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Executive Programme Sponsors Season 2010-11 Vodkat League Premier Division Programme of the Year Programme of the Year Programme of the Year Programme of the Year Season 2009-10 Saturday 26th February 2011 Kick off 3.00pm St Helens Town v Padiham FC Vodkat League Premier Division
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Page 1: St Helens Town v Padiham

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Saturday 26th February 2011 Kick off 3.00pm

St Helens Town v Padiham FC Vodkat League Premier Division

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Saturday 26th February 2011, 3pm kick off Vodkat League, Premier Division

St Helens Town Vs Padiham Red & White Shirts Blue Shirts White Shorts & Red Socks Blue Shorts & Socks

Joint Managers: Lee Riley & Iain Dyson: Lee Riley & Iain Dyson: Lee Riley & Iain Dyson: Lee Riley & Iain Dyson Manager: Craig ChadwickCraig ChadwickCraig ChadwickCraig Chadwick Assistant: Phil BurtonPhil BurtonPhil BurtonPhil Burton Assistant: Dave WilkesDave WilkesDave WilkesDave Wilkes Referee: Mr I Bonney Mr I Bonney Mr I Bonney Mr I Bonney (Warrington) Assistants: Mr A Eastwood Mr A Eastwood Mr A Eastwood Mr A Eastwood (Lowton) and Mr C Porter Mr C Porter Mr C Porter Mr C Porter (Thornton-Cleveleys)

No Gls St Helens Town

Tom White

Karl Aldridge

Iain Dyson

Dan Jarrett

Che Morgan

Ian Frazer

Mike Fargher

Franny Foy

Daley Woods

James Croxton

Liam Pearson

Mike Kavanagh

Lee Owens

Luke Faulkner

Dale Newbrook

Ben Kay

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No Gls Padiham

Sean Davis

Lee Kershaw

Tom Bradley

Damien Morrison

Martin Parkes

Kieran Fletcher

Stuart Telfer

Lloyd Balazs

Paul Fildes

Chris Ridehalgh

Ed O’Neill

Nathan Egan

Richard Geoghegan

John Blackley

Paul Walker

Anthony McLoughlin

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Good afternoon and welcome to Edge Green Street for this Vodkat League, Premier Division contest against Padiham. I hope our visitors had a good journey to visit us, enjoy the hospitality they will be offered whilst here and have a safe return home after an enjoyable game. It has been an eventful week since we met Ashton Athletic here at Edge Green Street last Saturday. There is always a danger in facing the basement side of the division, they have nothing to lose and any element of complacency in your own ranks can see you slip to a defeat. There was no element of this last Saturday as we dominated the first half and the only disappointment was that we did not fire off more of the chances we created and we went into the break only one goal to the good, through a 9th minute strike from James Croxton (pictured right). The second half saw the visitors come into the game more and Town had to be strong to hold out their attempts, Mike Grogan headed off the line and the crossbar also saved us before a rather contentious “offside” goal saw the visitors draw level. Buoyed by this Town bounced back to winning ways when Daley Woods netted four minutes later. Tuesday’s visit to Maine Road saw us gain revenge for last years 5-0 drubbing at Brantingham Road with an emphatic 3-0 win. Town turned in one of their best performances of the season and after a goalless first half dominated by the visitors Iain Dyson netted from the penalty spot early in the second half after a foul on Liam Pearson and Mike Fargher netted twice to put the game beyond the hosts. Town to a man were awesome across the park and played some excellent football which we can hopefully continue in this afternoon’s contest. This afternoon’s visitors Padiham are one of the form sides in the Division at the moment having not lost in their last nine outings and we will have to be at the top of our game this afternoon to ensure we take a return from this contest. Lets get behind the lads this evening and hopefully cheer them on to victory. Enjoy the Game . . . Jeff Voller

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Chairman’s Notes . . . Good afternoon and a very warm welcome to Edge Green Street for this Vodkat League Premier Division encounter against our friends and rivals from Padiham Athletic FC. Let’s hope their players, officials and supporters have had a safe journey and along with our own support are treated to an entertaining encounter. Games are now coming at an increasing frequency and it looks like we’ll have continual Saturday and midweek fixtures between now and the end of the season which is planned to finish on the 30th April. The last week has been a productive one for Town with maximum points from two games. The first, a tight affair against basement club Ashton Athletic who made the short trip here last Saturday. Town eventually ran out 2-1 victors but our visitors had a number of second half chances to level James Croxton’s opener before they eventually did on 80 minutes. Thankfully substitute Daley Woods was on hand to smash home the winner just four minutes later. Tuesday evening turned out to be a bit of a stroll for Town and with no disrespect to Maine Road the 0-3 score line could have been greater. Town were frustrated during a goalless first half but the second period saw wave after wave of Town attacks. Iain Dyson struck a penalty after Liam Pearson was upended before Mike Fargher added a brace. A clean sheet from stand-in ’keeper Thomas White who has been deputising for injured Dale Newbrook, sterling work by centre half Danny Jarrett and a ’man of the match’ performance by James Croxton were among plenty of positives from the game. Croxton’s overall performance was described by Club Vice President Jim Barrett as the best from a Town player in recent memory - and that’s some praise! Padiham arrive at Edge Green Street in great form, unbeaten in their last nine games and they will be looking to extend this run and avenge the 1-3 defeat inflicted by Town last October at the Arbories. For Town, a win and games in hand would cement their mid-table position. Congratulations to Padiham’s Craig Chadwick and Kieran Fletcher who were awarded the Vodkat League Premier Division Manager and Player of the Month for January respectively. It’s sad to hear of fellow clubs struggling with off-the-field problems; Alsager having faced a few difficult weeks and what appears to be a future ‘take-over’ by Biddulph Vics. This week Rossendale United’s planned home fixture against Runcorn Linnets was subject to a late postponement as the water had been cut off at the ground - allegedly the bill had not been paid! These problems have seen the management team depart and the players club’s future looks in some doubt - let’s hope they can find a workable solution! Let’s cheer the lads on to victory this afternoon and whatever the result please join us in the clubhouse for the usual post match debate and the St Helens Town Man of the Match presentations. Next up the lads make the trip to Runcorn Linnets on Tuesday evening, kick off 7.45pm. Next Saturday we entertain Bacup Borough here at Ashton Town. John McKiernan Chairman St Helens Town AFC PS Don’t forget we’re still on the look out for programme advertisers, match and match ball sponsors for the remainder of the season. Please give me a call on 07976 059404 for further details.

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In Town Today . . . It might be hard to imagine today but in the immediate years following the establishment of Padiham Football Club in November 1878 the "Caldersiders" as they were then known were considered one of Lancashire's soccer pioneers and one of the better Club sides in England. The Padiham Football Club were in at the birth of the Lancashire Football Associations Senior Cup competition in 1879 , reached the third round proper of the F.A. Cup in season 1883 - 84 and beat Burnley F.C. 6-0, 7-0, 9-1 and 4-2 in their first four encounters . Gates of over 2,000 were not uncommon for the visits of teams like

Blackburn Rovers, Preston North End, Burnley and other local rivals to Padiham F.C.'s ground which was originally situated on the banks of the River Calder at the end of Wyre Street in Padiham and initally leased from the Shuttleworth family of Gawthorpe Hall. At present the site is occupied by the Potterton Myson Limited Main Gas factory and nothing remains of the Clubs original ground which witnessed many encounters with Clubs that later achieved Football League status. In fact it was the setting up of the Football League and the ensuing loss of fixtures with the leading Clubs, as well as the legalisation of professionalism within football that ended Padiham's initial decade of success. Being an ardent stalwart of the fight waged from Lancashire for the legalisation of professionalism in football, Padiham's progressive outlook at the time ironically helped fashion the stranglehold football finance came to have on small town Clubs, in hindsight it condemned Padiham to an ongoing fight for survival. Unable to secure the services of players able to compete with the bigger surrounding towns and cities, gates dropped and as a result reduced income meant Padiham had to restrict its activities to playing in the Lancashire Combination Football League and at times the local minor leagues. The outbreak of World War One curtailed Padiham Football Club's involvement in active football altogether at the end of the 1915- 1916 season, and the loss of their ground during the War meant that Padiham Football Club lay dormant. The rebirth of Padiham Football Club came about in 1949 with the opening of the "Arbories " Memorial Sports Ground in Padiham on August

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20th 1949 when 1777 spectators turned up to see the Club's opening Lancashire Combination fixture of the 1949- 50 football season. In 1982 , Padiham Football Club became founder members of the North West Counties Football League , however in 1990 they left the league and joined the West Lancashire Football League where they played their football for ten seasons. Padiham Football Club returned to the North West Counties Football League for the 2000- 2001 season and to date have spent over

£400,000 on upgrading their "Arbories" Memorial Football Ground. Padiham’s period back in the North West Counties League saw them initially consolidate their position with a couple of mid table finishes before their third season saw them finish fourth. A blip occurred in the 2003/4 when they finished 12th. The 2004/5 season saw Padiham start a period where they challenged for promotion finishing fourth, fifth and third just missing out on promotion. Another blip saw them finish in twelfth position before last season’s runners-up spot saw them get to the promised land of the Premier Division for the 2009/10 season. Their first season in the top flight of the Vodkat League Premier Division saw them win eighteen matches netting seventy one times in the process to secure a tenth position finish. The off season saw a change of management with Craig Chadwick taking over in the hot seat from Graham Howarth. The “Storks” have had an excellent season to date as they currently sit in 6th position in the Premier Division table. Photos are from the Padiham v St Helens Town fixture in October 2010.

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Key: W LAN-2 - West Lancashire League, Division 2 W LAN-1 - West Lancashire League, Division 1 W LAN-P - West Lancashire League, Premier Division NWC-2 - North West Counties League, Division 2 NWC-1 - North West Counties League, Division 1

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Season League P W D L F A GD Pts Position

1995-96 W-LAN-2 34 6 8 20 50 86 -36 26 18/18

1996-97 W-LAN-2 34 23 3 8 90 51 39 72 2/18

1997-98 W-LAN-1 34 11 5 18 54 79 -25 38 13/18

1998-99 W-LAN-P 30 9 2 19 41 70 -29 29 15/16

1999-00 W-LAN-1 28 19 5 4 65 28 37 62 1/15

2000-01 NWC-2 38 20 4 14 83 71 12 64 8/20

2001-02 NWC-2 40 14 8 18 69 66 3 50 13/21

2002-03 NWC-2 34 20 5 9 69 42 27 65 4/18

2003-04 NWC-2 38 14 8 16 63 80 -17 50 12/20

2004-05 NWC-2 36 21 7 8 84 56 28 70 4/19

2005-06 NWC-2 36 19 5 12 76 52 24 62 5/19

2006-07 NWC-2 34 21 6 7 75 39 36 69 3/18

2007-08 NWC-2 34 11 8 15 50 48 2 41 12/18

2008-09 NWC-1 34 22 7 5 93 41 52 73 2/18

2009-10 NWC-P 42 18 6 18 71 71 0 60 10/22

1962/63 Competition Result

12/04/1963 LC D2 St Helens Town 3-2 Padiham

15/04/1963 LC D2 Padiham 2-0 St Helens Town

1964/65

02/01/1965 LC D2 Padiham 0-3 St Helens Town

24/04/1965 LC D2 St Helens Town 8-0 Padiham

2006/07

27/01/2007 NWC LCC 3R St Helens Town 0-2 Padiham #

Played at Padiham FC

2009/10

05/09/2009 FAV 1QR Padiham 4-3 St Helens Town

13/02/2010 NWCL PD St Helens Town 1-2 Padiham

08/05/2010 NWCL PD Padiham 2-4 St Helens Town

2010/11

09/10/2010 NWCL PD Padiham 1-3 St Helens Town

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Match Report Tuesday 22nd February 2011 Vodkat League, Premier Division Maine Road 0-3 St Helens Town 0-1; Iain Dyson (Penalty) 48 Minutes, 0-2; Mike Fargher 65 Minutes, 0-3; Mike Fargher 71 Minutes. It was a good visit to Manchester for St Helens Town as they played their hosts off the park this evening at Brantingham Road and gaining revenge for the 5-0 drubbing at the same venue last season. The visitors started off on the front foot and an excellent run from James Croxton saw him advance downt he left wing and cut inside before beating three defenders and unleashing a shot that went just over the bar. With a quarter of an hour played a right wing free kick was sent into the Maine Road and broke to Daley Woods his effort was blocked and broke towards Mike Fargher but his was denied by a fine challenge Eddie Moran. Almost instantaneously at the other end on the counter attack Moran finished a move off with a shot which Tom White did well to hold on the left hand post. Normal service was resumed as Andrew Jones had to push away Karl Aldridge’s cross from the right with Liam Pearson in attendance and Pearson chased a defender down on the right before winning the ball and centring towards Croxton but Dan Hulme timed his challenge well to avert the danger. At the other end Moran found Liam Beckford in the area and he chested the ball down before attempting a shot but he did not get enough purchase and it was an easy hold for White in the Town goal. The half ended with Town again on the front foot, Croxton sent a left wing free kick into the box and Franny Foy’s attempt on the front post was blocked before breaking back to him and being sent across the six yard box when Fargher got a touch but could not direct it goalwards. The best chance of the half fell to Pearson after Croxton and Che Morgan with the latter find Pearson who looked certain to score but for a fine save from Jones in the home goal. The second half saw Town continue where they had left off and after a quick move saw Woods advance into the box and look to find his strike partner Pearson but Moran did well to clear the ball. Moments later Town had been awarded a penalty after Pearson had been felled as he turned in the box. Skipper for the night Iain Dyson stepped up and slotted the ball into the top left hand corner of the net. Just before the hour mark Alex Jay missed a great chance to level from a Beckford right wing cross and it wasn’t long before the visitors made Road pay for their wastefulness in the front of goal as Croxton whipped in a left wing corner which was cleared back to him and his second delivery found Pearson whose knock down was curled home by Fargher whose effort went in off the inside of the left hand upright. The game was over as contest on 71 minutes when Woods beat Hay on the right before finding Perason on the edge of the box, the strikers’ effort was turned home by Fargher centrally in the six yard box. With time running out Aldridge tried his luck but his effort went just wide of the right hand post before Greg Hall latched onto a rare Town mistake to get into the box but his effort went well wide of the target with the goal at his mercy. The final effort of the contest saw Woods do well down the right wing before finding Mike Kavanagh who in turn found Aldridge and his left footed effort looked to be arrowing home but Jones got a good hand on it to turn it around the post. So Town made it back to back wins and played some excellent football in this victory and will be looking to take this form into Saturday’s contest against in form Padiham at Edge Green Street. Maine Road; Jones, Hulme, Jay(C), Mason, Gittings, Struminskyj(Lomas 71), Beckford, Brocklehurst(Roe 48), Huntley, Moran, Collins(Hall 70). Subs Not Used; Walker, Maitland. St Helens Town; White, Aldridge, Dyson(C)(L.Owens 79), Jarrett, Morgan, Frazer(Kavanagh 79), Fargher, Foy, Woods, Croxton, Pearson(Faulkner 71). Subs Not Used; Burton, Newbrook.

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How We Compare . . .

Previous Meetings Since 1971/72

All Competitions

P W D L F A GD Win %

Home 2 0 0 2 1 4 -3 0.00

Away 3 2 0 1 10 7 3 66.67

Collated 5 2 0 3 11 11 0 40.00

St Helens Town Recent Form - last 6 matches

All Competitions Most recent

Home L L W D L W

Away W W L L L W

Collated L D L L W W

Padiham Recent Form - last 6 matches

All Competitions Most recent

Home L W W W D W

Away L D W W D W

Collated W D W D W W

St Helens Town Padiham

Games since... Games since...

All Competitions All Competitions

Clean sheet 0 Clean sheet 4

Goal Scored 0 Goal Scored 0

Loss 2 Loss 10

No score draw 50 No score draw 83+

Score draw 5 Score draw 3

Win 0 Win 0

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St Helens Town . . . St. Helens Town AFC – A Brief History

The original Town club was in existence from 1901 to 1928, but George Fryer and a number of local businessmen decided to re-form the club in 1946. They obtained a lease on the Hoghton Road ground in Sutton, adjacent to St. Helens Junction station on the Liverpool to Manchester railway line, took over a local St. Helens Combination team, Derbyshire Hill Rovers, signing a number of players from other clubs and entered the Liverpool County Combination in the 1947/48 season, playing against Everton “A” and Liverpool “A” and several reserve sides from the leading non-league

clubs in the Merseyside area. Success was first attained in May 1949 when Runcorn were defeated in the final of the George Mahon Cup, played at the Prescot Cables ground. The following season, 1949/50, Town were elevated to the Second Division of the Lancashire Combination and they were promoted as Champions in only their second season to the First Division, where they ran up against teams such as Ashton United, Nelson and New Brighton, newly relegated from the Football League. Sadly, Town were themselves relegated in their first season and although promoted briefly again in 1955/56, they spent most of their early years in the Second Division. Improvements were quickly made to the facilities at Hoghton Road in the early years, but in November 1952 the decision was taken to re-locate to the former St. Helens Recs’ rugby league ground at City Road in order to further their ambitions of reaching the Football League. Initially, the move resulted in some encouraging crowds, but the club had a change of heart and returned to Sutton in the October 1953. The ground was purchased and further developed and a social club and floodlights were added in later years. Town were Champions of the Lancashire Combination in 1971/72 season, losing only one game, finishing 6 points clear of Accrington Stanley. 1975 brought a switch to the Cheshire League, where they remained until the formation of the North West Counties League in 1982 and St. Helens Town are the only club to feature in the top division of that league throughout its existence. The club’s major achievement was victory in the FA Vase at Wembley in 1987. After a stuttering start in the Preliminary Round with a 5-4 extra-time win over Colne Dynamoes, further home successes over General Chemicals, Wren Rovers, Guisborough Town and Wythenshawe Amateurs, led to wins at Wisbech Town, at home to Rainworth Miners

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. . . A Brief History Welfare, away to Falmouth Town (after a replay) and in the away leg at Emley when, following a 1-0 home defeat in the first-leg, a 2-0 win in Yorkshire secured a Wembley Final against local rivals Warrington Town, who were dispatched 3-2 with goals from Phil Layhe (2) and Brian Rigby. St. Helens Town boast an impressive “Hall of Fame”, including legendary goalkeeper and former German Prisoner-of-War Bert Trautmann, who signed for Manchester City over 60 years ago and who went on to play the game of his life in the 1956 FA Cup Final, despite breaking his neck in the latter stages. Bill Foulkes was transferred to Manchester United, where he had a glittering career, surviving the Munich Air Disaster in 1958, in which he bravely rescued some of his stricken team-mates. John Connelly, an England squad member in the victorious 1966 World Cup campaign, was sold to Burnley and he later moved to join Foulkes at Old Trafford. Other future stars, groomed at St. Helens Town, included John Quinn (Sheffield Wednesday), Geoff Nulty (Burnley, Newcastle United and Everton) and, most recently, ace goalscorer Dave Bamber, who began and ended his career at Blackpool and who played in all four divisions of the Football League. Captain of the FA Vase winning team was Tommy O’Neil, who began his league career playing alongside George Best, Denis Law and Bobby Charlton at Manchester United. Town sold their Hoghton Road ground in 2000 to move in with St. Helens Rugby League Club at their Knowsley Road base. Their farewell appearance at Sutton produced a 1-0 win over Champions Vauxhall Motors and the initial campaign at Knowsley Road got off to a cracking start, with Town leading the table for most of the season, before finishing in a rather disappointing fourth place. Recent seasons have been more of a struggle, perhaps none more so than 2008/09, with the club in the relegation positions until the end of March, when Gary Bickerstaffe was appointed the new manager and the team rallied to win six of the last eight games to pull clear of the relegation zone. Ninth place was achieved in 2009/10 but Bickerstaffe stepped down at the end of the season and Lee Riley was promoted to manager, with Phil Burton (ex-Prescot Cables) as his assistant. A number of new faces have joined the club, most significantly striker Liam Pearson and goalkeeper Dale Newbrook and this combination of youth and experience is looking to improve on last season’s progress. The Knowsley Road ground was vacated in August 2010, prior to its demolition, necessitating a temporary move to share Ashton Town’s Edge Green Street facilities, but Autumn 2011 will see the club re-locate to the new stadium, sharing once again with Saints rugby league club.

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Premier Division

Ashton Athletic v Winsford United

Bacup Borough v Alsager Town

Colne v Stone Dominoes

Congleton Town v Ramsbottom United

Flixton v Bootle

Glossop North End v Maine Road

New Mills v Barnoldswick Town

Runcorn Linnets v Atherton LR

Silsden v Formby

Squires Gate v Rossendale United

St Helens Town v Padiham

First Division

AFC Darwen v Ashton Town

AFC Liverpool v AFC Blackpool

Atherton Collieries v Oldham Boro

Chadderton v Runcorn Town

Cheadle Town v Abbey Hey

Daisy Hill v Irlam

Holker Old Boys v Eccleshall

Leek CSOB v Wigan Robin Park

Norton United v Rochdale Town

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Alsager Town v New Mills

Barnoldswick Town v Silsden

Colne v Glossop North End

Ramsbottom United v Rossendale United

Runcorn Linnets v St Helens Town

Stone Dominoes v Formby

Winsford United v Maine Road

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AFC Darwen v AFC Blackpool

Ashton Town v Norton United

Leek CSOB v Oldham Boro

Rochdale Town v Cheadle Town

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Ashton Athletic v Squires Gate

Atherton LR v Colne

Barnoldswick Town v Runcorn Linnets

Bootle v Padiham

Formby v Congleton Town

Glossop North End v Silsden

New Mills v Ramsbottom United

Rossendale United v Winsford United

St Helens Town v Bacup Borough

Stone Dominoes v Maine Road

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Cheadle Town v AFC Darwen

Eccleshall v Atherton Collieries

Holker Old Boys v Oldham Boro

Irlam v Abbey Hey

Rochdale Town v Leek CSOB

Runcorn Town v Ashton Town

Wigan Robin Park v AFC Liverpool

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Match Report Saturday 9th October 2010 Vodkat League, Premier Division Padiham 1-3 St Helens Town 0-1; Liam Pearson 44 Minutes, 1-1; Paul Fildes 64 Minutes, 1-2; Daley Woods 85 Minutes, 1-3; Liam Pearson (Penalty) 90+1 Minutes. Town’s good week continued as they recorded their third victory in succession adapting better to the windy conditions than their hosts over the 90 minutes. The visitors dominated the first half with the aid of the wind at their backs and the early stages saw Iain Dyson and Liam Pearson link with Dyson’s shot being held by Sean Davis in the home goal. A Town corner was met by Pearson on 12 minutes and with Davis beaten Brain Walsh had to be alert to clear the ball off the line. Pearson was in the action again soon afterwards when he collected the ball on the right of the penalty area and curled an effort just wide of the left hand post. Further Town pressure saw Pearson take the ball down well before turning his marker and sending a dangerous cross into the box which evaded everyone in the 18 yard box and was cleared. Pearson was causing constant problems for Padiham and he chased down a through ball, goalkeeper Davis got a touch at the edge of the box and the ball broke to Dyson who played a one, two with Marc Stephens and his shot from the edge of the box and the stopper claimed the shot at the second attempt. Just before the interval Town did break the deadlock when Ben Kay found Pearson on the edge of the area with a through ball and he beat his defender before curling home. The lead was almost doubled when Dyson took the ball down just outside the area and quickly got a shot off that Davis held on the second attempt. With the change of ends the wind was now behind the hosts and Padiham dominated the opening twenty of minutes of the second period culminating in them levelling on 64 minutes when a long diagonal ball from Paul Walker in the right back position released Paul Fildes and he found himself one on one with Dale Newbrook in the Town goal and he made no mistake slotting home. In the closing stages with the game looking to be petering out into a draw Town took the game to their hosts and this saw them net twice in the final five minutes of the contest. Pearson found Daley Woods in the right of the area with a fine ball and his sublime first time effort found the bottom left hand corner of the net. In added on time Woods blocked an attempted clearance and the ball broke to Kay who fed Pearson and he got into the box before being pulled back by Mark Derbyshire and the referee pointed to the spot with the fouled striker stepping up and chipping a cheeky spot kick over the goalkeeper as he dived and into the back of the net to secure a victory by two goals which saw Town leap above the vanquished hosts into 11th position in the table. Padiham; Davis, Walker, Walsh, Chadwick(Derbyshire 66), Parkes(Ridehalgh 49), Morrison, Haworth(Hoskin 14), Geoghegan, Telfer, Fildes, Bradley. Subs Not Used; None. St Helens Town; Newbrook, Aldridge, Evans, Elias, Garnell, Birch(Cliff 85), Stephens(Woods 68), Kay(C)(Ryder 90), Pearson, Dyson, Frazer. Subs Not Used; Kavanagh, Owens.

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Stat Attack . . . . at

St Helens Town

Previous Meetings

at Padiham

NWC-D1 1995-96 W LAN-2

NWC-D1 1996-97 W LAN-2

NWC-D1 1997-98 W LAN-1

NWC-D1 1998-99 W LAN-P

NWC-D1 1999-00 W LAN-1

NWC-D1 2000-01 NWC-D2

NWC-D1 2001-02 NWC-D2

NWC-D1 2002-03 NWC-D2

NWC-D1 2003-04 NWC-D2

NWC-D1 2004-05 NWC-D2

NWC-D1 2005-06 NWC-D2

NWC-D1 2006-07 NWC-D2

NWC-D1 2007-08 NWC-D2

NWC-PD 2008-09 NWC-D1

13/02; 1-2 2009-10 08/05; 4-2

26/02/2011 2010-11 09/10; 3-1

St Helens Town Scores First

Games Played 3

St Helens Town Wins 2

Draws 0

Padiham Wins 1

St Helens Town Goals 8

Padiham Goals 5

Percentage Town Wins 66.67

Vodkat League Premier Division

Average Attendances - 22/02/2011

Rank Team Pld Ave

1 Runcorn Linnets 14 315

2 Glossop North End 12 182

3 New Mills 11 164

4 Ramsbottom United 12 163

5 Silsden 10 161

6 Congleton Town 13 153

7 Padiham 13 142

8 Barnoldswick Town 13 126

9 Winsford United 14 111

10 Colne 12 109

11 Bootle 14 94

12 Rossendale United 11 87

13 St Helens Town 13 84

14 Squires Gate 16 70

15 Maine Road 14 69

16 Bacup Borough 11 68

17 Stone Dominoes 10 66

18 Formby 12 61

19 Flixton 13 60

20 Atherton LR 9 56

21 Alsager Town 12 48

22 Ashton Athletic 13 44

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Date Opponents Venue Comp Result GK 2 3 4 5

07/08/10 Alsager Town Away League 2-1L K.Woods Gore Hatton Garnell Faulkner

10/08/10 Winsford United Away League 2-3W K.Woods Gore Hatton1 Garnell1 Faulkner

14/08/10 Nostell MW Away FAC EPR 1-1D Newbrook Gore Garnell Owens1 Faulkner

17/08/10 Nostell Miners Welfare (5-4 Pen) Home FAC EPR 2-2D aet Newbrook Gore Garnell Owens Faulkner

21/08/10 Barnoldswick Town Home League 0-3L Newbrook Gore Hatton Kay © Faulkner

24/08/10 Congleton Town Home League 2-3L Newbrook Gore Evans Owens Faulkner

28/08/10 Glossop North End Home FAC PR 1-1D Newbrook Ryder Evans Garnell1 Faulkner ©

01/09/10 Glossop North End Home FAC PR 3-1L aet Newbrook Gore Evans Garnell Faulkner1

04/09/10 Brodsworth Welfare Home FAV 1Q 8-1W Newbrook Aldridge Evans Owens Garnell1

07/09/10 Bootle Away League 2-1L Newbrook Aldridge Evans Garnell Faulkner

11/09/10 Silsden Away League 0-3W Newbrook Elias Evans Garnell Faulkner

18/09/10 Worsbrough Bridge Athletic Home FAV 2Q 4-0W Newbrook Elias Hatton Garnell Faulkner1

21/09/10 Formby Away League 2-1L Newbrook Elias Pearson Aldridge Dyson1 D.Woods

25/09/10 Glossop North End Away League 2-4W Newbrook Aldridge Elias Garnell Faulkner

28/09/10 New Mills Home League 2-4L Newbrook Aldridge Birch Elias Faulkner

02/10/10 Oldham Boro Home FAV 1R 2-1W Newbrook Aldridge Evans Elias Garnell

05/10/10 Atherton LR Home League 3-0W K.Woods Aldridge Evans Elias Faulkner

09/10/10 Padiham Away League 1-3W Newbrook Aldridge Evans Elias Garnell

12/10/10 Maine Road Home League 3-3D Newbrook Aldridge Evans Elias Garnell

16/10/10 Flixton Home League 3-2W Newbrook Aldridge Evans Elias Garnell

19/10/10 Formby (2 OG’s) Home League 4-5L Newbrook Aldridge Birch Elias Garnell

23/10/10 Rossendale United Away League 2-4W Newbrook Aldridge Birch Kay © Garnell

26/10/10 Squires Gate Away League 4-0L Newbrook Elias Birch Faulkner Ryder

30/10/10 Glossop North End Home League 1-0W Newbrook Aldridge Garnell Ryder Faulkner

06/11/10 Alsager Town Away VLCC 2R 1-2W AET Newbrook Elias Morgan Ryder Faulkner

13/11/10 Winterton Rangers Away FAV 2R 0-2W Newbrook Aldridge Morgan Ryder Faulkner

16/11/10 Skelmersdale United Home LSC 2R 3-2W AET Newbrook Elias Morgan Ryder Faulkner1 Fargher2

20/11/10 Winsford United Home League 0-3L Newbrook Aldridge Morgan Ryder Faulkner

23/11/10 Stone Dominoes Home League 0-2L Newbrook Aldridge Morgan Ryder Faulkner

15/12/10 Holbrook Sports Away FAV 3R 4-0L Newbrook Elias Morgan Ryder Garnell

03/01/11 Bootle Home League 1-0W Newbrook Elias Morgan Ryder Faulkner

08/01/11 Flixton Away League 3-2L Newbrook Elias Taylor Ryder Kay © L.Owens

15/01/11 Rossendale United Home League 3-3D Newbrook Elias Morgan Ryder Faulkner © Grogan2

02/02/11 Tranmere Rovers Home LSC QF 2-4L Newbrook Ryder Morgan L.Owens Faulkner

12/02/11 Barnoldswick Town Away League 3-0L Newbrook Aldridge Ryder Foy Grogan

19/02/11 Ashton Athletic Home League 2-1W White Grogan L.Owens Jarrett Frazer

22/02/11 Maine Road Away League 0-3W White Aldridge Dyson1© Jarrett Morgan

26/02/11 Padiham Home League

05/03/11 Bacup Borough Home League

08/03/11 AFC Blackpool Away VLC 3R

12/03/11 New Mills Away League

15/03/11 Ramsbottom United Home League

19/03/11 Ashton Athletic Away League

22/03/11 Stone Dominoes Away League

26/03/11 Atherton LR Away League

09/04/11 Bacup Borough Away League

12/04/11 Alsager Town Home League

16/04/11 Congleton Town Away League

23/04/11 Ramsbottom United Away League

26/04/11 Runcorn Linnets Home League

30/04/11 Colne Away League TBA: Silsden (Home), Squires Gate (Home)

01/03/11 Runcorn Linnets Away League

05/04/11 Colne Home League

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6 7 8 9 10 11 12 14 15 16 17

Cliff Stephens1 Kay © Pearson Arnold Fargher Frazer Burton Owens Deakin6 Williams3

Kay © Fargher Frazer Pearson1 Arnold Stephens Owens8 Deakin11 Langley10 Dean Ryder

Fargher Stephens Kay © Pearson Arnold Frazer Dyson9 Deakin10 Langley Hatton Cliff11, Ryder

Deakin Stephens Kay © Pearson2 Arnold Fargher Cliff6 D.Woods10 Dyson9 Hatton Frazer, Langley

Deakin Fargher Dyson Arnold Pearson Cliff Stephens3 Owens Frazer8 D.Woods9 K.Woods

Kay © Fargher Frazer Pearson2 Stephens Dyson D.Woods8 Garnell4 Ryder Arnold3 Deakin

Frazer Fargher Stephens Pearson Dyson D.Woods Deakin Arnold6 Cliff Aldridge7 Hatton11,Burton

Kay © D.Woods Elias Pearson Stephens Frazer Owens Deakin7 Arnold8 Hatton Aldridge2

Deakin Stephens3 Kay © Arnold2 Dyson Cliff2 Faulkner Elias5 Hatton11 Pearson Frazer4

Elias Stephens1 Kay © Pearson Dyson Deakin Frazer6 Cliff11 Arnold D.Woods10 Hatton

Kay © Aldridge Stephens Pearson2 Dyson1 D.Woods Cliff11 Deakin7 Hatton3 Kavanagh Burton

Aldridge Stephens Kay © Pearson1 D.Woods1 Dyson Kavanagh10 Frazer Cliff9 Deakin16 Arnold

D.Woods Garnell Hatton Faulkner Stephens Kay © Mahoney6 Frazer Deakin8 Kavanagh Cliff4

Frazer Stephens Kay © Dyson2 Deakin1 Mahoney1 D.Woods9 Kavanagh6 Hatton Arnold Riley

Frazer Stephens Kay © D.Woods1 Mahoney Deakin1 Evans2 Garnell Cliff6 Kavanagh9 Hatton

Deakin Stephens Kay © Pearson2 Kavanagh Cliff Frazer1 Dyson6 Arnold Hatton D.Woods11

Frazer Stephens Kay1 © Pearson Dyson Birch1 Kavanagh10 Cliff Garnell Ryder19 D.Woods11

Birch Stephens Kay © Pearson2 Dyson Frazer D.Woods17 Kavanagh Cliff6 Ryder8 Owens

Frazer Stephens Kay © Pearson1 D.Woods2 Birch Kavanagh3 Ryder8 Owens Mitchell Cliff9

Frazer Stephens Kay © Pearson1 D.Woods2 Birch Owens3 Kavanagh Ryder5 Cliff Dyson9

Frazer Stephens Kay © Pearson1 D.Woods1 Dyson Ryder Mitchell7 Owens5 Kavanagh6 Ryder

Frazer1 Dyson Ryder Pearson2 D.Woods1 Kavanagh Stephens5 Fargher11 Owens2 Burton Riley

Frazer Fargher Kay © Pearson Dyson Aldridge Garnell Owens Stephens2 Mitchell11 Kavanagh6

Kay © Stephens Fargher Pearson D.Woods Dyson1 Kavanagh9 Owens Frazer11 Burton Riley

Frazer Stephens Kay © Pearson1 Fargher Dyson1 Garnell Owens10 Kavanagh6 Aldridge Burton

Frazer Stephens Kay © Pearson1 Dyson Fargher Owens7 Garnell Kavanagh110 Uji6 Burton

Fargher2 Stephens Kay © Pearson Birch Kavanagh Garnell Owens5 Frazer10 Aldridge Burton

Uji Frazer Kay © Pearson Odukomaya Birch Kavanagh11 Owens3 Garnell6 Burton Elias

Uji Kay © Fargher Pearson Stephens Odukomaya Garnell Owens10 Birch6 Elias11 Frazer

Aldridge Mahoney Kay © Pearson Kavanagh Frazer Deakin6 Owens5 Burton Uji11 Riley

Owens Grogan Kay © Dyson McGann1 Frazer Pearson5 Garnell Taylor Burton Riley

L.Owens Dyson2 Grogan Pearson McGann Frazer Morris3 Garnell6 N.Owens Burton10 Aldridge

Grogan2 Fargher Morris Pearson1 Dyson Croxton McGann8 Garnell Frazer4 L.Owens N.Owens

Aldridge Fargher Kay © Pearson1 Croxton1 Frazer Kavangh4 Morris11 Mahoney6 N.Owens Burton

Woods Fargher Kay © Croxton Dyson McGann L.Owens N.Owens Pearson3 Frazer11 Kavanagh9

Fargher Dyson Kay © Pearson Croxton1 Morgan Woods101 McGann Ryder5 Foy3 Kavanagh

Frazer Fargher2 Foy D.Woods Croxton Pearson Kavangh6 L.Owens3 Faulkner11 Burton Newbrook

Key

Name1 Player name and number of goals scored

Name Player name and CAUTION

Name Player name and DISMISSAL

Name10 Player name and number of replaced player

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Town Managers 1946 - Present Between 1946 and 1962 the club, like many, didn’t have a ‘manager’. Town officials would liaise with first and reserve team captains over team selection. Ex-local boxer George ‘Bold’ Thomas, trainer on matchday bench. 1962-63 ‘First Manager’ Pat Murphy came from Burscough with a nucleus of his team which won the Lancashire Combination Division One title for Burscough but the formulae didn’t work for Town despite financial backing of a brand new 200 seat supporters club opened by John Connelly in spring of 1962. 1963-64 Sam Cottingham came after success with Pilkington's in a move to rebalance the squad with more local players. 1964-66 Jimmy McKiernan became the club's first commercial manager and team boss after arriving from Earlestown via a successful playing career which included a spell on the North Wales circuit. 1966-68 Jackie Dewsnip, cousin of Town player Jimmy Dewsnip who along with the latter’s son Neil meant the Haydock based family served Town well over a couple of decades. 1968-71 Peter Jones took the reigns in the wake of the Northern Premier League being formed which reduced Town’s league (Lancs Combination) to one division. He moved on after three years to a position on the staff of Preston North End. 1971-77 Alan Hampson arrived from South Liverpool after a distinguished playing career at Holly Park and became a mini ‘Messiah’ as Town won the Lancs Combination title in 1972 along with the Bass Charrington and Watson trophy in quick succession. He also oversaw Town’s step into the Cheshire County League in 1975 as by then, the Lancashire Comb had become a pale imitation of its former self. 1977-79 The aforementioned Jimmy Dewsnip took the reigns after ‘Hampy’ had moved on and became the first ex Town player to become manager. He combined this with work for the Liverpool County FA with the latter eventually claiming his services after two years. 1979-80 Player manager Geoff Robinson hailed from the new overspill at Laffak where he also ran the increasingly successful ‘Starting Gate’ pub team in the blossoming new

Sunday League. Many of his squad were ‘Town’ players but the ‘conflict’ of interests was seen as detrimental to the senior club. 1980-82 Jack Prytherch had been at Wigan Athletic and he brought in players from that area including new club skipper, his sone in law, Steve Murfin. Jack’s reign saw the formation of the North West Counties League and Town’s first season was a struggle in the new league’s top flight resulting in a change in mid-term. 1982-84 Peter Rutherford. After the success of Alan Hampson a decade earlier, the Town board returned to South Liverpool again for their next appointment. Peter Rutherford was number two at Holly Park at the time but he also found it hard going in the NWCFL inaugural season and his charges only escaped relegation on a ‘technicality’. Things got a little better the following season and he bowed out just before glory arrived. 1984-87 Alan Wellens had skippered Town’s Lancs Combination title team and went on to become the club’s top appearances holder after making his debut at Great Harwood in 1966. His playing career was ended by a broken leg against Hyde in 1981 at Hoghton Road. Alan went on to Town history with the club’s historic journey to Wembley in 1987 before he and the vast majority of the FA Vase winning side sought pastures new. 1987-92 Alan Aspinall took over the mantle of manager following the departure of the Vase squad and management team having been Reserve team boss and spent a successful five seasons in charge. 1992-93 Mick Holgate presided over just one season at Hoghton Road before moving on to Leigh RMI. 1993-2002 Having previously been the manager of highly successful local league side ’Furnacemen’s Arms FC’ Jimmy McBride stepped up from his position as Reserve team boss to take the reigns of the first team for almost a decade which saw the club’s move from Hoghton Road to Saints. Took the club to its first cup final since the visit to Wembley but lost out in the League Cup and Floodlit Trophy finals in the mid 1990s. 2002-2003 John Davison and Peter King arrived from Burscough having presided over a very successful period in the ‘Linnets’ history. After a disappointing first campaign despite significant financial backing the club’s

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need to tighten the purse strings led to the pair’s departure at the start of the 2003 campaign, along with most of the squad. 2003-04 Ex-Everton professional Paul Lodge became Town manager as the club reeled from financial cuts but unfortunately his youthful side struggled at the bottom of the league and he was replaced in January 2004. 2004-05 Former Town ‘keeper Joe Paladino took over the reigns from Lodge and secured the club’s safety from relegation before going to challenge for the title during most of 2004-05. Joe resigned in March 2005 after defeat at Ramsbottom United meant Town title challenge was ended. 2005-06 Assistant to Paladino, Joe Gibiliru took over the manager’s position and presided over a period of on the field stability for the club before resigning in September 2006. 2006-07 Alex Wright, who had previously been assistant manager to Paul Lodge returned to the club as manager but his tenure was short-lived as family commitments led to him stepping down in September 2007. 2007-08 John Fletcher, Wright’s assistant, was given managerial responsibility and he steered the club away from the relegation battle with a 19th place finish at the end of 2006-7. Despite the club’s off the field problems and financial difficulties the following season saw Fletcher’s charges finish fourteenth after only one defeat in the last nine games. However, the club decided it could not wait for a repeat and an upsurge in results as the final few weeks of the 2008-09 season unfolded and Town remained rooted in a relegation spot. 2009 – 2010 Gary Bickerstaffe was appointed in March 2009 and secured the club’s safety with some ease recording six victories from the final eight games of the season. Bickerstaffe’s fine form as manager continued throughout 2009-10 with early success in the FA Cup and a League Cup semi-final spot and the thoughts of relegation put aside very early in the campaign, eventually finishing in 9th place. 2010 – Present Lee Riley steps up from assistant manager when Gary Bickerstaffe steps down at the end of the 2009-10.

Statement from Eccleshall FC Ec c l e s ha l l ma na g e r D a v e Dale tendered his resignation last mid-week but had agreed to stop on for last Saturday's fixture against Abbey Hey, a game which was postponed due to a waterlogged pitch. Dale's assistants Duncan Maydew and Mick Heath

decided to follow him. Dale, formerly Newcastle Town reserve team manager also had a short spell at Norton United before joining Eccleshall under Mark Askey, as coach. He took over from Askey when he left and has been in charge at Pershall Park for two and a half seasons. I have enjoyed what I have achieved at Eccleshall. The players have given me 100 per cent support and are a great squad for someone to take over. We have improved on the pitch and brought the club on," said Dale. "I have spent a lot of time thinking about my decision, which has been made with a heavy heart." Chairman Andy Mapperson made several enquires about replacing Dave Dale once it was confirmed he was leaving in an effort to bring somebody into the club who could realise the long term ambitions of taking the club to a higher level. There has been a great deal of effort behind the scenes this season to try and attract more long term investments into the club and a number of new sponsors have already been identified for next season. At a meeting with the players on Saturday the Chairman firstly thanked Dave Dale and his team for their efforts at the club and wished them all the best for the future. The players were then informed that Peter Hall had agreed to take over the role of manager for the remainder of the season. Whilst there was obvious disappointment at Dave Dale's departure the player's response was positive and hopefully they will respond to Peter Hall in the same way. Hall was manager of Rists United (Staffs County League) and later became assistant manager to Steve Davis at Nantwich Town before taking over as manager in 2009 when Davis left to go to Crewe. Hall left Nantwich in March 2010. Eccleshall are sure that Peter Hall, with the experience he brings to the position will enjoy success both on and off the pitch, in the short, medium and long term and are fully committed to moving the club forward.

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Half Time Teaser

ACROSS 7 Completed Everton’s ‘Holy Trinity’ midfield with

Kendall and Ball (6) 8 Mike ___, 90s striker with Burnley, Preston and

Fulham amongst others (6) 10 Classy Brazilian jockey plying his trade in the

UK, Silvestre __ _____ (2,5) 11 Had a tough introduction to international man-

agement with Wales (5) 12 World Rally Champion for the past 7 years (4) 13 Former Villain now with Stoke (5) 17 Beat Scotland at Murrayfield in 6 Nations (5) 18 Missed out with injury for Spurs’ first leg against

Milan (4) 22 From PSV to Villa to PSV for this Dutch interna-

tional (5) 23 Scored Liverpool’s 1981 European Cup Final

winner (7) 24 Paul Dickov’s Athletic (6) 25 Author of ‘Whose the B*****D in the Black?’ (6)

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DOWN 1 Southampton’s old home (3,4) 2 Former Southern Prem Rovers who are reformed

as FC in East Midlands Counties League (7) 3 Your first game (5) 4 Veteran striker appointed as Brentford’s temporary

boss (7) 5 Colour of the recent Superbowl winners (5) 6 NPL outfit AFC ____ who won the 2007/08 Vase

as Kirkham & Wesham (5) 9 Darts legend, Big Cliff ______ (9) 14 Current champion Flat jockey (7) 15 Argentinian who had a short spell at Liverpool (7) 16 Home city of the Yankees or the Jets (3,4) 19 Devon jumping track of Newton ____ (5) 20 Norwich keeper formerly of Everton (5) 21 Signed from Boro to aid the Hammer’s relegation

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Vodkat League News . . . Andy Plans Another Book

Wigan Robin Park Press Officer Andy Vaughan is appealing for help in researching his latest book. Andy, who recently completed a novel and previously wrote a book charting the progress of the Robins' first season in the Vodkat League, has teamed up with Wigan Athletic's historian Bernard Ramsdale to write a complete history of Wigan Borough FC. The book is entitled "Delight, Depression and Despair - 11 seasons of Wigan Borough FC" and will be published in October this year - exactly 80 years after Wigan

Borough went out of business and were removed from the Football League. Andy explained: "The year after Borough went out of business, Wigan's Mayor chaired a public meeting at Queens Hall in Wigan that resulted in the founding of Wigan Athletic FC. And the rest, as they say, is history. "We are looking for anybody with any programmes or memorabilia that they would be willing to share with the public, and maybe some of our older fans have memories of watching Boro! If anyone thinks they can help, they should contact me at [email protected] Player of the Month Manager of the Month Awards - January 2011 Kieran Fletcher (opposite left), and Craig Chadwick (opposite right) of Padiham Football Club are presented with their Premier Division Player of the Month and Manager of the Month Awards for January by l ea gue managemen t c ommi t t e e representative Ian Williams prior to Padiham's home game against Stone Dominoes last Saturday.

New Sponsors for goalkeeper of the Month Awards SKkits have agreed to sponsor the League's Goalkeeper Of The Month Awards for the remainder of the season. The deal includes SKkits supplying goalkeeper's gloves to the various award winners. SKkits proprietor is Ian Senior, a familiar face to many around the league who kept goal for a host of non-league clubs in a long career. Ian said: "I'm delighted to come on board as a sponsor to the Vodkat League as I have always followed the league, both due to my background in Non league football in and around

the North West, and through having many friends within the league. I already supply Ramsbottom Utd with all their kit, so it seemed a natural progression to get involved with the league and possibly more clubs. As Goalkeeping Coach at Altrincham FC, I also feel I can offer Goalkeepers a good product at a very competitive price with my Goalkeeping gloves, and jumped

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Recent Results Saturday 19th February 2011

Vodkat League 1st Division Trophy Quarter Finals

Atherton Collieries 1-1 Leek CSOB HT:1-1

Shanley(26) Day(45) Att:29

(after extra time, 90mins 1-1, Colls Won 4-3 on Pens)

Premier Division

Congleton Town 0-4 Bootle HT:0-3

Young(10) Att:141

Morgan(28)

Hay(44), Black(70)

Glossop North End 0-1 Barnoldswick Town HT:0-1

Hayton(44) Att:203

Maine Road 1-2 Bacup Borough HT:0-2

Moran(89) Cocks(14) Att:60

Bellamy(24)

Padiham 2-1 Stone Dominoes HT:2-0

Fildes(34) Marshall(62) Att:135

Geoghan(40)

Ramsbottom United 3-1 Winsford United HT:2-1

Gaskell(27) Newman(33) Att:202

Moore(45,86)

Squires Gate 2-3 Atherton LR HT:2-0

Raynolds(14) Patton(50) Att:75

Harries(37) Smith(73)

Halliwell(84)

St Helens Town 2-1 Ashton Athletic HT:1-0

Croxton(9) Dunne(80) Att:73

Woods(84)

First Division

Chadderton 3-2 AFC Blackpool HT:0-1

Curley(55) Muscroft(42p) Att:64

Hughes(58p) Baird(87)

Hayder(83)

Irlam 1-2 Cheadle Town HT:1-2

Palmer(21) Whalley(8) Att:30

McCormack(15p)

Runcorn Town 6-0 Oldham Boro HT:3-0

Anderson(33,45,70) Att:75

Wynne(36,82), Doulton

(51)

Wigan Robin Park 1-4 AFC Blackpool HT:0-1

Edwards(90p) Waddington(28,85) Att:65

Muscroft(75)

Cummings(82)

Tuesday 22nd February 2011

Vodkat League Challenge Cup Round 3

Ramsbottom United 1-2 New Mills HT:1-0

Pilkington(21) Grandison(46) Att:107

Meakin(48)

Premier Division

Alsager Town 0-4 Congleton Town HT:0-1

Hurst(43), Bryan(55) Att:79

Southern(72), Bailey(88)

Ashton Athletic 0-3 Bacup Borough HT:0-3

D.Williams(17,43) Att:36

K.Williams(34)

Barnoldswick Town 4-2 Colne HT:2-2

Jordan(20,35) Cunningham(23) Att:222

Hollindrake(89) Hayes(44)

Smith(90)

Maine Road 0-3 St Helens Town HT:0-0

Dyson(48p) Att:45

Faragher(65,71)

Stone Dominoes 1-4 Winsford United HT:0-3

Curley(77) Newman(16,25,85) Att:102

Wood(22)

First Division

Abbey Hey 0-1 Leek CSOB HT:0-1

Turner(34) Att:35

Oldham Boro 0-1 Chadderton HT:0-1

Curley(27) Att:86

Runcorn Town 3-2 Irlam HT:2-0

Wynne(29) Kelly(70) Att:84

Anderson(35) Palmer(73)

McShane(88p)

Wigan Robin Park 1-2 Atherton Collieries HT:0-1

McNally(82) Atherton(37,86) Att:66

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Tea Break Teasers Q1. Which country was the last to win the World Cup Final on penalties?

Q2. Who is the only goalkeeper to be sent off playing a full international for England?

Q3. Which Spanish club did Howard Kendall manage?

Q4. What was midfielder Jurgen Sparwasser’s famous contribution to the 1974 World Cup Finals?

Q5. Which League Two club changed their name on 1st June 2010?

Q6. With which club did Jamie Redknapp make his League debut?

Q7. Brian Deane scored the first ever Premier League goal past which goalkeeper?

Q8. Which country are the current holders of the African Nations Cup?

Q9. Which two counties participated in the infamous “Battle of Santiago” at the 1962 World Cup Finals?

Q10. Who was manager of Manchester United the last time they were relegated?

Q11. Which was the only one of this seasons Premier League teams not to have any players involved in this past summers’ World Cup?

Q12. Which club scored the least goals in last seasons Premier League?

Q13. Which former Everton player started the season as manager of Notts County?

Q14. Which League club plays at Dean Court?

Q15. Which goalkeeper was sent off in a Champions League Final?

1) Italy 2) Robert Green 3) Athletico Bilbao 4) His goal for East Germany beat host West Germany 5) Stevenage (dropped Borough) 6) Bournemouth 7) Peter Schmichael 8) Egypt 9) Chile & Italy 10) Tommy Docherty 11) Blackpool 12) Wolves 13) Craig Short 14) Bournemouth 15) Jens Lehman

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St Helens Town News . . . Toyota Helping Town’s Drive for SuccessToyota Helping Town’s Drive for SuccessToyota Helping Town’s Drive for SuccessToyota Helping Town’s Drive for Success St Helens Town Football Club is delighted to announce that Johnsons Toyota Liverpool will become the club’s main sponsor for the forthcoming season and this will see the company’s Toyota brand emblazoned on the new Town kit throughout 2010-11.

Club Chairman John McKiernan said, ‘I am delighted that we’ve been able to develop our partnership with Johnsons and this builds upon the great support they offered St Helens Town throughout last season’. Johnsons Toyota Liverpool, the Bootle based car dealership, were initially the club’s Executive Programme Sponsors for season 2009-10 and extended their support courtesy of a number of match and match ball sponsorships along with the provision of a branded car

which formed part of the club’s Player of the Month awards. Johnsons were also extremely generous in their support of Town’s Bert Trautmann anniversary celebrations in November 2009. John McKiernan said, ‘We worked extremely hard to generate a huge amount of sponsorship last season and gave considerable coverage to a large number of new sponsors via our printed and on-line matchday programmes, club website and matchday activities. We are hopeful that last year’s efforts will provide a firm foundation for future seasons. “Johnsons Toyota Liverpool have given the club a record breaking financial boost during tough economic times and we feel that it is in part a recognition that St Helens Town can play a leading role in promoting their brand across the North West.’ He added, ‘Johnsons will be undertaking a number of promotional events and product placement activities across St Helens during the coming year and St Helens Town will be prominent throughout these. It’s a fantastic opportunity to raise the profile of the club prior to our arrival at the new stadium in August 2011!’ Gareth Shone, General Sales Manager at Johnsons Toyota Liverpool said, ‘Our work with St Helens Town last season proved an ideal opportunity to expand our brand across Merseyside and we are looking forward to developing and extending our partnership so that both ourselves and the club will continue to see significant benefits’. He added, ‘We have some exciting plans for the coming season which will raise the club’s profile along with additional sponsorship monies.’

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St Helens Town Merchandise

is now available on home match days including:

Replica Shirts/Kit

Polo Shirts Mugs (glass and ceramic),

Drinks Coasters, Mouse Mats, Fridge Magnets

Calendars, Key Rings, Money Boxes,

Beanie Hats & Caps

Please note some items are limited stock but can be ordered (7-10 days)

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We are looking for

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St. Helens Town AFC Main Sponsor: Johnsons Toyota Liverpool Away Kit Sponsor: Muni-Serv Specialist Vehicle Solutions Executive Programme Sponsor: Mater Valet Playing Kit & Leisurewear Partner: Elite Industrial Supplies Ltd Honorary Presidents: Bill Foulkes & Bert Trautmann OBE Honorary Vice President: Jim Barrett Chairman: John McKiernan (07976 059404) Vice Chairman: Glyn Jones Secretary/Treasurer: Jeff Voller (07843 692695)

Full Committee: John McKiernan, Jeff Voller, Jim Barrett, Gordon McDonald, Ste Ball, Andy Langley, Steve Leather, Chris Ford and Glyn Jones. Co-opted Committee Members: Lee Riley, Phil Burton and Iain Dyson Limited Company Directors: Jim Barrett and Gordon McDonald Trustees: John McKiernan, William G Noctor and Eric Bond Commercial/Promotions Manager: Andy Langley (07850 740 894) Club Shop: Chris Ford Programme Editor: Jeff Voller Programme Contributors: Glyn Jones and John McKiernan Club Historian: Glyn Jones Club Manager: Lee Riley & Iain Dyson Assistant Manager: Phil Burton Player Coach: Iain Dyson Kitman: Brian Humphris Club Physiotherapists: Head of Junior Section: Steve Leather – 07788 762336 Record Appearances: Allan Wellens Record Goal Scorer: Steve Pennington Club Honours 1949 George Mahon Trophy Winners 1951 Lancs Comb Division 2 Champions 1972 Lancs Combination Champions 1973 Bass Charrington Cup Winners 1978 St Helens Hospital Cup Winners 1979 St Helens Comb Division 1 Runners Up 1979 St Helens Hospital Cup Runners Up 1980 St Helens Comb Division 1 Champions 1985 NWCFL Reserve Division 2 Runners Up 1986 NWCFL Reserve Division 1 Runners Up 1987 FA Vase Winners (Wembley) 1994 League Challenge Cup Finalists 1994 NWCFL Reserve Division Runners Up 1995 NWCFL Reserve Division Champions 1996 NWCFL Reserve Division Runners Up 1998 Floodlit Trophy Finalists 1999 REALCO Fair Play Award Winners 2009 Bert Trautmann Trophy Winners

Record Attendances 4000 at Hoghton Road v Manchester City 1723 at Knowsley Road v FC United of Manchester 9000 at Prescot Cables v Runcorn (Cup Final 1949) Programme Awards 1993-94 NWCFL Programme of the Year 1995-96 NWCFL Programme of the Year 1997-98 NWCFL Programme of the Year 1998-99 NWCFL Programme of the Year 1999-00 NWCFL Programme of the Year 2000-01 NWCFL Programme of the Year 2009-10 Vodkat League Premier Division Programme of the Year Wirral Programme Club National Survey 1996-97 NWCFL Programme of the Year 1997-98 NWCFL Programme of the Year 1998-99 NWCFL Programme of the Year Programme Monthly 2007-08 NWCFL Programme of the Year

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Town in Photos . . .

Town in Vodkat League Premier Division action against Ashton Athletic

last Saturday

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Vodkat League News . . . New Winsford Boss Keeps Momentum Going

New Winsford United manager Ian Street is looking for his side to put in a strong finish as they keep pace with New Mills at the top of the Premier Division. Ian stepped up to the manager's job when Chris Willcock left for Woodley Sports a few weeks back, and he is delighted to be back in a manager's job once again with a club pushing for promo-tion. "I'd had a couple of what I would call unlucky seasons at Bamber Bridge, and at Witton Albion last season I was hoping to get the manager's job there at one point. When that didn't happen, I had decided I wasn't going to be involved in football this season, but

when Chris was appointed he got on the phone and enticed me down, and I'm glad I came down. I always had an inkling Chris might leave at some point. Both Chris and myself are ambitious, we've both managed in the Unibond League in the past, and want to manage at the highest level we can. Chris asked me to go to Wood-ley with him, but when I was offered the chance to take over the manager's job at Winsford I had only one thing on my mind, and that was to get back in charge at a club again. It was a good job to carry on doing, and I had no hesitation in accepting it. It was a great opportunity for me, they are a good set of lads, and everything was going in the right direction. Normally you pick jobs up with struggling teams, but we are at the right end of the table, we've got 12 games left now and it's up to us to try and pick up as many points as we can. For the last couple of seasons Winsford have been at the wrong end of the table, and it's encouraging for the club to be at the right end of the table for a change." Although Ian is not immediately planning on making changes to the playing squad, he did make one important signing within a couple of weeks of taking over. "I've brought Kevin Birkenshaw on board to assist me as it's a tough job to do on your own. Kevin works at Stockport County as a scout and a coach so he knows his stuff and it's a great help to have him. The first week I was on my own and doing everything, and I knew I needed to get some help. I spent that first week making sure I had the right person on board with me and I'm sure I have. Kevin's enthusiasm is great and the lads have responded to him. I'm not looking to change anything on the playing side, that was one of the first things I said to the lads when I took over. I've not been on the phone checking up on new players, everyone will get the same chances as they have had all season. I've not treated it as the start of something new or anything like that, it was just a continuation. Chris and me were virtually working as joint managers anyway, although Chris had the final decision on things." Looking ahead, Ian is confident his side will continue putting pressure on New Mills at the top of the table, and is drawing on his previous experience to guide his squad through the remaining weeks of the season. "This league isn't as intense as the Evo-Stik League, although I try to get the lads thinking along those lines and put the same sort of pressures on them as they could expect if they were playing in that league. But the standard in this league is good. New Mills are a top side, and Ramsbottom, Squires Gate and Barnoldswick Town are good sides too. The games we've had against them have been good games and good contests. Talking to the managers at Ramsbottom last week they have the same view as me, they are loving it at the moment. The competition at the top of the table is interesting and it's just a case for us of trying to finish as high as we can. Looking from the outside, in the last couple of seasons I've been disappointed for Winsford with where they have been, with them having been a Northern Premier League club in the past. The ambition is there at the club, and we've not given up on top spot. After all New Mills could go on a bad run, you never know in football."

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Town Lose Star Midfielder

Runcorn Town have suffered a blow with the news that central midfielder Marvin Molyneux is leaving the Pavilions to join the Army. Marvin, who won the Division One Player Of The Month Award in September, is joining the Royal Artillery and goes off to Boot Camp training this month. Runcorn Town manager Simon Burton told the Runcorn and Widnes Weekly News: "Marvin has been fantastic for us this year - one of our best players. He has scored nine or 10 goals, which for a midfield player is pretty good with two to three months of the season left.” "He is quality on the ball too and we will miss his ability."

Town's Programme Editor Alan Bennett added: "Everyone associated with our Club wishes Marvin well and I am sure he is hoping to play some games when training is over. "He is also expecting a little addition to his family later this year, so congratulations to him."

CROSSWORD ANSWERS

ACROSS 7.HARVEY 8.CONROY 10.DE SOUSA 11.WALES 12.LOEB 13.CAREW 17.WALES 18.BALE 22.BOUMA 23.KENNEDY 24.OLDHAM 25.WINTER DOWN

1.THE DELL 2.GRESLEY 3.DEBUT 4.FORSTER 5.GREEN 6.FYLDE 9.LAZARENKO 14.HANAGAN 15.PALETTA 16.NEW YORK 19.ABBOT 20.RUDDY 21.O’NEIL

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All Our Yesterdays . . . Committee man Ste Ball recently handed in a bundle of old programmes for sale in the club shop and amongst them was a copy of the Netstretcher magazine for Autumn 1975. It contained an interesting Focus article on St. Helens Town, written by Jim Voiels, which is reproduced below, headed “Saints in need of a congregation.” The piece was written 28 seasons after the club was re-formed in the Liverpool County Combination and, at that stage, Town had just begun life in the Cheshire League. One can perhaps forgive a number of grammatical and spelling mistakes, but there are a number of statistical errors in the piece, such as the year the club entered the Lancashire Combination, which is quoted as 1950 rather than 1949. Also, Bert Trautmann played for the club during its final season in the County Combination, 1948/49 and the first few months of the initial Lancashire Combination campaign, prior to his signing for Manchester City. There may be other errors too, not obvious to me, but that should not detract from what is a compelling read. The detail is fascinating, given the circumstances in which the club found itself approaching its 30th anniversary and the context looking back now, over 35 years later. The picture of the old Hoghton Road stand, set against the backdrop of the huge Bold power station, will evoke stirring memories among our older fans. Both landmarks are now long gone, but how can one reconcile the paradox of a position of such apparent financial strength, with such a large social club with a membership of 5500 on the one hand and gates of only 150 watching the football on the other? At that point, it seemed to be only a matter of time before the club were to become established in the Northern Premier League with a high-profile manager at the helm! What went wrong - and where are the dancing girls?

GLYN JONES

Saints in need of a congregation . . . “We’ve even seriously considered installing a bookmakers on the ground . . . “said press officer Joe Roscoe, as one of many ideas to attract the missing crowds to St Helens town’s ground in Hoghton Road. The Saints face two problems with crowds. Firstly, there’s the opposition from Rugby League at Knowsley Road in the north of the town, because, although sport has been on a steep decline over the past few years, it is still the major recreation there. Football in St Helens means Rugby League even if people don’t show up on a Saturday to watch. St Helens Town’s second difficulty with drawing crowds to soccer is that the locals have become addicted to seeing sport in the comfort of their own living room on the TV screen; standing on a miserable terrace in the cold doesn’t really present a very attractive alternative. It was in recognition of this that the football club made big efforts to improve their humble stadium and it now stands as one of the most pleasant in the league, clean, tidy and a fine setting for a really lively non-league atmosphere . . . providing people arrive to fill it! But the team has never captured the imagination of the public in St Helens, who seem far more interested in visiting Hoghton Road for the gigantic social club that the team owns there. The growth of this cub is a success story in itself; since it was first constructed fifteen years ago, it has been extended three times at a cost of £100,000, to make it the largest in the non-league football. Bingo goes down a bomb, even on midweek nights inside the 800 person capacity social complex, which now has a total membership of 5,500. The social club’s high turnover has made St Helens Town a very rich club indeed by non-league standards and, as chairman Jim Chorley says, “St Helens could easily afford Northern Premier League football, once we have a team which is good enough. The committee had adamantly set their sights on the NPL and the

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. . . Netstretcher 1975 chances of them acquiring a big name to take them up there are very likely. Approaches have already been made to Bill Shankley and Tony Hateley, before the latter was signed by Saint’s close neighbours, Prescot Town. The club are currently investing £50,000 into a lounge, new dressing rooms and a sauna bath (not something one often comes across in non-league soccer!) and scheduled for the not too distant future is a set of floodlights. These would already have been installed had their erection not required a new electrical substation to be built. Financially the club has progressed in leaps and bounds since St Helens Town began in 1946 - but what of their record on the pitch? Originally members of the Liverpool County Combination, St Helens town were elected to the Lancashire Combination in 1950 where they stayed until last May, before moving up into the Cheshire League. They carried off the Lancs Combination League title in 1972, their main claim to fame, but have failed to make any impact on the FA Cup or Trophy, which are really the competitions that could boost their flagging attendance (currently lingering at 150). They have had their fair share of famous players, among them Geoff Nulty, Newcastle United’s captain and the latest ex-St Helens Town man to make the big time; others before him include Bill Foulkes, John Connelly and the well-known Bert Trautmann who played for Saints in their Liverpool County Combination days. Their present Cheshire League squad has a distinct South Liverpool flavour about it because amongst their personnel they have manager Alan Hampson, and players Bobby Rees and mike Flexon - all former team mates at the Garston outfit. Forward Mike Dietz is a man to watch, being St Helens’ most creative player and an excellent runner off the ball, whilst skipper Alan Wellands is a powerhouse in midfield and possess a remarkable record in club loyalty, having remained with his home town club Saints’ for 11 years. Wellands sustained a severe leg injury on the first day of the season at Ashton which is still keeping him out of the side, although his driving spirit has been ever present with the Saints from the sidelines since then. Town’s career in the new league has been awful, never out of the bottom six and blatantly lacking the right blend, they hit a desperately low patch at the beginning of November and slumped 5-0 to fellow strugglers Hyde United. For United it marked the start of a revival, whilst a St Helens fanatic admitted to being ‘pretty sickened’ at the way results have gone so far. The committee also are not satisfied, although they show a patient confidence in Hampson and have assured him that the cash is available if he wishes to buy players in the amazing non-league soccer transfer market. But although they are below par at the moment, only a fool would write St Helens as no-hopers. If ever a club had potential then this is it. Saints have al the ingredients to be a roaring success - situated on to of a massive catchment population, with a stable committee and excellent finances behind them they would sell out overnight if Saints tasted some real glory. As one director told me, “Once someone has been to three consecutive home games, then the habit is formed and we’ve won a supporter for life.” With the public in St Helens clearly out of favour with Rugby League this football club must surely cash in one day and believe me when they do, it’ll be the jackpot they hit. St Helens Town AFC is a club with a real future to look to. Jim Voiels (Netstretcher, The North West Non-League Soccer Review Autumn 1975)

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Around The Grounds The Silent Night Stadium - Barnoldswick Town The return to league action saw us take a first visit to the Silent Night Stadium, named after the sponsors and local factory which you pass on the route to the ground. We even saw evidence that the companies large hippo mascot had previously visited but we were alarmed by the absence of

the normally accompanying duck, maybe the pitch was a bit too wet even for a duck! The ground is quite well hidden from the main road after you come through the town of Branoldswick and once into the car park there is no sign posting to the ground entrance. Fortunately we played on a Saturday afternoon because the car park appears to have no lighting in its rural setting. Once inside the ground through the turnstile at

the car park end you enter at the bottom left hand corner of the pitch all the amenities are at this end of the ground with the ample clubhouse the first building you reach this is followed by the committee room and then the dressing room complex which are in the same building. The standing area behind the entrance goal is uncovered standing but in front of the dressing room building houses the only seats in the ground in a covered area. Advancing down the right hand touchline there is a large covered stand which appears to be made out of the kind of stones you would see in a wall on a driving in the country. The standing area behind the far goal is again uncovered and at the point just behind the goal it has to be the narrowest standing area I have seen in non-league football with it being around one and a half persons wide. This end of the ground also had a turnstile which was open on the day, not a sight seen at many Vodkat League grounds. The far side touchline approaching the car park end is again uncovered standing. The ground on the whole is quite basic but with an excellent clubhouse and decent changing rooms, it has the potential to become one of the better grounds in the Premier Division.

Overall Score 5/10

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Town Stats 2010-11 22/02/2011 League Cups Total

Player App Sub Gls App Sub Gls App Sub Gls

Aldridge Karl 17 0 0 6 2 0 23 2 0

Arnold Liam 3 1 0 3 2 2 6 3 2

Birch Peter 9 0 1 1 0 0 10 0 1

Burton Phil 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Cliff Paul 2 6 0 2 3 2 4 9 2

Croxton James 4 0 1 1 0 1 5 0 2

Deakin Mike 4 4 2 3 4 1 7 8 3

Dyson Iain 18 1 8 5 3 1 23 4 9

Elias John 14 1 0 6 1 0 20 2 0

Evans Mark 7 1 0 4 0 0 11 1 0

Fargher Mike 11 1 2 7 0 2 18 1 4

Faulkner Luke 16 1 0 9 0 3 25 1 3

Foy Franny 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 1 0

Frazer Ian 16 6 1 7 3 0 23 9 1

Garnell Dave 12 3 1 8 0 2 20 3 3

Gore Ray 4 0 0 3 0 0 7 0 0

Grogan Mike 5 0 2 0 0 0 5 0 2

Hatton Brian 4 1 1 1 2 0 5 3 1

Jarrett Daniel 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0

Kavanagh Mike 1 10 0 3 4 1 4 14 1

Kay Ben 23 0 1 11 0 0 34 0 1

Langley Mike 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Mahoney Daniel 2 1 1 1 1 0 3 2 1

McGann Chris 3 1 1 0 0 0 3 1 1

Mitchell Phil 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0

Morgan Che 6 0 0 5 0 0 11 0 0

Morris Andrew 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2 0

Newbrook Dale 20 0 0 12 0 0 32 0 0

Odukomaya Josh 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0

Owens Lee 4 7 0 4 4 1 8 11 1

Pearson Liam 21 2 13 11 0 8 32 2 21

Ryder Liam 9 5 1 6 0 0 15 5 1

Stephens Marc 15 3 2 10 0 3 25 3 5

Taylor Ricky 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0

Uji Makoto 2 0 0 0 2 0 2 2 0

White Tom 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0

Williams Aaron 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Woods Daley 10 7 9 3 2 1 13 9 10

Woods Kevin 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0

Totals 275 69 47 132 34 28 407 103 75

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Alsager Town

Ashton Athletic

Atherton LR

Bacup Borough

Barnoldswick T

Bootle

Colne

Congleton Town

Flixton

Formby

Glossop NE

Maine Road

New Mills

Padiham

Ramsbottom Utd

Rossendale Utd

Runcorn Linnets

Silsden

Squires Gate

St Helens Town

Stone Dominoes

Winsford United

Alsager T

own

2-4 2-4

1-1

0-4

0-2 0-1

1-0

2-0

3-0

2-1

0-1 0-5

Ashton A

thletic 2-4

1-4

0-3 0-5

1-3

1-2 2-3

2-4 0-2

1-3

1-3

1-3

4-1

Atherton LR

2-1

3-0

2-0

10-4

1-0 1-2

2-1

0-2

1-0

Bacup B

orough

2-1

1-0

2-2 0-1

1-3

3-1

1-1 3-0

1-1

1-1

Barnsoldw

ick Tow

n

1-0

2-2

3-3 4-2

1-2 2-4

4-0

2-0

3-2 2-1

1-1

3-0 3-1

2-2

Bootle

3-1 3-1

3-0

0-2 4-0

1-1

2-1

2-3

1-1

1-1 2-0

2-1

0-1

Colne

3-2 2-2

4-1 2-1

1-0

4-3

0-3

0-2 4-0

0-0

3-3

0-3

Congleton T

own

6-1

2-1

0-4

1-0

1-1

1-2 1-1

3-0

3-2 1-0

2-2

2-0 4-0

Flixton

1-4 3-1

1-3

2-2

4-1

3-2

0-3 2-2

5-1

2-3 3-2

3-1

Form

by 2-1

1-1

0-1

0-3 0-2

1-3 1-1

4-1

1-4

2-1 4-1

1-2

Glossop N

orth End

3-3 2-1

0-1

0-1

5-1 3-0

1-3

0-1

2-1

1-1 2-4

2-2

Maine R

oad 4-0

4-2

1-2

1-2

0-3

2-1

3-0

0-3

4-0 2-2

0-1 1-2

0-3

0-2

New

Mills

2-0 6-0

3-2

1-0

1-1 2-1

1-0

4-4

1-1

4-0

2-0

Padiham

2-0

2-3

1-1

5-3

3-0

1-1 3-1

1-2

1-3 2-1

2-2

Ram

sbottom United

1-0

1-0 3-1

1-0

3-1

2-1

1-2 1-2

5-0 2-3

2-0

3-1

Rossendale U

nited

1-2 0-2

0-3 2-4

3-4

2-0

2-0

1-1 1-1

2-4 2-4

Runcorn Linnets

2-2 0-2

2-0

1-3 1-3

2-2

3-0 3-2

1-4 1-1

2-1

0-0

0-3

Silsden

2-2 0-3

2-1

0-2 2-3

2-2

0-3

2-1 1-3

Squires G

ate 3-0

2-1 2-3

1-2 1-1

2-1 1-3

3-2 6-2

1-4 0-5

2-4 0-1

4-2

5-0

4-0

St H

elens Tow

n

2-1 3-0

0-3

1-0

2-3 3-2

1-0

3-3 2-4

3-3

0-2

0-3

Stone D

ominoes

3-6 5-0

3-2

0-5

1-2

0-5

2-1

1-3

0-0

1-4

Winsford U

nited 3-0

5-1 2-1

1-1

4-1

3-1

3-0

3-0

3-1 3-5

0-1

4-0 0-1

2-3

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Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts

1 Winsford United 30 19 4 7 70 33 37 61

2 New Mills 25 19 3 3 60 27 33 60

3 Ramsbottom United 24 17 1 6 51 23 28 52

4 Barnoldswick Town 26 14 8 4 56 31 25 50

5 Squires Gate 29 13 7 9 56 51 5 46

6 Padiham 27 13 6 8 53 39 14 45

7 Congleton Town 27 14 3 10 45 37 8 45

8 Colne 23 12 6 5 45 36 9 42

9 Bootle 25 12 5 8 49 33 16 41

10 Bacup Borough 24 11 6 7 44 31 13 39

11 Atherton LR 24 11 3 10 49 42 7 36

12 St Helens Town 25 11 2 12 49 52 -3 35

13 Flixton 27 10 3 14 53 64 -11 33

14 Maine Road 25 9 4 12 44 41 3 31

15 Runcorn Linnets 25 7 6 12 34 51 -17 27

16 Glossop North End 22 7 4 11 33 34 -1 25

17 Alsager Town 24 7 2 15 33 53 -20 23

18 Stone Dominoes 22 6 3 13 32 53 -21 21

19 Silsden 22 5 4 13 22 46 -24 19

20 Formby 20 5 2 13 33 55 -22 17

21 Rossendale United 24 2 8 14 27 58 -31 14

22 Ashton Athletic 28 4 2 22 33 81 -48 14

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Abbey Hey

AFC Blackpool

AFC Darwen

AFC Liverpool

Ashton Town

Atherton Collieries

Chadderton

Cheadle Town

Daisy Hill

Eccleshall

Holker Old Boys

Irlam

Leek CSOB

Norton United

Oldham Boro

Rochdale Town

Runcorn Town

Wigan Robin Park

Abbey H

ey

1-4

2-3

1-2 3-3

0-2

0-1

1-2 4-5

2-1

3-0

AFC Blackpool

2-1 1-2

1-0

1-0 2-0

1-1

2-1

10-2

4-0 2-1

AFC Darw

en

0-3

1-0

1-2

1-0

1-1

0-0

2-1

AFC Liverpool

1-0

0-2 1-1

5-0

3-1

1-1

4-1 1-2

2-1

Ashton T

own

2-2 0-0

3-1

1-2

5-2

1-2 2-2

1-0 2-0

0-8

Atherton C

ollieries 0-2

7-0

5-1

3-1

1-1

1-1

1-2

4-1

2-1

Chadderton

3-1 3-2

2-4

1-1

4-1

1-0 2-1

1-1

3-2

Cheadle T

own

0-4

2-5

3-4

3-0

1-0

1-0 2-3

1-1

0-4

Daisy H

ill 1-4

0-1 1-1

0-4 1-0

4-5

5-1

1-1 1-3

Ecclesha

ll

2-3

0-7 5-1

3-2

4-2

1-5

1-3

2-0 1-3

Holker O

ld Boys

2-2

4-0

3-2 1-3

1-2

2-2

8-0

Irlam

2-2

1-0

2-1 3-2

1-2 1-2

4-3 0-6

0-0

2-1

1-1

Leek CSOB

3-3

4-1 0-0

1-4 1-1

Norton U

nited 3-0

2-1

1-1 0-0

1-6

0-1

0-0

Oldham

Boro

4-3

0-2

2-1

0-1

4-0

0-3

2-2

1-3 0-2

Rochdale T

own

2-2 2-4

2-2

2-2

3-3

3-6

2-2

Runcorn T

own

5-1

4-0

5-1

9-1

2-3 3-2

4-2 2-1

6-0 6-3

Wigan R

obin Park

0-3 1-4

0-0 1-2

1-0 6-1

2-0 1-0

5-2

4-1 3-0

2-2

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1 AFC Blackpool 18 14 2 2 50 19 31 44

2 Runcorn Town (-3) 18 14 2 2 68 25 43 41

3 Chadderton 19 12 3 4 38 26 12 39

4 Atherton Collieries 18 10 3 5 44 21 23 33

5 AFC Liverpool 16 9 4 3 36 16 20 31

6 Wigan Robin Park 18 9 2 7 35 24 11 29

7 Cheadle Town 21 8 5 8 32 42 -10 29

8 Irlam 19 8 4 7 34 35 -1 28

9 Holker Old Boys 16 6 4 6 32 23 9 22

10 Norton United 15 6 4 5 23 27 -4 22

11 AFC Darwen 18 5 5 8 20 35 -15 20

12 Abbey Hey 19 5 3 11 35 43 -8 18

13 Ashton Town 20 4 6 10 26 43 -17 18

14 Leek CSOB 16 3 7 6 23 27 -4 16

15 Eccleshall (-3) 15 6 1 8 30 41 -11 16

16 Oldham Boro 18 4 4 10 24 41 -17 16

17 Daisy Hill 18 2 4 12 26 54 -28 10

18 Rochdale Town 18 0 7 11 28 62 -34 7

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The Devil is constantly challenging God to a game of football, Heaven’s Eleven versus Hell’s Eleven, but with no success. One day God is approached by Saint Peter, who explains that quite a few international footballers have passed through the Pearly Gates. “I think you should arrange to play that football match while we have so many great players available to form a winning team,” he suggests. God is persuaded and contacts the Devil to finally accept the challenge. “Why now, after all this time?” asks the Devil. “Well, Saint Peter informs me we have received so many great footballers into Heaven that we will be able to put together a winning team,” replies God, with absolute honesty. “No matter - you’re going lose,” boasts the Devil. “You sound very confident,” says God. “Don’t tell me you have lots of great players in Hell, as well.” The Devil

shakes his head. “I don’t think we have any at all,” he replies, laughing. “But we do have all the referees!” A Mexican bandit makes a speciality of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally a reward is offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas Ranger decides to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traces the bandit to his favourite cantina, sneaks up behind him, puts his trusty six-shooter to the bandit’s head, and says, “You’re under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I’ll blow your brains out.” Unfortunately, the bandit doesn’t understand English, and the Ranger doesn’t speak Spanish, but there is a bilingual lawyer in the saloon who translates the Ranger’s message. The terrified bandit blurts out, in Spanish, that the loot is buried under the old oak tree behind the cantina. “What did he say?” asks the Texas Ranger. “He said,” replies the lawyer, shrugging his shoulders, “Get lost, Gringo pig - you wouldn’t dare shoot me.” Walking along the pier on holiday, a married couple spot a sign on a caravan announcing: 'Chief Running Bear, Memory Man - all questions answered'. The husband is intrigued by the confidence of the challenge. “Come on,” he says to his wife. “I bet I can fox him.” Inside the caravan, they find a wizened old American Indian wearing full headdress. “How,” says the chief, raising his right hand in greeting. “What are your questions?” “Who won the 1938 FA Cup third round tie between Preston North End and Millwall?” asks the husband, smirking arrogantly. “Preston,” replies the chief, without hesitation. “Blimey, he’s right!” exclaims the husband, stunned. “What was the score?” he demands. “1-0,” replies the chief, instantly. “Malcolm McDermott scored in the ninetieth minute.” “Unbelievable,” says the husband, shaking his head as he and his wife leave the caravan. Many years later, for their Silver Wedding Anniversary, the couple revisit the resort and come across the same caravan, with the same sign outside. On entering, they are amazed to find the same chief sitting there, and the husband raises his right hand in a reverential greeting to the old oracle. “How,” says the husband. “It was a header,” replies the chief. Compiled and edited by John Shepherd (Sheffield FC) with cartoon by Paula Shepherd. If you have any printable jokes you would like to share with your fellow supporters, please e-mail them to me on [email protected] Come on, let’s all have a laugh.

Saint’s Alive . . .

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