too.Cleverly put together and performed to a sharp degree. Give it a go.Connaught Theatre, Worthing, 17 January 2015★★★★★ Lee Stevens
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ANDY JORDANConcorde2, 19 March 2015, £20/11,01273 673311,www.concorde2.co.ukKnown for his role on E4's hit TVseries ‘Made in Chelsea’, AndyJordan's tour follows a run of soldout dates last year, and with hismusic already captivating the likesof Elton John, Andy Jordan is sureto be one to watch for 2015.
LEVELLERS + SCREENINGOF DOCUMENTARY FILM ‘ACURIOUS LIFE’De La Warr Pavilion, 28 February2015, £25/20, 01424 229111,www.dlwp.comA full live acoustic gig by the bandthemselves, who will be performingacoustic arrangements of songsfrom their recently released GreatestHits, alongside many other livefavorites from across their 27 yearcareer, which will follow a uniquescreening of their ‘documentary’film.
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REWARDING PATIENCEWine expertise from Annabel Jackson
The 2012 Premier Crus ofBurgundy’s Chablis region are onthe market now, their qualitytestament to the ever increasing
amount of effort being put into thevineyards in this climatically marginalregion. Even in a “not easy” vintage like2012, then, great wine can still be made,particularly from biodynamic vineyards.
The 2012s are particularly attractivebecause they’re drinking well now, butcan also be laid down. In general, theyare taught and tingling, lean and limey.The 2013 vintage was even harder thanthe 2012 – but it seems that patience
may have been rewarded in 2014, which is looking highly promising. Yet go back 25 years or so, and wine
producers in Burgundy’s core Cote d’Or,a limestone escarpment which stretchesfrom Dijon to Santenay, held this satellitecomponent part of the region in lowregard, says Herve Tucki. Now, esteemedBurgundy names on the escarpment, likeFaiveley, Drouhin and Bize, ownvineyards in Chablis too. “But one thingdoesn’t change,” Tucki says, “and that’sthe terroir. We’re Kimmeridgian”. Herefers, of course, to the unique clay andlimestone rock formations of the Jurassic period, its key influence on thevines resulting in uniquely steely, mineral wines.
Tucki is brand ambassador for cooperative La Chablisienne. Thiscooperative was the first to be formed in France (1923) and sells eightmillion bottles per year, which accounts for about one quarter of theregion’s total production. But inspite of a large portfolio, LaChablisienne is highly respected,and produces terroir winesacross 30 different crus, includingsix Grand Crus and 15 PremierCrus, the remainder spreadacross Chablis and Petit Chablis.It works with 300 vine-growingfamilies across 20 villages.
Unusually among coops, it isfirst a wine producer and not only interested in commercialsuccess. Its wines offertremendous value for theconsumer in a region whereprices are slowly creeping up.
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Hi Josie, how are you today?Hi! I'm good thanks, hope you are too!
Yes I am, thank you. ‘Cara Josephine’ is being touted as your mostpersonal show to date. When I first found out Iwas going to be an aunt I immediately tried tomove to a home that would allow my niece tovisit – even though she hadn’t been born yet.What’s the most surprising thing the arrival ofyour niece has evoked in you?I just was not prepared for the visceral amountof love that I have for her. I just LOVE her somuch that I don't know what to do with all ofthe feelings. It's wonderful. And that brings suchan excitement about what she will grow into andwhat her life will be like. So I recommend it toeveryone!
You’ve mentioned your family in previousshows, more specifically your sister. What is
the best thing you’ve benefittedfrom by having your sister in yourlife?My sister and I are quite different,she's much more practical and no-nonsense than I am. I think we bothlike having someone so important in ourlives with such a different perspective. I reallylook up to her, she's very brave andindependent and a great mum. Also she candrive so she gives me lifts quite a lot if I go toKent.
#Everydaysexism, #illridewithyou and othersseem to reflect a grassroots social mediamovement against the prejudice andaggression growing in a financially poorersociety. Do you see this as part of a constantgathering of momentum for the positive, or asad indictment of the current status quo?I don't really see them as either, I think. There
will always be things to fight and therewill always be so many people doinggood things to fight them and buildingthings for the good. I try and take heart
from the good things and hope to do whatI can, if that doesn't sound too wanky. I
think saying that society is buildingwholeheartedly towards progress or falling intothe abyss isn't helpful either way, because thereis always so bloody much going on! The onlinestuff has been great though.
Comedians usually comment upon injustice orlack of opportunities – whereas you haveactually addressed these with theestablishment of the Arts Emergency Services.Such a great thing to exist. How difficult was itto set up and publicise?Thank you! It wasn't difficult. Although it's beenhard work, it's been one of the most rewardingand awesome things I've ever been involvedwith. It's all really down to Neil the co-founderwho works incredibly hard to build it up. Itexists to help young people study and pursuelives spent doing what they'd love to do, and todefend studying and making arts of all kinds. Ithink we have been lucky because so manypeople have identified with the cause and givenus support.
You’ve collected rave reviews for many yearsnow, yet very much give the impression ofmarching to the tune of your own drum. Howimportant are reviews to you, and – tobutcher a quote – are some reviews moreequal than others?I don't read reviews because I think they canget in your head, and, even if they are goodones, they can confuse you as to what you'redoing and why. I am always a bit wary aboutasking for feedback – I tend to only ask a fewpeople who I really trust. I think stand-up canmake you a bit of a control freak – you sort ofdevelop your own internal voice that tells youwhat to keep in or take out and I find reviewscan muddy that judgement. Having said that,it's really lovely if people like what I do andthere are some reviewers I really respect so I'mchuffed if they like my stuff.
Family has moved to front and centre in thisshow, along with heartbreak. If you could giveJosie from ten years ago a piece of advice,what would it be?Oh god. It would be ... be less cagey aboutsaying yes to things and never vanity-searchyour own name on the internet!
And what do you hope for the Josie of tenyears in the future?I just hope that I am happy and hopeful and allof that hippy nonsense. My dream is to makesome films and write better stand-up showseach time.
What’s the next thing you’re looking forwardto doing?I'm hoping to make a feature film in thesummer. I've spent the last 18 monthsdeveloping the script and now hopefully we willbe able to get the money and make it happen.
Josie Long – Cara Josephine, Corn Exchange,Brighton Dome, Thursday 19 February 2015,£14/12, 01273 709709, brightondome.org
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Multi-Edinburgh-awardnominee, BBC Radio regularand delightful optimistJosie Long brings her latestand arguably most personalcomedy show to Brighton.Victoria Nangle talks family,politics and vanity-searchingyourself on the web
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When it comes to local theatre, it’snot all about looking forward tothe next big thing; sometimes it’sabout taking time to look back and
appreciate an unprecedented success. We’veone show in paticular in mind – One Man, TwoGuvnors was a resounding seasonal hit for theTheatre Royal Brighton.
The venue is celebrating one of its mostsuccessful Christmas seasons ever, with theannouncement that almost 18,000 peoplesaw the Theatre’s Christmas show, theNational Theatre’s production of One Man,Two Guvnors throughout the recent threeweek run, which ended last weekend. Over athird of the audience were attending theTheatre for the first time.
One Man, Two Guvnors played to packedhouses throughout the run, winning praisefrom audiences and rave reviews from critics.
Nicholas Hytner’s five star production,which is set in Brighton in the 1960s, tells thehilarious story of Francis Henshall who, firedfrom his skiffle band, becomes minder to
Roscoe Crabbe. But ‘Roscoe’ is really ‘Rachel’,posing as her own dead brother – who's beenkilled by her boyfriend Stanley Stubbers. Francisspots the chance of an extra meal ticket andtakes a job with one Stanley Stubbers – but toprevent discovery, he must keep his two guvnors apart.
One Man, Two Guvnors continued the TheatreRoyal Brighton’s tradition of staging a top WestEnd show at Christmas. Recent productions haveincluded Priscilla Queen of the Desert, The RockyHorror Show and Spamalot.
Chris Harper, Managing Director of NationalTheatre Productions, commented: “One Man,Two Guvnors is set in Brighton, which made it the
SINGINGSUCCESSIt was a seasonal hit for theTheatre Royal Brighton –catch One Man, Two Guvnorswhilst you still can ...
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perfect show in the perfect venue. We aredelighted that Brighton audiences agreed ...and made it a box office hit!”
The show will continue its tour of UK venuesuntil the end of March 2015.To book tickets visitwww.atgtickets.com/brighton or call 0844 8717650 (booking fee applies)
NEW VENTURE THEATRE
New Venture Theatre’s production ofThe Private Ear & Black Comedy is adouble bill of classic 1960s comedy bySir Peter Shaffer, and runs from 20 – 28
February 2015. The award-winning playwrightis famous for such plays and adaptations asAmadeus and Equus. The Private Ear & BlackComedy are two hilarious plays which form anatural pair, each hinging in turn on theimportance of sound and light.
The Private Ear, directed by Dan Walker, is aplay of socially awkward comedy. Classicalmusical enthusiast Bob has a big date withDoreen, the Perfect Woman. Not knowing muchabout entertaining, he has invited ladies’ manTed along to act as cook and moral support –an unusual move to be sure. What couldpossibly go wrong?
Black Comedy is directed (appropriately) byIan Black. Brindsley is a poor sculptor whohopes to sell some of his work to a millionaireart collector; he also intends to ask his fiancéeCarol’s father for her hand in marriage. He hasborrowed, without permission, some of hisneighbour’s antique furniture in an attempt toimpress. The evening is set, but is marred bysome unexpected visitors.
The Private Ear & Black Comedy, New VentureTheatre, Fri 20 – Sat 28 Feb 2015, 7.45pm (noMon or Sun evenings), matinee performance Sun7 Feb at 2.30pm. For tickets or further details,visit www.newventure.org.uk or call Box OfficeInformation on 01273 746118
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Imet the Dane at work. And it was always inevitable that thepartnership of an editor with an art director would give birth toour own publishing enterprise – albeit in our spare time. Nowyou might expect that two creative types living and working
together would be the recipe for tantrums and tiffs. But it’s all prettyharmonious, chez Krog … well, as long as I get my own way andTorben keeps his Scandi mitts – and grammar – off the Arty Twitterfeed.
So we’re alwaysinterested to see theresults of other creativecouplings. And in thisyear’s book – Brighton’sArtists 2015 – we’rethrilled to be featuringagain the paintings ofJo Watters-Pawlowskiand for the first timeKris Pawlowski’scaptivating photography.
The underlying force behind Jo’s paintings is ‘abstractexpressionism’ as she plays with the figurative elements oflandscapes and seascapes to create an emotional, abstractresponse. Her aim is to evoke a reaction, rather than depict a scene,with each artwork carefully built up layer by layer using oil, acrylicsand resist-work techniques that lend a spectacular intensity to theend results. In contrast – and firmly rooted in reality – Kris has apassion for photographing artists, craftsmen and musicians. His styleis simple, as he aims to capture his subjects in a relaxed and informalway. Both utterly brilliant in their own unique ways!
Out of town: Pelham House Hotel is holding its first Open ArtExhibition, with all works chosen by the staff at the hotel. More than90 submissions were received from artists from Lewesand surrounding areas, and the final selection includes a wonderfullyhigh standard of various styles and mediums, including prints, oils,acrylics, photographic prints, collage and mixed media. A percentageof all sales will be donated to the Rocking Horse Appeal. Theexhibition runs until 24 February.www.artymagazines.com
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IT TAKES TWO
This year’s Oscar nominations are out and, while a littlepredictable in some respects, there are also a few surprises.Let’s talk about four films we have reviewed on PostFeatureand how they fared in the race for nominations:
Foxcatcher is one of the most ‘Oscar-buzzy’ of the year! Especiallysince it includes Steve Carell’s prosthetic-heavy characterization of thepsychopathic wrestling enthusiast John Dupont. A straightperformance by a comedian in a role that is anything but likeable (andpreferably involves an aesthetic change) is always likely to getawards – one need only think of Mo’Nique’s Oscar for 2009’s Precious.Personally, however, I’m sad that Carell was included in the ‘LeadActor’ category in place of Channing Tatum, who really did act hissocks off and has come on so far since his Step Up days!
If you managed to catch PostFeature last week or have seen it onour catch up service, you’ll know exactly how I feel about AmericanSniper. Content and storytelling aside it is certainly a wonderfullydirected and beautifully shot film, so not surprising to see it also in the‘Best Picture’ category – and obviously half of the American politicaldivide agrees with the source material. Interesting to note thatstaunch Republican Clint Eastwood is not up for ‘Best Director’,however …
Nightcrawler was creepy and awful. In a very, very good way. JakeGyllenhaal’s performance as the desperate, immoral sociopath whoblurs the line between observer and participant in this tale of sleazynighttime news-gathering was stunning. There was a lack of vanity inmaking himself over as being so utterly unlikable, and an artistry inhis inhabiting a character able to make the hairs on the back of anaudience’s necks raise from the other side of a screen. And yet, no‘Lead Actor’ nomination! The only nomination for Nightcrawler was‘Best Original Screenplay’ – not even the fabulous Rene Russo got anod in the ‘Supporting Actress’ category.
In another nominations shocker, Gone Girl, the film that for a fewmonths at the end of the summer had everyone talking (and everycouple over a certain age rushing to see it, don’t ask me why) alsoreceived just the one nomination. David Fincher’s pitch-blackblockbuster only managed to see Rosamund Pike put into the ‘BestActress’ category and was utterly excluded from many categories itcould have sat comfortably in, including ‘Best Picture’, ‘Best Director’and ‘Best Cinematography’. I feel most aggrieved for poor Gillian Flynnwho expertly adapted her own best selling novel.
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total tangent that simplypresented itself and tookover a good 20 minutes ofshow time.
Dara O’Briain (playing atEastbourne’s CongressTheatre in May) also givesthe impression at his liveshows that everything he’sserving up is comingstraight from you, as he
banters with the audience and reactsdirectly to them.
Comedian Dan Antopolski once told meabout the exercising of the comedy muscle.It’s something every professional comedianworks on and sharpens. If you don’t writeand perform regularly it gets saggy fromlack of use, but a truly toned comedy musclesees the punchlines wherever they mightpresent themselves and acts accordingly.This is why truly good comperes, likeKrater’s Stephen Grant, are so compelling.There is that danger that anything canhappen and still be made funny, still be apart of the show. And it can. Because a goodcomedy brain can see it.
So, in conclusion, if you want to see magicin words and free your mind with laughter,there are some great shows to go and see todo just that. There’s a reason some peopleare said to be at the top of their game.These are the comedy marathon runners.Ross Noble - Tangentleman, Concert Hall,Brighton Dome, 31 January & 1 February2015, 8pm, £26, http://brightondome.org
FUNNY BONESThe hard work that’s gone in to make comedy so ‘effortless’...
EVENT: BENT DOUBLEHosted by star of Michael McIntyre’s ComedyRoadshow, Zoe Lyons, this gay-friendlymonthly comedy night is a real treat.Featuring Andrew Doyle, Meryl O’Rourke andheadliner Kerry Godliman. It’s The Times’Critics’ Choice.Komedia, Sun 1 Feb, 7.30pm, £12/9/6
EVENT: SEEDY SUNDAYSwap seeds you’ve saved for somethingnew to grow this year. More than 50community stalls, speakers (includingBBC1’s Christine Walkden), Infinity Café andkids activities.Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Sun 1 Feb,10.30am–4.30pm, £3/2 (under 16s free)
ART: PELHAM HOUSE OPENPelham House's first Open Art Exhibition,with all art works selected by the staff at thehotel. They received over 90 submissionsfrom artists from Lewes and surroundingareas, work based on prints, oils, acrylics,photographic prints, collage and mixedmedia works. A percentage of all sales fromthe exhibition will be donated to the RockingHorse Appeal.Pelham House, St. Andrew's Lane, Lewes,01273 488600. Until 24 Feb.
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Years ago someone toldme; “A dirty mind is a joyforever.” I would like tosubvert that to simply,
“A funny mind is a joy forever.”Anyone who has ever seen a topcomedian’s work-in-progresswill know the marvel that is afunny and well-toned mindfeeling their way to the gags,and the delight at the discoveryof a brand new funny – most especially in aplace they never thought to find it. Somepeople are blessed that every show has themseemingly stumbling upon comedy gold asfrequently as those who first started themyth that London’s streets were made of theshiny stuff. Those shows are just magicbubbles in time where the imagination isunleashed, and are not to be missed. One’scoming to town this weekend.
Ross Noble is great. The title of his showsays it all – ‘Tangentleman’. With a looseidea of where he’s going thematically at thestart of the night, and a willingness toabandon the map completely shouldanother more interesting adventure presentitself, the natural creativity and bareloopiness is a joy to behold. And he’s notalone with this gift.
April sees the marvellous Dylan Morancome to town who, upon a previous visit,had me in hysterics when his randomambling gait saw him hit with a suddenrealisation that his feet had been slippingslowly apart sideways with the weight of hisbody and his torso had fallen so low he wasgoing to have difficulty righting himself. A
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1 Dirty Weekend In BrightonFrankie
2 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton
3 Dirty Weekend In BrightonBen Sherman (style manfrom Brighton)
4 The Black FieldsThe Fighter
5 Fond Of Rudy Royals (Lorde cover)
6 NewNobility Asian Girl
7 Thieves By The Code Right Where It Belongs
8 The Mice Beauty Queen
9 J. Reign LO
10 Alex King Rollercoaster Girl
11 The Mice Beauty Queen
12 Joe Woodham Girl At The Circus
13 N-D-E Bad Habit (digitalmedia remaster)
14 This Mono GalaxyAccusations Fly
15 Mara Project The Path You Take
16 Automatic Shoes The Reality
17 Mean Poppa Lean Ain’t Nobody
18 The Adam Kidd Band Into The Night
19 Surfhunter Bessie
20 ThePrjctMyhm FreeForAll
Moving to Brighton inthe mid ‘90s to studyart and music, AliceRussell initially made
her mark as a guest singer withthe likes of Quantic SoulOrchestra, and Nostalgia 77(their cover of The White Stripes’‘Seven Nation Army’ has beenconstantly rinsed in clubsaround the world). She thenteamed up with co-writer,guitarist and producer AlexCowan (aka ™ Duke) for herdebut studio album My FavouriteLetters, released in 2005 on theBrighton-based Tru Thoughtslabel.
Russell and Cowan continue tocollaborate to this day: “We bothlike so many different types ofmusic, whereas some people aremore purist. Our influences runfrom Sarah Vaughan to Bach, KateBush to Arvo Part, and J Dilla toAlice Coltrane. We love everythingfrom dirty, squelchy dubstep to oldschool soul. We nudge each other inthe right directions,” says Alice.
Subsequently, she’s released Potof Gold, and To Dust, arguably herbest album to date, which featureda fantastic performance by HarryShearer (This Is Spinal Tap, TheSimpsons etc) for the promotionalvideo to the ‘Heartbreaker’ single.
Constantly collaborating, shereleased an album with her oldfriends Quantic (Will Holland) in2012, and also contributed a vocalto ‘Men Will Do Anything’, a trackon the David Byrne and FatboySlim album Here Lies Love.
Live, though, is where you canwitness the power and skill of hervoice, where she can really let go:“It’s a great emotional release …sometimes it makes you feel reallyhigh, especially when you’resinging the high notes. If you’refeeling rubbish and everything elsefeels like it’s going wrong, you feelbetter if you have a good singsong.I’ve sung my way through panicattacks before – singing throughthe whole of Stevie Wonder’s SongsIn The Key Of Life. They should putsinging on the NHS!”
The next gig is in aid of GigBuddies, a project that enablessocially isolated people withlearning disabilities to lead activesocial lives, matching them with avolunteer who enjoys the samekind of music. The bill also includesThe Nextmen, Beat Express and Pog.Concorde 2, Sunday 1 Feb, 7.30pm, £10
A veritable force of nature, Brighton’s queen of funk and soul is backin action after taking some time out with her new baby, with a stringof dates here and abroad ...
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SUPERCHARGED PRESENTSBUTTERZThis class night boasts anawesome DJ line-up, consisting ofDJ Q, Elijah & Skilliam, Royal-T,and special guest Novelist. C2 hassaid to make sure you bring alongphoto ID as they’re operating astrict over 18s only policy!Concorde2, Sat 31 Jan, 11pm –4am, £8.50
JMAC PRESENTS: POSHWONKSMixing up two rooms of bassmusic, drum ‘n bass and grime,as well as a side order of psyduband downtempo glitch hop, thisfree Tuesday night city centreescape offers up solid vibes andspecial drink offers for aweeknight crowd.The Volks, Tues 27 Jan, 11pm –4am, free
EIGHT MILES HIGHEight Miles High is a night of mind-melting psychedelic sounds fromthe past and present. DJs will bespinning a heady mix of Britishand US ‘60s psych rock, neo psych,freak beat, dream pop,psychedelic soul and more. Komedia, Fri 30 Jan, 9pm – 3am,£4/3
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The periodic table is fascinating.Although the elements in theperiodic table are few innumber, they act just like the
alphabet. By joining together indifferent combinations, the elementsmake up all the matter in the knownuniverse. Every element in the periodictable, aside from hydrogen, isessentially created when a starexplodes. It is therefore very fitting thatmost of the elements in the periodictable are silvery/grey in colour.
The main composition of stars ishydrogen, carbon oxygen and nitrogen,
and by no coincidence, so is ours! We are made from stardust. Wereally should stop a while and celebrate how far we have come in
science and technology. Ourunderstanding of the elements isentering a new era, especially as thedividing line between physics andchemistry gets more blurred withthe advances in quantum chemistry.If we take the element oxygen, weknow that it combines withhydrogen to make water, withcarbon to make carbon dioxide, andthat carbon, hydrogen and oxygentogether make alcohol.
But back in 1774, Joseph Priestley, after warming nitre – potassiumnitrate – described what we now know to be oxygen in the followingway: “The feeling of it in my lungs was not sensibly different from thatof common air, but I fancied that my breast felt peculiarly light andeasy for some time afterwards. Who can tell but that in time, this pureair may become a fashionable article in luxury. Hitherto only two miceand myself have had the privilege ofbreathing it.”
Here at the STEM centre, we areworking on a very exciting project with DrKate Howland from the University ofSussex, and with her MSc students. I can’tsay too much about it, but our aim is toensure that no one under our roof everyawns again when we mention theperiodic table!
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Touched By AuschwitzBBC2, 9pmThis feature-length documentaryexplores the experiences of sixAuschwitz survivors – from theirsurvival in the aftermath ofliberation right through to presentday. Laurence Rees travelsaround the globe to film thesurvivors and their families atlength, giving a unique insightinto the challenges each face.
Josie: The Most HatedWoman In BritainChannel 4, 10.55pmThis documentary takes a look atthe controversial figure of JosieCunningham from Leeds.Controversial because theaspiring glamour model shot tofame having received a breastenlargement on the NHS. What’sher side of this tabloid story, andis it worth the attention?
CockroachesITV2, 10pmGoing to the supermarket isn’tsuch a simple task in a postapocalyptic world. Just ask anyzombie movie. No zombies here,but there are dangers,scavengers and cannibals so Tomassembles a team to ensure thetrip’s safety. Only problem is,Oscar is the only one who knowsthe way. D’oh!
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Sky111.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 Inside RAF BrizeNorton 4.00 Futurama (x2)5.00 The Simpsons 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 ModernFamily (x2) 9.00 AirAmbulance ER 10.00 RossKemp: Extreme World11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0
BBC37.00pm Don’t Tell TheBride 8.00 EastEnders: TheGreatest Cliffhangers 9.00Excluded: Kicked Out OfSchool 10.00 RussellHoward’s Good News10.30 EastEnders 11.00Family Guy (x4) 12.35amExcluded 1.30 EastEnders:The Greatest Cliffhangers2.30 Russell Howard’sGood News 3.00 Excluded
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 National Treasures OfWales 8.00 The Children OfThe Holocaust 9.00 The ArtOf Fly Fishing: Kiss TheWater 10.00 Smiley’sPeople 10.55 Meat Loaf: InAnd Out Of Hell 12.00amHorizon: Do You KnowWhat Time It Is? 1.00 BrightLights, Brilliant Minds: ATale Of Three Cities
ITV212.40pm Coronation Street(x2) 1.45 Psych 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x2) Harry’s Favourites 7.40FILM: The Mummy (1999)10.00 Cockroaches. Seehighlights. 10.35 Plebs (x2)11.35 Blue Go Mad In Ibiza12.35am Two And A HalfMen (x2) 1.20 Dads 1.45Animal Practice
ITV310.40am Judge Judy (x3)12.00pm Murder, SheWrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00Where The Heart Is 3.15The Royal 4.15 Never TheTwain 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 7.00 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 MidsomerMurders 10.00 Collision11.00 Law & Order: UK12.00am Wycliffe
E44.00pm New Girl 4.30Suburgatory 5.00 How IMet Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The BigBang Theory 8.30 BrooklynNine-Nine 9.00 The 10010.00 Supernatural 11.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)12.00am Rules OfEngagement (x2)
More411.20am FILM: Only TheValiant (1951) 1.25pm TimeTeam (x2) 3.35 A Place ByThe Sea 4.40 A Place InThe Sun (x2) 6.50 BuildingThe Dream 7.55 GrandDesigns 9.00 SellingHouses With AmandaLamb 10.00 Grand DesignsAustralia 11.05 Gogglebox12.10am Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA
Film411.00am Detective Story(1951) 1.10pm The TallMen (1955) 3.40 Flight OfThe Phoenix (1966) 6.25Chocolat (2000) 9.00 ThePerks Of Being AWallflower (2012) 11.05Law Abiding Citizen (2009)1.15am Land Of SilenceAnd Darkness 3.25 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 According ToJim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35Frasier 9.05 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.35 Everybody LovesRaymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. It’s ablack day for Freddie as he tries tokeep one step ahead of the police butis caught at the scene of a crime. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Phil Spencer: Secret AgentPhil is in Leicestershire where hehelps John and Jane sell their housein Market Harborough, a sought afterlocation where homes usually sellfast.9.00 24 Hours In Police CustodyThe documentary series that coversevery angle of police work. Thisepisode follows cases where alcoholand relationship tensions combine tomake a dangerous cocktail. 10.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Gordonchecks in to Connecticut’s oldest inn,the Curtis House in Woodbury. Thishistoric inn has been owned by theHardisty family for generations, butthe business has started to fall apartand their legacy is on the brink ofbeing lost.10.55 Josie: The Most HatedWoman In Britain? See highlights11.55 PokerStars.com Monte-Carlo Casino EPT Grand Final 12.50am KOTV Boxing Weekly1.20 Snowdon Race 2.15 FILM: BetterThings (2006) 3.50 River CottageBites 4.00 SuperScrimpers 4.30SuperScrimpers 4.55 Kirstie’s VintageGems 5.05 Deal Or No Deal
Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas& Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’sTravelling Circus 8.45 Bananas InPyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: Desperate Escape (2009)5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac winsback VJ’s trust. Realising that they’veboth said things that they regret,Sasha and Matt agree to start over.6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Benefits: Can’t Work, Won’tWork Reality series. 8.00 Costa Del Casualty:Benidorm ER Observationaldocumentary series followingBenidorm’s busy hospital and GPpractice. At Clinica Benidorm, thestaff pull out all the stops to find outwhat is wrong with an elderlyholidaymaker, a 69-year-old lady witha broken leg is determined not tomiss a line-dance night, a Kiwiteenager gashes his heel days beforeentering the taekwondo worldchampionships.9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: LiveEviction All the drama and actionfrom this year’s housemates as one ofthem is evicted live on air.10.00 Britain’s Flashiest FamiliesDocumentary featuring some of theUK’s most unashamedly excessivespenders.11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s BitOn The Side Rylan Clark presents around-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate.12.00am 10 Most Annoying ThingsAbout 1995 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10Suspects 4.00 Michaela’s WildChallenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show7.30 EastEnders Max presses theself-destruct button and makes adecision he may live to regret. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama.Sacha struggles to be a good fatherto Rachel in the face of a majorrevelation. Mo tries to hide fromAdele, not ready to tell her about thefamily secret. Mary-Claire, desperateto deny her feelings for Harry, trieskeeping him at arm’s length.9.00 Silent Witness Drama seriesabout a team of forensic pathologists.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today10.45 Count Arthur Strong Sitcomabout an out-of-work former varietystar with delusions of grandeur.Conman Phil is doing well in the areaas a so-called plumber, swindling thelocals out of hundreds of pounds.Will Arthur be his next victim?Meanwhile Bulent tries to persuadethe café gang that Arthur is not allthat he seems.11.15 Film 2015 Claudia Winklemanand Danny Leigh take a critical lookat the week’s film releases.11.45 From Auschwitz With LoveDocumentary.12.15am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.20 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders9.00 The Newspapers9.30 The Newspapers10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00pm Brighton Lights12.30 Brighton Lights1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs6.00 Latest News The Latest newswhere we are.6.30 You Make It, We Show ItLatest Bill and David Nethertonpresent films made by you, the greatBrighton public.7.00 Best Of Brighton LightsRichard Shayler takes a cheeky lookback on episodes of Brighton Lights,first aired on the internet.7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Bookenders Best-sellingauthors talk about what inspiredthem to write their latest novels.9.00 Latest News 9.30 Ordinary Lives: AlwaysSomewhere Else A diary of ajourney across the USA. Serendipityand chance encounter are central tothe making of this short film.10.00 Hindsight: The Shorts10.15 Hindsight: The Shorts10.30 Latest News11.00 Bowlegs Live music sessionsand interviews with the artists.11.30 StageUp Unplugged12.00am Latest News 12.30 YouMake It, We Show It 1.00 Best OfBrighton Lights 1.30 Latest News2.00 The Vote 2.30 Bookenders 3.00Latest News 3.30 Ordinary Lives:Always Somewhere Else 4.00Hindsight: The Shorts 4.15 Hindsight:The Shorts 4.30 Latest News 5.00Bowlegs 5.30 StageUp Unplugged
BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.20Channel Patrol 9.05 Kate Humble:Into The Volcano 10.05 Great BritishRailway Journeys 10.35 HARDtalk11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.35 Reel History Of Britain 2.05 Reel History Of Britain 2.35 Churchill 3.35 FILM: The Wooden Horse (1950) 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 Great British RailwayJourneys Michael Portillo continueshis journey from Pembroke Dock toCambridge. 7.00 Holocaust Memorial Day 70years after the liberation ofAuschwitz concentration camp, morethan 200 survivors attend a uniquecommemoration to mark HolocaustMemorial Day. Taking part are SirJohn Hurt, Michael Palin, KeeleyHawes and Christopher Eccleston.Among those providing the music iscellist Simon Wallfisch, grandson ofAnita Lasker-Wallfisch who played inthe camp orchestra at Auschwitz. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - The Fixer AlexPolizzi, champion of small businesses,finds fixes for the critical issues thatkill so many companies.9.00 Touched By Auschwitz Seehighlights.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlineswith Kirsty Wark.11.20 Dragons’ Den Seriespresented by Evan Davis, in whichbudding entrepreneurs get threeminutes to pitch their business ideasto five multi-millionaires willing toinvest their own cash.12.20am Sign Zone: Film 2015 4.00The Code 4.30 Ecomaths: Key Stage 35.00 Ecomaths: Primary
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Nicola is leftgobsmacked by her diagnosis. 7.30 River Monsters Extreme anglerJeremy Wade embarks on anothermission in South America to followup reports of a colossal fish that issaid to swallow men whole.8.00 Bad Builders - Bang ToRights Dominic Littlewood confrontsdodgy builders, meets the peoplewhose lives they have ruined andhelps rebuild and repair their homes. 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s AnimalOrphans Paul O’Grady returns toSouth Africa, Zambia and Namibia onthe trail of young orphaned animals.In the second programme, Paulreturns to the Lilayi Elephant Nursery.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 On Assignment Alok Jhavisits southern France, wherescientists want to harness nuclearfusion to provide a clean energysource - thereby removing ourreliance on fossil fuels.11.10 Benidorm Comedy series setin Benidorm.11.40 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1965)Starring Amanda Barrie, Sid James,Kenneth Williams. The Carry On teamtake on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 LooseWomen 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05The Jeremy Kyle Show
The VoteLatest TV, 8pmWith national elections on thehorizon, controversy hangingover the Green’s inclusion – orlack thereof – in the TV leaders’debates being scheduled in thefuture, it’s a good thing Frank LeDuc is on hand to chair our owndebates. Covering local andnational politics, key issues andmore.
Wolf HallBBC2, 9pmAnd we thought current politicswas Machiavellian! CardinalWolsey on the ropes, forced outof court to travel north to hisarchdiocese in York. Makes anarchdiocese sound like a drycave. Funnily enough, it’sCromwell’s loyalty to the cardinalthat sees the king notice andbecome fond of him.
FILM: The Wizard Of OzFilm4, 4.50pmGrab a duvet day and tuckyourself in on the sofa with thislittle treat. Judy Garland strapsherself down and in when herhouse is lifted up by a tornadoand plops it down slap bang inthe adventure she’s been longingfor (and singing about). Goodthing she’s got good pals to meeton the way!
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Sky11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 Inside RAF BrizeNorton 4.00 Futurama (x2)5.00 The Simpsons 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 TheFanatics 9.00 50 Ways ToKill Your Mammy 10.00Karl Pilkington: TheMoaning Of Life 11.00NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)1.00am Hawaii Five-0
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.05Bangkok Airport 9.00 FILM:Blades Of Glory (2007)10.30 Russell Howard’sGood News 11.00 FamilyGuy (x4) 12.30am Crims1.00 Excluded: Kicked OutOf School 2.00 BangkokAirport 2.55 Who NeedsIbiza? The Great BritishHoliday
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 National Treasures OfWales 8.00 The Real BonnieAnd Clyde 9.00 Could WeSurvive A Mega-Tsunami?10.00 FILM: Jackpot (2011)11.20 Horizon: Why AreThin People Not Fat?12.20am Could We SurviveA Mega-Tsunami? 1.20Return To Betjemanland2.20 Sounds Of The 70s
ITV212.15pm Emmerdale 12.40You’ve Been Framed AndFamous! 1.45 Psych 2.40The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x3) 8.00 FILM: Along CamePolly (2004) 9.50McBusted: The Hot Desk10.00 FILM: Keith Lemon:The Film (2012) 11.45Cockroaches 12.15am TwoAnd A Half Men (x2)
ITV31.00pm Heartbeat 2.00Where The Heart Is 3.10The Royal 4.15 Never TheTwain 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 7.00 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 PaulO’Grady: For The Love OfDogs (x2) 9.00 The SecretLife Of Cats 10.00 Collision11.00 Law & Order: UK12.05am Wycliffe
E43.00pm Rules OfEngagement (x2) 4.00 NewGirl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00How I Met Your Mother(x2) 6.00 The Big BangTheory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00FILM: Drillbit Taylor (2008)10.05 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 11.00 Marry Me 11.30New Girl 12.00am 2 BrokeGirls (x2)
More411.40am FILM: TheDesperadoes (1943)1.25pm Time Team (x2)3.35 A Place By The Sea4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2)6.50 Building The Dream7.55 Grand Designs 9.00George Clarke’s AmazingSpaces 10.00 Big Fat GypsyWeddings 11.05 Gogglebox12.15am Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA
Film411.00am Bell, Book AndCandle (1958) 1.10pm TheGentle Gunman (1952) 2.50The Violent Men (1955)4.50 The Wizard Of Oz. Seehighlights. (1939) 6.55Mirror Mirror (2012) 9.00The Godfather (1972)12.30am Office Space(1999) 2.15 TexasChainsaw Massacre: TheBeginning (2006)
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 According ToJim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35Frasier 9.05 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.35 Everybody LovesRaymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 FourIn A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun:Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Lindsey makes it hermission to save Freddie from a lifebehind bars. 7.00 Channel 4 News8.00 The Restoration Man GeorgeClarke helps people transformneglected historic buildings. Afterliving in a bungalow for 25 years,Carol and Majid Nadry are embarkingon an ambitious mid-life adventure toturn an empty brick water tower intoa five-storey home. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentaryseries following patients at StGeorge’s Hospital in south westLondon. 10.00 Bodyshockers: Nips, TucksAnd Tattoos Documentary series inwhich Katie Piper meets the peoplewho regret having tampered withtheir faces and bodies. Katie chats toRakin, an artist from Blackpool who isdetermined to turn his entire back,bottom and thighs into a humancanvass with one gigantic inking. 11.00 The UndateablesDocumentary series following peoplewith a variety of disabilities as theylook for love. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: LaunchedAt Red Bull Studios 12.30 Ramsay’sHotel Hell 1.20 FILM: Transamerica(2005) 3.05 Kirstie’s Best Of BothWorlds 4.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things:Best Bites 4.10 SuperScrimpers 4.40SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal
Channel Five6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr MenShow 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben AndHolly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction1.15 Home And Away 1.45Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM:Lethal Obsession (2007) 5.00 5 NewsAt 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax ends upin the doghouse when he puts Ashbefore Ricky and their baby. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cowboy Builders Documentaryseries in which Dominic Littlewoodrevisits some of the most memorablecases that the Cowboy Builders teamhas taken on.8.00 North Pole Ice Airport Three-part documentary series about IceStation Barneo, a temporary airportbuilt on the drifting ice of the ArcticOcean. Sub-zero temperatures andthe threat of frostbite lay in store forthe runners as Barneo plays host tothe North Pole Marathon. 9.00 Celebrity Big BrotherHighlights of the latest events fromthe past 24 hours. Catch up on all thedrama and action from this year’shousemates.10.00 Sugar Daddy, 82, Seeks 24-Year-Old: Age Gap LoveDocumentary series featuring peoplein relationships with much youngerpartners. Five couples reveal thebenefits and drawbacks of marriedlife across the generations.11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s BitOn The Side Rylan Clark presents around-up of Celebrity Big Brother.12.00am Trauma Doctors: EverySecond Counts 12.55 SuperCasino3.10 New Botched Up Bodies 4.00Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britaintalking then it will get talked abouton The One Show. Presented by MattBaker and Alex Jones.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Pets - Wild At Heart Second ofa two-part documentary usinginnovative techniques to reveal thesecrets of pets’ behaviour. Narratedby David Tennant. Extraordinaryphotography reveals the hiddensenses and secret communicationskills of animals. Dogs take a car tripthrough Paris, using their legendarysense of smell to reveal a verydifferent city. A hamster uses hisremarkable senses to stage a greatescape and then deploys morenavigational talents to find his wayhome. 9.00 Churchill: The Nation’sFarewell Jeremy Paxman hosts thisone hour documentary marking the50th anniversary of Churchill’s statefuneral.10.00 BBC News At Ten10.25 South East Today10.45 The Holocaust: A Story OfRemembrance 11.15 The League Cup ShowAction from the League Cup.12.00am FILM: The Mexican (2001)1.55 Weather For The Week Ahead2.00 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Bookenders8.30 Bookenders9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)12.00 Brighton Lights12.30 Brighton Lights1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It!3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)5.00 Under The Radar6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.6.30 The Newspapers MikeMendoza is joined by guests todiscuss this week’s stories in thepress.7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with presenters Guy Lloyd andLynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.9.00 Funnny Farm9.30 Bloody Mary10.00 Modern Toss10.30 Sketchers Quick fire comedycharacter and sketch show.11.00 Noise Reel Bmusic’s DavidElphick and Catherine Sear amplify awave of music news andentertainment to your ears withpartners BN1 magazine.12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under TheRadar 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30Bored Gamers 2.30 Sketchers 3.00StageUp Unplugged 3.30 Noise Reel4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under TheRadar 5.30 Noise Reel Extra: BootlegFestival 5.45 Noise Reel Extra: MayaWolff
BBC26.00am Homes Under The Hammer7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.15Channel Patrol 9.00 Great ContinentalRailway Journeys 10.00 Claimed AndShamed 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBCNews 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Coast 1.20 Reel History Of Britain 1.50 The Churchill Obituary 2.50 Churchill 3.50 FILM: The Red Beret (1953) 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast: LiberalDemocrats 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 Great British RailwayJourneys Armed with hisBradshaw’s guidebook, MichaelPortillo makes his way from westWales across Britain to Cambridge. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiquesexperts travel the breadth and widthof the country in search of rarecuriosities and antiquities, with thehope of finding a gem that will turn ina handsome profit. On the last day oftheir road trip, Philip Serrell andCharles Hanson begin in Bucks at OldWolverton.8.00 The Great British SewingBee Amateur sewers test theirsewing and dressmaking skills andbattle to be crowned best amateursewer by the Women’s Institute’sMay Martin and Savile Row’s PatrickGrant.9.00 Wolf Hall See highlights.10.00 Up The Women Suffragettesitcom.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.20 David Starkey’s MagnaCarta David Starkey’s Magna Carta.12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear Themagazine for the deaf community.12.50 Sign Zone: Posh People: InsideTatler 4.00 Coding: The Future IsCreative 4.25 Who Needs Maths?4.55 Cracking The Code
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian6.25 Party Political Broadcast ByThe Liberal Democrats6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pete is forced totell Debbie the truth. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Toddcatch Tony and Tracy in the act?David gets ready to fight for Max. 8.00 Midsomer Murders The crimedrama returns for a new series. Theunveiling of a newly-discovered novelby deceased Midsomer crime-writerGeorge Summersbee at the LuxtonDeeping Crime Festival is jeopardisedwhen the manuscript is stolen and awoman is fatally electrocuted by abooby-trapped roulette wheel. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Bring Back Borstal Afascinating four-part series whichfollows a social experiment in which13 young offenders volunteer toexperience the strict regime of a1930s-style Borstal for up to fourweeks. In the third programme, theGovernor asks the lads to think abouttheir life after Borstal and requiresthem to learn a trade skill. 11.40 I Never Knew That AboutBritain Series exploring Britain’s richand surprising history and revealingsome of the nation’s most unusualand fascinating stories.12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
Post FeatureLatest TV, 6.30pmIf you fancy going to the flicks butare stuck for what to see, consultyour friendly neighbourhood PostFeature hosts – Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn. Lookingat all the latest releases, reviews,previews and news, this is whereyou’ll have a chance to sort yourKingsman: The Secret Servicefrom your Big Hero 6. Rah!
Charlie Brooker’s WeeklyWipeBBC2, 10pmOur caustic Charlie is back withhis sharp and satirical look at themajor happenings of the week.That’s the big news stories, thesilly news stories, Celebrity BigBrother, and other miscellaneousthings that have had the watercooler bubbling with discussionand pithy put-downs.
Ross Kemp: Extreme WorldSky1, 9pmRoss Kemp and his award-winning documentary teamcontinue with their exploration ofsome of the most dangerous andupsetting stories around theglobe. This week they investigateSouth Africa’s rape epidemic,talking to both victims and theperpetrators of this shockingtrend.
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Sky13.00pm Inside RAF BrizeNorton 4.00 Futurama (x2)5.00 The Simpsons 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 ALeague Of Their Own 9.00Ross Kemp: ExtremeWorld. See highlights.10.00 Ascension 11.40Galapagos With DavidAttenborough 12.40am ALeague Of Their Own
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Traffic Cops 9.00 BangkokAirport 10.00 Crims 10.30EastEnders 11.00 FamilyGuy 11.25 Family Guy11.45 Family Guy 12.10amBangkok Airport 1.05 Crims1.35 Excluded: Kicked OutOf School 2.35 Sweat TheSmall Stuff 3.05 VodkaDiaries 3.30 Crims
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Top Of The Pops: 19808.00 The First World WarFrom Above 9.00 Battle ForThe Himalayas: The FightTo Film Everest - Timeshift10.00 The Epic Of Everest11.25 The Eiger: Wall OfDeath 12.25am Horizon:The Secret Life Of YourBodyclock 1.15 Top Of ThePops: 1980
ITV210.10am The Chase 11.15All Star Family Fortunes12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40Coronation Street 1.15You’ve Been Framed! 1.45Psych 2.40 The JeremyKyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’veBeen Framed! (x3) 8.00Two And A Half Men (x2)9.00 Scorpion 10.00 FILM:The Hangover (2009)12.10am Cockroaches
ITV310.40am Judge Judy (x3)12.00pm Murder, SheWrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00Where The Heart Is 3.10The Royal 4.15 Never TheTwain 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 7.00 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’sWar 10.00 Collision 11.00Law & Order: UK 12.05amA Touch Of Frost
E44.30pm Suburgatory 5.00How I Met Your Mother(x2) 6.00 The Big BangTheory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2Broke Girls 9.00 BrooklynNine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me10.00 Banana 10.35 TheInbetweeners 11.05 TheBig Bang Theory (x2)12.00am New Girl
More410.20am A Place In TheSun 10.55 FILM: TheHindenburg (1975) 1.25pmTime Team (x2) 3.35 APlace By The Sea 4.40 APlace In The Sun (x2) 6.50Building The Dream 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 TheGood Wife 10.00 FILM:Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)12.55am Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA
Film411.00am River Of NoReturn (1954) 12.50pmSiege Of The Saxons (1963)2.35 Pimpernel Smith(1941) 5.00 An ElephantCalled Slowly (1970) 6.50Top Gun (1986) 9.00 TheGodfather Part II (1974)12.40am The GodfatherPart III (1990) 4.00 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 According ToJim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35Frasier 9.05 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.35 Everybody LovesRaymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama.Lindsey’s actions leave Celine with aterrible dilemma.7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, LocationProperty series in which KirstieAllsopp and Phil Spencer offer adviceon buying a new home.9.00 Cucumber Drama seriesexploring 21st century gay life. Henrybegins his new life, but Freddiemarks out the battle lines - can theyever be friends, let alone anythingmore? Lance tries to work out whereHenry has gone, and enlists Cleo’shelp, but only Cliff is devious enoughto work out the truth.10.00 The Mega BrothelDocumentary which travels toGermany to take a look inside one ofthe biggest brothels in Europe, andexplore what life is like for thewomen, clients and management. 11.05 24 Hours In Police CustodyThe documentary series that coversevery angle of police work. 12.10am Weighing Up The Enemy1.05 One Born Every Minute 2.00Food Unwrapped 2.25 The Great CarCon: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.55Queen Victoria And The CrippledKasier 3.50 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems4.00 SuperScrimpers 4.30SuperScrimpers 4.55 Hugh’s 3 GoodThings: Best Bites 5.05 Deal Or NoDeal
Channel Five6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television6.45 Peppa Pig 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’sTravelling Circus 8.45 Bananas InPyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.10 Cedar Cove 5.00 5 News At 55.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Braxreassures Ricky that she and the babyare his top priority. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 North Pole Ice AirportDocumentary series about Ice StationBarneo, a temporary airport built onthe drifting ice of the Arctic Ocean. 8.00 Benefits: 19 Kids And AWhole Load Of Debt Documentaryseries about people who live onwelfare. The final episode of theseries meets some mothers who arestruggling to bring up their childrenwhile claiming benefits.9.00 Celebrity Big BrotherHighlights of the latest events fromthe past 24 hours. Catch up on all thedrama and action from this year’shousemates.10.00 New Botched Up BodiesDocumentary series featuring peopleundergoing corrective treatment forsurgery that went disastrously wrong.After being diagnosed with an earinfection, Alison’s nose collapsedfollowing surgery and now she wantsit reshaped and her breathing issuessorted. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s BitOn The Side Rylan Clark presents around-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate.12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Race ToThe Pole 4.00 Michaela’s WildChallenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today7.00 The One Show7.30 EastEnders The Carters attemptbusiness as usual at the Vic. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News8.00 Eat Well For Less GreggWallace and award-winninggreengrocer Chris Bavin, with thehelp of dietician Lucy Jones, are on amission to help families across theUK save money, sort food facts fromfood fiction and eat well for less. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detectivedrama series. When a Britishpoliceman is found murdered in alocked room on the tiny paradiseisland of Saint-Marie, DetectiveInspector Richard Poole is sent toinvestigate. He’s the perfect man tosolve the case. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time DavidDimbleby presents topical debatefrom Wrexham in Wales. The panelincludes Conservative culturesecretary Sajid Javid MP, formerLabour secretary of state for WalesPeter Hain MP and businesswomanHilary Devey.11.45 This Week Andrew Neilpresents a review of the politicalweek with Michael Portillo andguests.12.30am Skiing Weatherview12.35 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Bookenders8.30 Bookenders9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights9.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)12.00 Brighton Lights12.30 Brighton Lights1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It!3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.6.30 Post Feature All the latestmovie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with presenters Guy Lloyd andLynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’weekly show with Latest Sport,featuring news about all the squadsand competitions.8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’weekly show with Latest Sport,featuring news about all the squadsand competitions.9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’weekly show with Latest Sport,featuring news about all the squadsand competitions.10.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.11.30 Bowlegs12.00am Latest News 12.30 PostFeature 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs
BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.20Channel Patrol 9.05 Six Puppies AndUs 10.05 Claimed And Shamed 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.40 Reel History Of Britain 2.10 Walden On Heroes 2.40 Churchill 3.40 FILM: Return From The RiverKwai (1988) 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Great British RailwayJourneys 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiquesseries. 8.00 Attenborough’s ParadiseBirds Documentary tracing DavidAttenborough’s lifelong passion forbirds of paradise. One of the first tofilm many of their beautiful and oftenbizarre displays, David has trackedthese ‘birds from paradise’ all overthe jungles of New Guinea.9.00 Modern Times: The VikingsAre Coming Series of filmsdocumenting life in contemporaryBritain. Growing numbers of Britishwomen are using donor sperm, withmany of them turning to Denmark,the new sperm capital of the world.Each week, straws of frozen Danishsperm are shipped out to over 70countries. Award-winning film-makerSue Bourne’s film follows fourwomen as they try to make a babyusing Danish sperm. 10.00 Charlie Brooker’s WeeklyWipe See highlights.10.30 Newsnight 11.20 MH17: In Search Of Truth 11.50 The Super-Rich And UsJacques Peretti investigates how thesuper-rich are transforming Britain. 12.50am Sign Zone: Panorama4.00 Around The World In 80 Faiths5.00 Let’s Do Maths!
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale James suffers anaccident at work. 7.30 The Kyle Files Series in whichJeremy Kyle confronts the issues ofthe day. 8.00 Emmerdale James’s life hangsin the balance.8.30 Birds Of A Feather Sharonwelcomes Tracey home from prisonwith a job offer in the school kitchenshe is now managing. 9.00 Bring Back Borstal Afascinating four-part series whichfollows a social experiment in which13 young offenders volunteer toexperience the strict regime of a1930s-style Borstal for up to fourweeks. In the final programme, wordreaches the Governor that CaseySpence, who left the Borstal in weekone, is in trouble. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Perspectives: Gary Kemp -Kick Out The Jams SpandauBallet’s Gary Kemp investigates themodern art world, 25 years after itwas rocked on its heels by by thearrival of Hirst, Emin and the otherYoung British Artists.11.40 Ade At Sea Series in whichAdrian Edmondson explores Britain’smaritime past and its influence today. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
8 Out Of 10 Cats DoesCountdownChannel 4, 9pmThe words and numbers show ispacked full of people we love.Not only is there Crawley’s finestand Komedia regular RomeshRanganathan (former mathsteacher, should be good withnumbers), but also Brighton localJoe Wilkinson and this week’sinterviewee Josie Long. Bosh!
Modern TossLatest TV, 10pmRecognised nationally as theleading light in mickey-taking andhumour, recognised locally as‘that brilliant shop in the NorthLaine’, Modern Toss bring theirirreverent and surreal animationsto Friday night. Our ownboundary-breaking cartoonists,with lots of swearing and sillinessto boot.
Marry MeE4, 8.30pmIt’s Halloween in American-sitcom-land, and Annie and Jakecome up with the cunningwheeze of converting their flatinto a haunted house to entertainthe local kids. Now, isn’t thatneighbourly? Not really, whengrown up neighbour Julie is nonetoo impressed with the wholeidea and gets her grump on.
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Sky111.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 Inside RAF BrizeNorton 4.00 Futurama (x2)5.00 The Simpsons 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 ShowMe Your Garden 9.00Ascension 10.50 FILM:Ghostbusters (1984)12.55am A Most ViolentYear Special
BBC37.00pm Doctor Who: TheUltimate Guide 7.10 DoctorWho 8.00 Excluded: KickedOut Of School 9.00 ToughYoung Teachers 10.00Russell Howard’s GoodNews 10.30 EastEnders11.00 Family Guy (x4)12.35am Crims 1.00Russell Howard’s GoodNews 1.30 Bangkok Airport2.30 Life Is Toff (x2)
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Sounds Of The Sixties8.00 Symphony 9.00 SoundOf Song 10.00 Kraftwerk:Pop Art 11.00 SynthBritannia 12.30am SoundOf Song 1.30 Kraftwerk:Pop Art 2.30 SynthBritannia
ITV210.10am The Chase 11.15All Star Family Fortunes12.15pm Emmerdale (x2)1.15 You’ve Been Framed!1.45 Psych 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x3) 8.00 Two And A HalfMen (x2) 9.00 FILM: I AmLegend (2007) 11.05 TakeMe Out 12.15am Take MeOut: The Gossip
ITV312.00pm Murder, SheWrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00Where The Heart Is 3.10The Royal 4.15 Never TheTwain 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 7.00 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 AgathaChristie’s Marple 10.00Collision 11.00 Law &Order: UK 12.05amWycliffe 1.10 The Royal
E44.00pm New Girl 4.30Suburgatory 5.00 How IMet Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The BigBang Theory 8.30 MarryMe. See highlights. 9.00FILM: Hot Tub TimeMachine (2010) 11.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x2)12.00am 2 Broke Girls
More48.55am Grand Designs10.00 Secret Eaters 11.05FILM: Cocoon (1985)1.25pm Time Team (x2)3.35 A Place By The Sea4.40 A Place In The Sun(x2) 6.50 Building TheDream 7.55 Grand Designs9.00 FILM: The Firm (1993)12.05am Gogglebox 1.05Father Ted (x2) 2.15 GrandDesigns 3.20 Peep Show
Film411.00am The Spoilers(1955) 12.45pm The GreatSioux Massacre (1965) 2.50Lonely Are The Brave(1962) 5.00 Carry On UpThe Khyber (1968) 7.00 TheGolden Child (1986) 9.00Zombieland (2009) 10.40Sexy Beast (2000) 12.25amThe Punk Singer 2.05Punch-Drunk Love (2003)4.00 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 According ToJim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35Frasier 9.05 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.35 Everybody LovesRaymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will Nancy find thecourage to face the consequences ofwhat she’s done? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy’s FridayNight Feast Cookery seriespresented by Jamie Oliver and JimmyDoherty from their cafe at the end ofSouthend pier. Actor Michael Sheenreturns to his Welsh roots when hecooks a delicious lamb cawl. Jamiewows the diners with his pork bellyand beef brisket chilli. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats DoesCountdown See highlights.10.00 The Last Leg With AdamHills Adam Hills and regular co-hostsJosh Widdicombe and Alex Brookerconsider the weird and wonderfultalking points of the week. MirandaHart is special guest.11.05 Catastrophe Sitcom about anIrish woman and an American manwhose brief affair turns into adisastrous, full-blown relationshipwhen she falls pregnant. Sharonintroduces Rob to her brother Fergal,who gives them both a hard time. 11.40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine USpolice sitcom. 12.05am Rude Tube 1.00 FILM: TheRocky Horror Picture Show (1975)2.45 The Ricky Gervais Show 3.15The Ricky Gervais Show 3.45 GrandDesigns Australia 4.40 Deal Or NoDeal 5.35 Face The Clock
Channel Five6.00am Children’s television 6.55 PipAhoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 TheMr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’sTravelling Circus 8.45 Bananas InPyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: LosAngeles 3.15 FILM: A Risk WorthTaking (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kyleapologises to Phoebe for interferingwith her career and insists that hewill support her decisions from nowon. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Race To The Pole FormerWelsh international rugby playerRichard Parks takes on a series ofepic endurance challenges inpreparation for his attempt to becomethe fastest-ever unassisted person toski to the South Pole. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Realityseries.9.00 Celebrity Big BrotherHighlights of the latest events fromthe past 24 hours. Catch up on all thedrama and action from this year’shousemates.10.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s BitOn The Side Rylan Clark presents around-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate in theprogramme that sinks its teeth intoall things CBB. He is joined by specialguests for exclusive footage andbehind-the-scenes treats.11.30 Celebrity Big Brother: LiveFrom The House All the drama andexcitement of Celebrity Big Brother asit happens, with exclusive livestreaming from the house.12.15am SuperCasino 3.10Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 Michaela’sWild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs4.50 House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted DownUnder 10.00 Homes Under TheHammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBCNews At One 1.30 South East Today1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz.7.57 BBC News; Regional News8.00 EastEnders Tongues start towag about the Carters as theresidents of Walford take sides. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hoststhe comedy panel show as Englandcricket captain Michael Vaughan,comedian Sara Pascoe and JonathanRoss compete to have their pet hatesand peeves consigned to Room 101.The show consists of three rounds:people, food and drink and thewildcard round.9.00 The Musketeers Historicaldrama series about the infamousadventurers.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton ShowGraham Norton presents a showfocusing on people, trends, storiesand the aspects of celebrity culturethat interest him most.11.25 Bluestone 42 Comedy dramaabout a British bomb disposaldetachment in Afghanistan.11.55 EastEnders A chance to catchup on the week’s drama in AlbertSquare. 1.50am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.55 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Bookenders8.30 Bookenders9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)12.00 Brighton Lights12.30 Brighton Lights1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It!3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.6.30 The Newspapers MikeMendoza is joined by guests todiscuss this week’s stories in thepress.7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with presenters Guy Lloyd andLynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc coverslocal and national politics and theupcoming key elections for our future.Expect heated debates as Brightondecides on Latest TV!8.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.9.00 Funny Farm 9.30 Bloody Mary Hit internet horrorsatire.10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Sketchers11.00 Noise Reel Bmusic’s DavidElphick and Catherine Sear amplify aWave of music news andentertainment to your ears.12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under TheRadar 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30Bored Gamers 2.30 Sketchers 3.00StageUp Unplugged 3.30 Noise Reel4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under TheRadar 5.30 Noise Reel Extra: BootlegFestival 5.45 Noise Reel Extra: MayaWolff
BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.20 Channel Patrol 9.05 The Big Allotment Challenge 10.05 Food & Drink 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Great Britons: Churchill 2.00 Churchill: The Nation’s Farewell 3.00 FILM: Young Winston (1972) 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Great British RailwayJourneys On the final leg of hisjourney from west Wales to EastAnglia, Michael Portillo begins inOakham. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiquesexperts Anita Manning and JamesBraxton begin in Cambridge beforeheading to Suffolk and onto auctionsin Essex and Greenwich.8.00 Mastermind The subjects areGame of Thrones, Neil Young,Bournville Village and the life andcareer of Sir Edward Marshall Hall.8.30 Food & Drink Chef and publandlord Tom Kerridge plays host tosome of the best cooks in a series. 9.00 The Big Allotment ChallengeGardeners go head to head in acompetition hosted by Fern Britton.Just five gardeners remain for thesemi-final. In the grow challenge,former royal gardener Jim Buttresstasks the amateurs with growing andshowing okra. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry and AlanDavies are joined by a selection ofguests for a compilation of favouritemoments from the L Series of QI.11.05 FILM: The Road (2009)Starring Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Robert Duvall. In a post-apolcalyptic world, a father and hisson fight for survival, battling againstcold, hunger and gangs of cannibals.12.45am Sign Zone: Question Time
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian6.30 ITV News; Weather7.00 Emmerdale Andy is furious atKatie’s actions. 7.30 Coronation Street Todd formsan evil plan. 8.00 The Martin Lewis MoneyShow Martin Lewis and Saira Khanreturn with their money roadshowshelping people in Manchester decideif they should use their savings to payoff their mortgages. They alsopresent a guide to haggling.8.30 Coronation Street Steve andSinead try to look to the future. 9.00 Benidorm Solana Group CEOCrystal Hennessy-Vass sweeps intothe resort and takes Joyce out tolunch. There she announces that thestaff budget is being cut by half - andJoyce is being replaced by somebodycheaper. When Joyce returns to thehotel, she discovers that herpredecessor Janey has taken her job.As The Oracle’s Romanian fianceeIonela arrives in Benidorm, Noreendiscovers that Geoff/The Oracle hastold her he is a successfulbusinessman. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead(2004) Starring Simon Pegg, KateAshfield, Bill Nighy, Nick Frost.Zombie-filled romantic comedy. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM:Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed(2004) 4.30 ITV Nightscreen
The Voice UKBBC1, 7pmMore blind auditions and chairenvy as superstar coacheswill.i.am, Sir Tom Jones, Rita Oraand Ricky Wilson try and outfoxeach other, leaving them with thebest team of vocalists to win.Emma Willis and Marvin Humesare backstage to hold hands withanxious loved ones as someonechases their dream on the stage.
The Secret World Of LewisCarrollBBC2, 9.30pmHappy birthday dear Alice, happybirthday to you! Thisdocumentary marks the 150thanniversary of the publication ofAlice’s Adventures InWonderland, exploring the life ofthe man that wrote the children’sclassic and the girl it was writtenfor and about. Twinkle, twinkle.
WWII’s Secret Spy CampMore4, 9pmWould you believe that themodern CIA came about becauseof a secret agent training schoolestablished in Canada? If it’sabout the CIA, you can be prettysure a far-fetched suggestioncould be true. This one certainlyis, as this documentary explainshow the foundations of modernespionage started during WWII.
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Sky11.00pm Last Man Standing(x4) 3.00 Greggs: MoreThan Meats The Pie 4.00Last Man Standing (x2)5.00 Sun, Sea And A&E6.00 The Fanatics 7.00Show Me Your Garden 8.00FILM: Ghostbusters (1984)10.05 A League Of TheirOwn: Unseen (x2) 11.05Hawaii Five-0 12.05amNCIS: Los Angeles
BBC37.00pm Great MovieMistakes V: Revenge OfThe Fifth 8.00 Top Gear9.00 FILM: Blades Of Glory(2007) 10.30 RussellHoward’s Good News11.00 Family Guy (x8)2.00am Crims 2.30 SouthSide Story 3.00 Life Is Toff(x2)
BBC47.00pm The First WorldWar From Above 8.00Bright Lights, BrilliantMinds: A Tale Of ThreeCities 9.00 Spiral 9.55Spiral 10.50 CharlieBrooker’s Weekly Wipe11.20 Pop Charts Britannia:60 Years Of The Top 1012.50am Top Of The Pops:1980 1.40 Play It Loud: TheStory Of The Marshall Amp
ITV211.50am The Cube:Celebrity Special 12.55pmPoor Little Rich Girls 2.40FILM: Honey (2003) 4.35FILM: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 6.50 FILM:The Mummy Returns (2001)9.20 Take Me Out: TheGossip 10.05 FILM: KeithLemon: The Film (2012)11.55 Celebrity Juice12.55am Fake Reaction
ITV36.45am FILM: The Great StTrinian’s Train Robbery(1966) 8.40 Where TheHeart Is (x2) 10.50 TheDarling Buds Of May12.00pm A Touch Of Frost2.00 Wycliffe 3.05 FILM:George And Mildred (1980)5.00 MIss Marple 7.00 DocMartin 8.00 Foyle’s War10.00 Lewis 12.05am ATouch Of Frost
E411.30am New Girl (x2)12.30pm Melissa And Joey(x2) 1.30 How I Met YourMother (x2) 2.30 Bad(ish)Robots (x2) 3.30 Rude(ish)Tube (x2) 4.30 Troy 5.35The 100 6.35 The Big BangTheory (x5) 9.00 FILM:Terminator Salvation (2009)11.15 The Inbetweeners(x2) 12.20am 2 Broke Girls12.55 New Girl
More41.25pm Four In A Bed (x5)4.10 A Place In The Sun:Winter Sun 5.15 Come DineWith Me (x5) 7.55 WalkingThrough History 9.00WWII’s Secret Spy Camp.See highlights. 10.00Spying On Hitler’s Army:The Secret Recordings11.05 Gogglebox 12.10am 8Out Of 10 Cats Uncut
Film411.00am The Mistress OfSpices (2005) 1.00pm TheSimpsons Movie (2007)2.45 The Longest Day(1962) 6.30 Stardust (2007)9.00 The American (2010)11.05 Underworld: Rise OfThe Lycans (2008) 12.50am30 Days Of Night (2007)3.15 Close
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Channel 46.00am Trans World Sport 7.00Killarney Adventure Race 7.25 IteraExpedition Race 7.55 The MorningLine 9.00 The King Of Queens 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.25 Speed With Guy Martin 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 The Big Bang Theory 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Channel 4 News7.00 The Restoration Man GeorgeClarke travels the country helpingpeople transform neglected historicbuildings. 8.00 The World’s WeirdestWeather Documentary seriesexploring the mysteries behind someof the world’s most bizarre weather,hearing from eyewitnesses andfeaturing amateur footage of someextreme events. The programmelooks at a cave system with its ownweather, a desert in Brazil thatfeatures lagoons amongst the sanddunes and a ‘concrete’ lake inArgentina.9.00 FILM: Ted (2012) Starring MarkWahlberg, Mila Kunis, GiovanniRibisi, Joel McHale, SethMacFarlane. Comedy. Family Guycreator Seth MacFarlane voices thewalking, talking teddy bear whoupsets the lives of its owner and hisgirlfriend. 11.10 FILM: Your Highness (2011)Starring Danny McBride, JamesFranco, Natalie Portman. Comedy.Two princes, with extremely differentpersonality traits, set out on a questwhen the elder brother’s beautifulfiancee is kidnapped by a dragon-obsessed wizard.1.05am The Last Leg With AdamHills 2.00 FILM: Prizzi’s Honor (1985)4.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus
Channel Five6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television7.55 Little Princess 8.10 TheAdventures Of Bottle Top Bill And HisBest Friend Corky 8.25 Wanda AndThe Alien 8.40 Zack And Quack 9.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35Access 10.45 Ice Road Truckers 11.45 Ice Road Truckers 12.40pm Ice Road Truckers 1.40 IceRoad Truckers 2.40 FILM: Columbo: AFriend In Deed (1975) 4.35 FILM:Columbo: A Deadly State Of Mind(1975) 6.10 NCIS Drama series. Thecommander in charge of a shipmentof nuclear weapons is kidnapped andthe team must find him before hedivulges the secret location of thearms.7.00 NCIS US drama series. Thewives of two marines are murderedand the team are desperate to findthe killers before they attack anothertarget.7.55 NCIS Drama series. When anambulance carrying the body of adead marine explodes, the agentsuncover evidence of subterfuge.8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big BrotherHighlights of the latest events fromthe past 24 hours. Catch up on all thedrama and action from this year’shousemates.10.00 CSI: Crime SceneInvestigation Crime drama series.The family of a medical marijuanadispenser is held hostage.10.55 Law And Order Americandrama. Lupo and Green’s first casetogether is a kidnapping that tookplace during a city-wide power cut.11.50 Criminals: Caught OnCamera Documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 HouseDoctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make ItBig 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 AngelsOf Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40Roary The Racing Car (x2)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Escape To The Country 3.00 Homes Under The Hammer 4.00 Final Score 5.20 Pointless Celebrities
6.10 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Now You See It Fast-pacedentertainment series voiced by MelGiedroyc, featuring the best andworst of magic and other incredibleperformers from around the world.Featuring grapes that float intopeople’s mouths, a man who likes todisguise himself as an armchair andstrange goings-on in a fish and chipshop. Plus top magicians from aroundthe world and some of the momentswhere the magic failed to work.7.00 The Voice UK See highlights.8.30 The National Lottery: WinYour Wish List Shane Richie hoststhe game show that sees couplesplaying to win the prizes of theirdreams. Will they be able to holdtheir nerve and take the pressure asthey attempt win their wish list? Alsoincluding the National Lottery Lottoand Thunderball draws.9.20 Casualty Connie throws herselfinto work, Lofty helps a familyreconnect and Big Mac deals with aman who’s gambled away hisbrother’s money.10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day GaryLineker presents highlights of theday’s eight Premier League games.12.00am The Football LeagueShow 1.20 FILM: Stark Raving Mad(2002) 2.55 Weather For The WeekAhead 3.00 BBC News
6.00am Under The Radar (x4)8.00 Noise Reel9.00 Albion Night10.00 Albion Night11.00 Albion Night12.00pm Brighton Lights12.30 Brighton Lights1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly2.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly5.00 Post Feature5.30 Cook It!
6.00 The Newspapers6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights7.00 Brighton Lights A nightlyentertainment show presented byGuy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller.Expect to see all the talent fromBrighton and beyond.7.30 You Make It, We Show It!8.00 Latest News8.30 BWC British WrestlingWeekly 9.30 Latest News10.00 Brighton Lights A nightlyentertainment show presented byGuy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller.Expect to see all the talent fromBrighton and beyond.10.30 You Make It, We Show ItLatest Bill and David Nethertonpresent films made by you, the greatBrighton public.11.00 Bowlegs Bowlegs Music onFilm presents live music sessions andinterviews with the artists. Presentedby Julian Tardo.11.30 Bored Gamers Greg and Jimpresent a weekly show for gamingenthusiasts.12.30am Latest News 1.00 FilmFest on 8 3.00 Bored Gamers 4.00 Bowlegs4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar
BBC26.45am FILM: Bitter Victory (1958)8.25 Tennis: Australian OpenWomen’s Final 11.30 Animal Park 12.00pm James Martin: HomeComforts 12.45 Hollywood Greats 1.25 FILM: Lust For Life (1956) 3.25 FILM: Hidalgo (2004) 5.30 The Great British Sewing Bee
6.30 Flog It! Members of the publicare invited to try to make money outof their antiques by taking a risk atauction.7.30 Attenborough’s ParadiseBirds Documentary tracing DavidAttenborough’s lifelong passion forbirds of paradise. One of the first tofilm many of their beautiful and oftenbizarre displays, David has trackedthese ‘birds from paradise’ all overthe jungles of New Guinea. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedyabout the Home Guard unit ofWalmington-on-Sea.9.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim isto be interesting. Stephen Fry andAlan Davies are joined by anotherselection of guests for a compilationof favourite moments from the LSeries of QI.9.30 The Secret World Of LewisCarroll See highlights.10.30 FILM: Ginger & Rosa (2012)Starring Elle Fanning, AlessandroNivola, Christina Hendricks. Drama. Inthe turbulent sixties, the friendship ofthe politically engaged teenagersGinger and Rosa is suddenly tested toits limits.11.55 FILM: The Tempest (2011)Starring Helen Mirren, DjimonHounsou, Felicity Jones, AlfredMolina, Russell Brand, Ben Whishaw,Alan Cumming, David Strathairn andTom Conti. Adaptation ofShakespeare’s play.
ITV16.00 – 7.35am Children’s television7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry8.50 Hulk And The Agents OfS.M.A.S.H. 9.25 The Jeremy KyleShow 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 TheUndriveables 2.10 Who’s Doing TheDishes? 3.10 Doc Martin 4.10 BigStar’s Little Star 5.10 ITV NewsMeridian 5.20 ITV News & Weather5.30 You’ve Been Framed! A-Z OfAnimals 6.30 Harry Hill’s Stars In TheirEyes Harry Hill gives the legendarytransformation show a makeover. 7.30 Planet’s Got Talent WarwickDavis narrates a series which looksat the biggest reality shows on theplanet. From Indonesia to Iceland,Bulgaria to Brazil and China to Chile,the show features some of the verybest and worst acts that the worldhas to offer. 8.05 Take Me Out PaddyMcGuinness presents the showwhere 30 single girls battle it out fora dream date on the Isle ofFernandos. Tonight’s likely lads aredancer Rob from London, barmanRyan from Leicester, security guardKarl from Dublin and busker Jamiefrom Kent. 9.20 The Jonathan Ross ShowJonathan Ross welcomes the queensof The Great British Bake Off, MelGiedroyc and Sue Perkins,distinguised actress Dame Diana Riggand comedian Johnny Vegas from thehit show Benidorm.10.25 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FILM: The ShawshankRedemption (1994) Starring TimRobbins, Morgan Freeman. Dramaabout the relationship struck upbetween two inmates of ShawshankState Prison over two decades. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen
Mr SelfridgeITV1, 9pmProsperity looks like it might bejust around the corner, with thebiggest fashion event in storesince the war proving to be amassive challenge for the staff ofSelfridges, but with the juicycarrot of an exclusive contractwith Lanvin hanging in thebalance. And Harry decides topursue a new charitable project.
FILM: True GritBBC2, 10pmThe original was the one thatwon John Wayne his Oscar, andthis remake was no shirker in thegong stakes either with ten Oscarnominations netted. Starring JeffBridges, Matt Damon andnewcomer Hailee Steinfeld, thistells of a 14-year-old girl whohires a hard-drinking marshall toavenge her father’s death. Natch.
The Big Bang TheoryE4, 10.05pmSheldon’s a bit of a worry-wort.Having always thought that hewould live on with hisconsciousness downloaded intoa robot body it suddenly strikeshim that technology may not beable to catch up with his plansbefore his demise – resulting in avariety of Sheldon-logic plans toextend his lifespan.
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Sky12.00pm Greggs: More ThanMeats The Pie 3.00 LastMan Standing (x2) 4.00Emergency With AngelaGriffin 5.00 The Simpsons(x4) 7.00 The Holidaymakers8.00 A League Of Their Own9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00Show Me Your Garden12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles1.00 Hawaii Five-0
BBC37.00pm Great TV Mistakes7.30 The Voice UK 9.00Backchat With JackWhitehall And His Dad9.30 Russell Howard’sGood News 10.00 FamilyGuy 10.50 Crims 11.20Family Guy (x2) 12.05amBackchat With JackWhitehall And His Dad12.35 South Side Story1.05 Bangkok Airport
BBC47.00pm Shoah: Second Era11.40 Sound Of Song12.40am Kraftwerk: PopArt 1.40 Synth Britannia 3.10 Sounds Of The 70s 2
ITV211.55am Take Me Out1.10pm Take Me Out: TheGossip 1.55 You’ve BeenFramed! 2.25 Scorpion 3.15FILM: Stormbreaker (2006)5.05 FILM: Despicable Me(2010) 6.55 FILM: LegallyBlonde 2: Red, White &Blonde (2003) 9.00 FILM:The Matrix (1999) 11.40Tricked: Favourite Tricks12.40am Fake Reaction
ITV39.30am Heartbeat (x2) 11.35Sherlock Holmes - The LastVampyre 1.45pm AgathaChristie’s Marple 3.45Rosemary And Thyme 4.45Inspector Morse 7.00 Lewis9.00 The Best Of RoyalVariety 10.00 NorthernLights 11.05 FILM: Pride AndPrejudice (2005) 1.40amCountrywise Kitchen (x2)2.30 Judge Judy (x2)
E44.30pm The Big BangTheory (x2) 5.30 BrooklynNine-Nine 6.00 Marry Me6.30 The Big Bang Theory(x3) 8.00 FILM: DrillbitTaylor (2008) 10.05 The BigBang Theory. Seehighlights. 10.35 TheInbetweeners (x2) 11.40The Cleveland Show (x3)1.10am Rules OfEngagement (x2)
More410.00am Selling HousesWith Amanda Lamb 11.00Grand Designs Australia12.05pm Coach Trip (x5)2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15Come Dine With Me (x5)8.00 River Cottage Australia9.00 Obsessive CompulsiveCleaners 10.05 Gogglebox(x2) 12.15am ObsessiveCompulsive Cleaners 1.20Gogglebox (x2)
Film411.00am An ElephantCalled Slowly (1970)1.00pm Letters To Juliet(2010) 3.05 The Wizard OfOz (1939) 5.10 The DeathAnd Life Of Charlie StCloud (2010) 7.10 500 DaysOf Summer (2009) 9.00Immortals (2011) 11.10Nosferatu The Vampyre(1979) 1.20am The Yards(2000) 3.45 Close
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Channel 46.20am NFL: Rush Zone 6.45 How IMet Your Mother 7.10 How I MetYour Mother 7.35 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s FridayNight Feast 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 FILM: Penelope (2006) 4.50 Channel 4 News 5.20 FILM: Mr Popper’s Penguins(2011) 7.00 The Jump Entertainment showin which a group of celebrities takeon some of the most challenging anddangerous winter sports. In thisepisode, the men battle it out head-to-head in the opening event, theskeleton.8.00 The Hotel Documentary seriesrevealing behind-the-scenes life inthe hotel industry. Mark Jenkins,entertainments manager of theCavendish in Torquay, announcesplans for Carnage at the Cavendish: awrestling spectacular.9.00 Our Guy In India Motorcycleenthusiast Guy Martin heads forIndia’s famous Rider Mania race. At aDelhi market, Guy buys a classicRoyal Enfield motorbike that camewith a traditional Hindu blessing.10.05 The Simpsons Homerembarks on a trip to the Super Bowl,but discovers that his tickets arefake.10.30 The Superbowl: AmericanFootball Live Live NFL actionfeaturing Super Bowl XLIX. NewEngland Patriots take on the SeattleSeahawks at the University ofPhoenix Stadium, Arizona.3.30am SuperScrimpers Bite-sizeportions of top tips from the seriesthat shows how to scrimp and save.3.40 Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds4.35 A Place In The Sun: Home OrAway 5.30 Face The Clock
Channel Five6.00 – 8.15am Children’s television8.15 The Adventures Of Bottle TopBill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures8.30 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 ZackAnd Quack 9.00 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30LazyTown 10.00 SpongeBobSquarePants 10.35 Access 10.40Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge(x2) 12.35pm Robson’s Extreme FishingChallenge 1.35 FILM: A Little Princess(1995) 3.25 FILM: Hoodwinked (2005)4.55 FILM: Made Of Honor (2008) 6.50 FILM: Hellboy II: The GoldenArmy (2008) Starring Ron Perlman,Selma Blair, Doug Jones, JohnAlexander, James Dodd and LukeGoss. Comic book action fantasy. Thebig red demon with the stone handreturns with his buddies from theBureau for Paranormal Research andDefense to save the world when anevil elf breaks an ancient pact andunleashes a robot army to destroyhumanity.8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big BrotherHighlights of the latest events fromthe past 24 hours. Catch up on all thedrama and action from this year’shousemates.10.00 FILM: Justice (2011) StarringNicolas Cage, January Jones, GuyPearce, Harold Perrineau, JenniferCarpenter. Action. A high-schoolteacher finds himself dragged into anunderground world of vigilantismwhen his wife is brutally attackedand raped. Reeling from the shock, heis approached by a stranger in thehospital who offers to exact revengeagainst the person responsible inexchange for a favour in the future. 12.00am Britain’s FlashiestFamilies 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10Storage: Flog The Lot! 4.00 HouseDoctor 4.25 Make It Big (x2) 5.15Angels Of Jarm (x2) 5.40 Roary TheRacing Car (x2)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 Eat Well For Less? 4.00 Your Home In Their Hands 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today
6.00 Animals In Love More thanshared animated spaghetti.7.00 Countryfile Ellie Harrison andMatt Baker are in West Yorkshirewhere Ellie joins one of Britain’s bestpoets, Simon Armitage, on a yompacross the snowy moors. She’sfollowing the Stanza Stones trail - aseries of rocks with verses written bySimon carved upon them. Matt visitsa farm run by volunteers where theyare farming with wildlife in mind. JoeCrowley tells the tale of the CraggVale Coiners, an outlaw bandresponsible for one of the biggestcounterfeiting crimes in history. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama abouta group of midwives in 1950s London,based on the memoirs of JenniferWorth.9.00 Last Tango In Halifax Drama.It is the day of Gillian’s wedding butthings don’t go as planned asCaroline gets to the heart of whyGillian is avoiding her wedding day.With Celia’s encouragement, Alantakes the first step towards forgivingGary.10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 MarkChapman presents highlights of theday’s two Premier League matches,including Arsenal against Aston Villa. 11.30 The Apprentice USA 12.50am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.55 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 The Newspapers8.30 The Newspapers9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Latest Community Sport12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Brighton Lights2.00 At The Amex2.30 Latest Community Sport3.00 International Chef Exchange4.00 Brighton Lights (x4)6.00 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates.6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Lights7.30 Latest News8.00 Hindsight: The Past ThatMoves You Ethnic minorities inNorthern Ireland.8.45 Noise Reel Extra: Eliza andthe Bear Bmusic teamed up withBN1 and caught up with EATB whenthey visited Brighton for an interviewand live session.9.00 FilmFest on 8Presenter Jessica Kellgren-Hayesintroduces Latest TV’s very ownweekly film festival, a dedicated filmnight for movies, shorts, and brandnew work from filmmakers.11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFeston TV 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFeston TV 5.00 Latest News 5.30 At TheAmex
BBC26.00am The Football League Show7.20 Countryfile 8.15 Tennis: Australian Open Men’sFinal 12.00pm Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 1.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 2.00 Food & Drink 2.30 Joan Fontaine: Talking Pictures 3.00 FILM: Ivanhoe (1952) 4.45 Flog It! 5.15 Ski Sunday
6.00 The Coffee Trail With SimonReeve Adventurer and journalistSimon Reeve heads to Vietnam touncover the stories behind themorning pick-me-up. 7.00 The Motorway: Life In TheFast Lane VrooOOOOooommm!!!8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson,Richard Hammond and James Mayembark on a grand road trip acrossAustralia’s Northern Territory. 9.00 Dragons’ Den Series in whichbudding entrepreneurs pitch businessideas to multimillionaires. There areinventions galore in the Den - Kellygets an unusual phone call fromoutside the Den, a mother-and-daughter duo pitch their children’swaterproof products and a trio ofbreak dancers introduce the Dragonsto some innovative earphones. Asidefrom the fun of being serenaded by agroup of princesses and having a goon a modern day penny-farthing, willthe Dragons feel the need to invest?10.00 FILM: True Grit (2010) Seehighlights.11.45 FILM: New Jack City (1991)Starring Wesley Snipes, Ice-T, AllenPayne, Chris Rock, Mario VanPeebles. Tough action drama. NewYork City, 1989. Maverick detectiveScotty Appleton is determined tobring down crack-dealing crimekingpin Nino Brown.1.20am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.15Sign Zone: Holby City
ITV16.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x3)6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 SignedStories: Share A Story 7.30Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 HorridHenry 8.50 Deadtime Stories 9.25 TheJeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The JeremyKyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy KyleShow 12.30pm ITV News & Weather12.40 Harry Hill’s Stars In Their Eyes1.40 Off Their Rockers 2.10 Mel &Sue’s Best Bits 3.15 Tipping Point4.15 FILM: The Spy Who Loved Me(1977) 6.35 ITV News Meridian6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Get Your Act TogetherStephen Mulhern hosts a series inwhich some of our best-loved starsjoin forces with top variety acts toput on a special performance. Thisweek Chelsee Healey, NatalieAnderson, Amy Willerton, Phil Tufnell,James Bolam and MatthewWolfenden take on the challenges.8.15 All Star Family Fortunes Thegame show in which celebrities andtheir families compete to win cashfor their chosen charities.9.00 Mr Selfridge See highlights.10.00 ITV News; Weather10.15 Perspectives: The Man InThe Hat - Rene Magritte WithWill Young Ever since he stumbledupon a book about Rene Magritte inan Oxford bookshop at the age of 15,singer and actor Will Young has hada passion for the surrealist artist’swork. In this film, Will travels toMagritte’s native Belgium to find outmore about the man whosetrademark was a bowler hat andwhose apparently conventionalexterior concealed the mind of asubversive rebel. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: LV= CupHighlights from round three of theAnglo Welsh LV Cup competition. 12.10am The Store 2.30 The JeremyKyle Show USA 3.15 ITV Nightscreen5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
CatastropheChannel 4, 10pmThe dark comedy about amismatched and pregnant couplecontinues, and Sharon’shormones are on overdrive.Alternating between feelingincredibly horny and swampedwith sadness, as well as a host ofother fears, Sharon’s barelyholding on. Meanwhile, Rob ishaving work probs in London.
10,000 BCChannel Five, 10pmUg. And then skin it and eat it.This Stone Age reality seriessees twenty Brits dropped into aremote forest in Bulgaria,equipped only with primitive toolsand expected to exist on whatthey can hunt, forage and make.Things launch with some survivaltips and a freshly killed deer bysurvival expert Klint Janulis.
South Side StoryBBC3, 9.30pmDescribed as a ‘structured realityshow focusing on the real lives ofa group of 18–25-year-old southLondoners who like to burst intosong’, it’s going to be difficult tosee the break where real life andconstructed situations meet. Not!Gilly’s fallen out with his formerbest friend, jailbird Levi, and Fayyis unhappy at Levi’s rejection.
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Sky111.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 Inside RAF BrizeNorton 4.00 Futurama (x2)5.00 The Simpsons 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 TheHolidaymakers 9.00 50Ways To Kill Your Mammy10.00 Air Ambulance ER11.00 Hawaii Five-012.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
BBC37.00pm Great TV Mistakes7.30 Don’t Tell The Bride8.30 Waterloo Road 9.30South Side Story. Seehighlights. 10.00 Cuckoo10.30 EastEnders 11.00Family Guy (x4) 12.30amSouth Side Story 1.00Cuckoo 1.30 Excluded:Kicked Out Of School 2.30Don’t Tell The Bride 3.30South Side Story
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 National Treasures OfWales 8.00 The TreasureHunters 9.00 Regina: TheFirst Woman Rabbi 10.00The Internet’s Own Boy:Storyville 11.30 TheStrange Case Of The Law12.30am The CricklewoodGreats 1.15 The TreasureHunters 2.15 Sounds OfThe 70s 2 2.45 Regina
ITV29.15am Psych 10.10 TheChase 11.15 All Star FamilyFortunes 12.15pmEmmerdale 12.40 CoronationStreet (x2) 1.45 Psych 2.40The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x3) 8.00 Two And A HalfMen (x2) 9.00 Through TheKeyhole 10.00 FILM: DeathRace (2008) 12.10am TwoAnd A Half Men (x2)
ITV312.00pm Murder, SheWrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00Where The Heart Is 3.10The Royal 4.15 Never TheTwain 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 6.55 Murder,She Wrote 7.55 RosemaryAnd Thyme 9.00 Long LostFamily 10.00 Wycliffe11.00 Law & Order: UK12.05am Wycliffe
E42.00pm The Big BangTheory (x2) 3.00 Rules OfEngagement (x2) 4.00 TheJump 5.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 The Jump:On The Piste 8.00 New Girl(x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00Rude Tube 11.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 12.00amBrooklyn Nine-Nine
More411.55am FILM: ComancheStation (1960) 1.25pmTime Team (x2) 3.35Walking Through History4.40 A Place In The Sun(x2) 6.50 Building TheDream 7.55 Grand Designs9.00 A Place In The Sun10.00 One Born EveryMinute 11.05 Gogglebox12.05am Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA
Film411.00am The Tall Men(1955) 1.30pm PimpernelSmith (1941) 3.55 MajorDundee (1965) 6.20 WallStreet: Money NeverSleeps (2010) 9.00Whiteout (2009) 11.05 LawAbiding Citizen (2009)1.15am Heart Of Glass(1976) 3.20 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 The King OfQueens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 EverybodyLoves Raymond 9.35 Everybody LovesRaymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Shipping Wars UK 4.45 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons6.30 Hollyoaks Nancy’s pill addictionhas disastrous consequences. 7.00 Channel 4 News8.00 The Jump In the secondepisode Ashley Roberts, ChloeMadeley, Heather Mills, Jodie Kidd,Lady Victoria Hervey, Louise Hazel,Louise Thompson and StaceySolomon fight it out in the nerve-shredding skeleton in order to stay inthe competition.9.00 The Undateables: TwoWeddings And A Baby Specialepisode of the documentary seriesfollowing some of the success storiesfrom the series. 10.00 Catastrophe See highlights.10.35 Bodyshockers: Nips, TucksAnd Tattoos Documentary series inwhich Katie Piper meets the peoplewho regret having tampered withtheir faces and bodies. Brazilian-bornair steward Rodrigo has had 24cosmetic procedures and spent astaggering £125,000 on transforminghis face and body. 11.40 24 Hours In A&E Documentaryseries following patients at StGeorge’s Hospital in south westLondon. 12.35am Walking The Nile 1.30Man Vs Weird 2.25 Jon RichardsonGrows Up 3.20 A Place In The Sun:Home Or Away 4.15 Kirstie’s VintageGems 4.30 SuperScrimpers 4.40 DealOr No Deal 5.35 Face The Clock
Channel Five6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas& Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 PeppaPig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 CowboyTraders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: Nora Roberts Collection:Angels Fall (2007) 5.00 5 News At 55.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Scared oflosing Jett’s friendship, Marilyn triesto be his best friend. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Criminals: Caught On CameraDocumentary series. Nick Wallis joinspolice forces across the country toreveal how CCTV and technologicaladvances are helping to ensureconvictions against shoplifters.7.30 Car Crash TV Clip showfeaturing ludicrous, outrageous andutterly disgraceful instances ofdriving captured by dashboardcameras around the world. Shockingexamples include dodgy overtaking,botched simple manoeuvres andduels with other motorists atjunctions.8.00 Celebrity Big Brother: LiveBombshell! All the drama andexcitement of Celebrity Big Brother asit happens.9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: TheFallout - Live All the drama andaction from this year’s housemates,live from the house.10.00 10,000 BC See highlights.11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s BitOn The Side Emma Willis presents around-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate.12.00am New Botched Up Bodies1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Britain’sFlashiest Families 4.00 Michaela’sWild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs4.45 House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Emma Thomas joinsKent and Sussex police as they dealwith a spike in burglaries. In theweek marking the 50th anniversary ofChurchill’s death, Natalie Grahamexplores what Kent meant toChurchill and his affect on those whoworked for him. 8.00 EastEnders When wordspreads round Walford about Dean,his business begins to suffer. Will heaccept a way out? Jane gets somebad news which results in her makinga strange choice when it comes toher wedding outfit. Can Sonia savethe day? 8.30 Emergency In A & E -Panorama Documentary.9.00 Silent Witness Drama seriesabout a team of forensic pathologists.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today10.45 Football Focus: TransferDeadline Day Special Dan Walkerand the Football Focus team round upall the major transfer deadline daymoves, with news and reaction fromaround the country.11.30 The Graham Norton ShowThe award-winning host continueshis anarchic talk show. 12.15am FILM: City Hall (1996) 2.00Weather For The Week Ahead 2.05BBC News
6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders9.00 The Newspapers9.30 The Newspapers10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)12.00pm Brighton Lights12.30 Brighton Lights1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4)5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions5.30 Bowlegs6.00 Latest News The latest localnews where you are, plus nationalupdates.6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing Latest TV’s Mike Mendozapresents his weekly entertainmentshow – focusing on all things Adurand Worthing.7.00 Best of Brighton LightsRichard Shayler takes a cheeky lookback on episodes of Brighton Lights,first aired on the internet.7.30 Latest News The latest localnews where you are, plus nationalupdates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Cook It! Andrew Kay presentsthe weekly how-to cookeryprogramme, sourcing local, goodvalue seasonal produce.9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef ExchangeTop chefs swap for a week with chefsfrom all over the world. 10.30 Latest News11.00 Under The Radar11.30 Bowlegs12.00am Latest News 12.30 MikeMendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 LatestNews 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It!3.00 Latest News 3.30 InternationalChef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs
BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.20Channel Patrol 9.05 CelebrityAntiques Road Trip 10.05 GreatBritish Railway Journeys 10.35 Click11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast1.15 The War Lords 1.45 The Road ToWar 2.40 Mountain 3.40 Open All Hours 4.10 To The Manor Born 4.35 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads General knowledgequiz show.6.30 Great Antiques Map OfBritain 7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazinewith Jeremy Clarkson, James Mayand Richard Hammond, including roadtests, news and features.8.00 University Challenge JeremyPaxman asks the questions as twoteams of students battle it out.8.30 Only Connect Quiz showpresented by Victoria Coren.9.00 A Cook Abroad: Dave Myers’Egypt Cooking show. Hairy BikerDave Myers travels to Egypt, home tosome of the oldest recipes known toman.10.00 Backchat With JackWhitehall & His Dad JackWhitehall hosts a comedy chat showwith a twist - he’s joined by his dad. 10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlineswith Evan Davis.11.20 My Right To Die - Debbie’sStory Emma Glasbey tells the storyof right-to-die campaigner DebbiePurdy’s final year.11.50 Alex Polizzi - The Fixer 12.50am Sign Zone: The Super-Rich And Us 4.00 Biomimetics -Designed By Nature 4.30 DeadlyDilemmas 5.00 Life On Planet Ant -Learning Zone 5.30 The Great BritishYear - Learning Zone
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather7.00 Emmerdale Robert seeksrevenge against Katie. 7.30 Coronation Street Eva warnsCallum to stay away. Chesney goesbehind Sinead’s back.8.00 Richard Wilson On The RoadRichard Wilson follows the ShellGuides, first published in the 1930s,to explore the British countryside bycar. Today, he follows the 1936 guideto Devon written by John Betjeman 8.30 Coronation Street David’sworst nightmare becomes real. 9.00 Broadchurch Mystery dramaseries set in a Dorset seaside town.New information forces Hardy andEllie to re-evaluate what they believe.Is it possible that they have beenwrong about everything so far?Sharon Bishop receives someunexpected help.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Jonathan Ross ShowJonathan Ross welcomes the queensof The Great British Bake Off, MelGiedroyc and Sue Perkins,distinguised actress Dame Diana Riggand comedian Johnny Vegas from thehit show Benidorm.11.45 The Kyle Files Series in whichJeremy Kyle confronts the issues ofthe day. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
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