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CHRISTMASCRACKER
Your dining optionsfor the festive season
SCRAMBLED EGGComedian George Egg
is cooking up a treat
SHOCK HORRORShocktober Fest
pulls out all the stopsthis Halloween
21 – 27 October 2014
FREE WEEKLY
www.thelatest.co.uk
★ ALBION ★ NEWS ★ FOOD & DRINK ★ ENTERTAINMENT ★ TV GUIDE ★
THATPASSIONFOR FASHIONFrom All Saints to Whistles, Alexander McQueento Vivienne Westwood, and lots more with up to90% off at The Pre-loved Designer Sale page 15
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04 Reviews & BookingsWhat’s hot and what’s not this week
05 Latest PeopleShocktober Fest, new Topshop store opening,‘zombie zumba’ and zebras at Gatwick
06 Latest NewsHeadlines with Frank le Duc, Tim Ridgway, and B&H City Council leader Jason Kitcat
09 Latest SportThe week in sports from Jules Breach
10 Brighton LightsLynn Ruth Miller tackles pollution; Richard’s allloved up; Guy Lloyd waxes lyrical about winter
12 Bare CheekEtiquette advice from an unlikely source
13 Celeb CityJo Brooks with the latest celebrity spottings
14 Kay TownAndrew recalls his eclectic career history
14 CompetitionsWin ‘Now That’s What I Call A Million’ CDs and The Smoke on DVD
15 Pre-loved Designer SaleHigh-end fashion at rock bottom prices
16 Christmas CrackerWhere to dine this festive season
27 HotlistRestaurants, cafes and takeaway listings
29 InterviewRomesh Ranganathan on life, laughing, and being a family man
30 Entertainment NewsWhat’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & musicin your city
34 Brighton WritesAndrew Bullock on American reality TV; TheBored Gamers are flexing their funny muscles
35 TV ListingsSeven days of TV listings
Well, the weather outside ispretty frightful, and fire is,generally, quite delightful... so maybe it’s not too
early to be considering Christmasafter all. Last year, my family playedhost to a non-Christmas-celebratingguest for the seasonal holidays, andto say they went overboard wouldbe an understatement. Suddenly,Christmas became the best storyever told, and the collective clan foundbottomless reserves of energy with which tobombard them with stockings, crackers, hottoddies and Christmas no.1’s from decadespast. One thing they particularly excelled inwas the dinner spread.
It’s never a bad time to be thinking with our bellies, especially when the focus is onChristmas dinner and the very finest festivefrivolities that this city has to offer. Residentfoodie Andrew Kay introduces ten pages of
inspiration in fine dining for a joyousNoel this issue, starting on page 16.It’s oh-so unfashionable to cook yourown Christmas dinner these days,don’tcha know, so book up early!
Also this issue, Brighton comedycircuit and festival favourite RomeshRanganathan spills pearls of wisdomon life in the funny lane, on page 29.And for savvy shoppers and designerlabel junkies the city over, the
Pre-loved Designer Sale is not to be missed ...whether you have quality items to sell or wantto bag yourself a high-end treat for a fraction ofthe retail price, see page 15 for how to getinvolved and click those Louboutin heelstogether; there’s no place like haute couture. In the words of the inimitable David Bowie;“Oooh, fashion!”
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Wednesday 22 October 2014The Loft Sessions Presents Ryan O’Reilly+ Ez StoneDoors 8pm, £5 adv / £7 on the door
Sunday 26 October 2014Rise: There will be an art exhibition upstairs,with DJs (tbc) playing music throughout theday whilst bands play downstairsDoors 3pm, £5 adv / £6 on the door
BOOKINGSTHE SELECTER Concorde 2, 28 February 2015,£16.50, 01273 673311,Concorde2.co.uk With Pauline Black and Arthur‘Gaps” Hendrickson, The Selecterhave announced a new tour tosupport their new studio album.
MIDWINTER CEILIDH WITHTHE SUSSEX PISTOLSCorn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 22 December 2014, £8/5, 01273709709, brightondome.orgThe best-loved winter knees-up on the block. With Ceilidh maestrosthe The Sussex Pistols at the helm(plus resident caller), you’ll soon be Stripping the Willow.
REVIEWSBRIGHTON COMEDY FESTIVALOPENING GALAAlways a treat, this star-studded launchto the Brighton Comedy Festival in aidof the Sussex Beacon has maintainedits reputation as a knockout start tothe festival yet again. Hosted by theimpeccable and hugely likeableAdam Hills, the line-up of RomeshRanganathan, Jo Brand, and delightfulnewcomer Elliot Steel rompedthrough the first half. The concludingsection was just as awesome, withHill’s television pal Josh Widdicombe
opening the section, shortlyjoined by Suzi Ruffell – and thenour secret headliner MichaelMcIntyre, on truly delightful form.Buy your ticket to next year’s galanow – the unmissable staple inany comedy fan’s diary.Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 10 October 2014����� Victoria Nangle
ARTHUR SMITH SINGS LEONARDCOHEN VOL. 2A grumpy old comedian re-imagining an even older andgrumpier troubadour’s work isnot the best premise to a funnight out, but Arthur Smith’sshow was both a faithful, iftongue-in-cheek, homage to‘laughing Len’ and an irreverentyet moving tribute to his mother,Hazel. Backed by a trio of talentedsinger/musician sidekicks, TheSmithereens, Cohen’s melancholicsongs were delivered convincinglybetween remembrances ofchildhood salad days, well-worndoctor jokes and Hazel’sdementia-driven pearls of wisdom.Smith also shared the hilariousnarcissism of Leonard Nimoy’spoetic endeavours in an evening oflaughs, poignancy and totallygratuitous full-frontal nudity.Theatre Royal Brighton, 15October 2014����� Steve Clements
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PERFECTLY ROSYGYPSYChichester Festival Theatre, 14 October 2014 �����
From her very first entrance Imelda Staunton nails this. It’s a great show, a thunderingly good overture, beautifully crafted Sondheimlyrics and period pastiche tunes by Jule Styne
matched with big, big numbers. The cast are, to a person, quite extraordinary and how great to seethat choreographer Stephen Mear is on top form withintelligent dance numbers that really do fit both the period and thestory, whilst at the same time pushing the company and looking brightand fresh. Kevin Whately is charming as Herbie and has a pretty decentvoice too and Lara Pulver goes from tomboy to stripper with an easy grace.
Dan Burton makes a fine Tulsa, light-footed and rich in voice, perfectin the role and three cheers for Louise Gold, Anita Louise Combe andJulie Legrand who kick ass in their big ‘Gimmick’ number. Every singlejuvenile on that stage deserves a mention but my word can GeorgiaPemberton sing and dance with high kicks that brought tears to theeyes and squeals to match. There’s so much to like about this show anddirector Jonathan Kent has recognised that by giving it to us straight, nomessing, no silly concepts but pure Broadway Gold out of West Sussex.
Finally to Imelda Staunton, an actor who more than delivers Rose,she is Rose – pushy, selfish, deluded and not just a little crazy – it was a given that she could pull all that off, and after Sweeney Todd we knew she could sing too, but how she sings Gyspsy is show-stoppinglybrilliant – this star is born, born and born over and over again.Andrew Kay
PEOPLE ‘Zombie Zumba’, Topshop/Topman flagship storeopening, Shocktober Fest, zebras at Gatwick
ZOMBIES DANCE INTO RECORD BOOKSNearly 200 zombies gathered at twilight at theTulleys Shocktober Fest Halloween attractionnear Crawley on Saturday 4 October, to set a newworld record for the largest Zumba® class ...featuring zombies!
Stuart Beare from Tulleys Farm says, “Fanslove to get into the spirit of Shocktober. We hadsome amazing costumes and make-up; theofficials counted 183 zombies dancing in theZumba® class. We’ve registered the event withGuinness World Records, but as they don’tcurrently have a category for the largest Zumba®class featuring zombies we will have to wait tofind out if Guinness recognises it!”
TOPSHOP/TOPMAN CHURCHILL SQUAREThe new Topshop/Topman flagship store atChurchill Square finally opened its doors lastweek. Excitement for the launch reached feverpitch with over 300 customers queuing for thedoors to open. The new store spans two floors,and features the store’s first personal shoppingspace in the UK outside of London.
To celebrate the launch, customers weretreated to complementary make overs and freemanicures from the Topshop Beauty experts.
Photographer: Jon Rigby
ZEBRAS AT GATWICKA champagne reception and ‘Zebra Tribal Dance’ launched the newGatwick Office of Acumen Business Law recently. Approximately270 business executives booked to attend the glitzy party, held atthe grand Gatwick Mercedes Showroom. Guests were treated to anAcumen Cash Card with £300 credit to use on legal fees, andenjoyed freshly cooked food served by ASK Italian on the night, thefun photo booth, networking opportunities, and the manyimpressive cars on display.
Three mixologists were frantically mixing cocktails throughoutthe night. But no doubt, the wow factor was delivered via the 12spectacular ‘Zebra Dancers’ in tribal face paint, who enchanted thecrowd with a surprise entrance to the sound of loud tribal drums.
Penina Shepherd, Founder and MD of Acumen Business Law,said: “A day after the event we received more than 100 messagesby email and social media from business clients and contactssaying how much they enjoyed the night. Of course the launch isjust the first step in many more ... we’ll give it our all to make it a success; hopefully we can replicatethe success we’ve had in Brighton and Hove all over again!”
SHOCKTOBER SHENANIGANSJonathan ‘Wossy’ Ross visited Shocktober Festover the weekend, and looked shocked whenhe was introduced to the Scream Park’s newfirst aid team. A big Halloween fan, he wasvisiting the Park with his family and friends.
Jonathan and his family ventured into theparks haunted attractions, including the newHorrorwood Haunted Hayride, The Tunneland the Haunted House, and was happy tostop for chats and pictures with fellowHalloween fans visiting the park. He tweeted apicture of himself with the Tulleys ShocktoberFest Scream Park zombie nurses, saying: “It was great”.
Shocktober Fest has been voted “The no.1scare attraction in the UK” in the ScreamieAwards for the past four years running, andoffers 18 ‘fright nights’ with seven immersivehaunted attractions until Sunday 2November 2014.For timings and tickets, go to:www.screams.co.uk
More than 100 childrenhave died in Brightonand Hove over the pastsix years. A little-known
official body – the Child DeathOverview Panel – reviews eachdeath. The panel must decidewhether a serious case review isneeded. It must also decidewhether a child’s death raisesmatters of concern affecting thesafety and welfare of children in the area. And whether there are any wider issues arising from an individual death or from a pattern of deaths.The Child Death Overview Panel
for Brighton and Hove has a widerEast Sussex remit and reports tothe Local Safeguarding ChildrenBoard for each area. In the pastyear it has made a number ofrecommendations to the Brightonand Hove Local SafeguardingChildren Board. Some werespecific to individual cases andhad no wider relevance.But the panel wants the
clinicians who cared for a childwho died to have betteropportunities to discuss caseswith pathologists and the coronerwhen post-mortem tests andinquests take place. It also wantsto explore how to raise the profilenationally of the benefits of breastmilk banks. The aim is to reducethe risks of babies developing
necrotising enterocolitis.From April last year to March
this year the panel was notifiedof 52 deaths of children. Of those,16 were from Brighton and Hove. Most of the deaths involvenew-born babies – those up to amonth old – with babies under a year old falling into the nexthighest age group. The stats dipuntil children reach their teenswhen the number of child deathsstarts to rise again.The panel reviewed 44 deaths
during the year – 18 werechildren from Brighton and Hove.There is always a delay betweena child’s death and the reviewtaking place although staff
sickness added to this over thepast year. The aim of a review isto determine whether a child’sdeath could have beenprevented. If so, the panel has todecide what actions, if any, couldreduce the risk of future deaths.
In Brighton and Hove the LocalSafeguarding Children Boardannual report, which waspublished last week, said: “Of the11 reviews that were completedduring the year that hadmodifiable factors nine related tobabies. Modifiable factors includedinappropriate sleepingarrangements for babies and high-risk pregnancies where there wereproblems with the obstetric andmidwifery care. All of the casesreviewed were very different andthere were no obvious patterns ortrends that could be identified.”Despite the pain of
bereavement, parents have takenpart in most of the reviews of child deaths beyond the neonatalperiod over the past year. Amongother things, they providefeedback on the services that they and their children received.The safeguarding annual
report also covered wider childprotection issues for the 50,000under-18s living in Brighton andHove. It covers the first full yearsince the former Brighton andHove police chief Graham Bartlettbecame the independentchairman of the safeguardingchildren board. The report said:“While it is not possible to knowevery child at risk in Brighton and Hove due to the oftenduplicitous and secretive nature of abuse and neglect, keepingchildren safe will always be our number one priority.”The report said: “Many groups
of children in Brighton and Hoveare vulnerable.” It highlightedsome groups that wereparticularly so. They includedthose subject to or at risk of childsexual exploitation, those missingfrom home, education or care,trafficked children and those who have been privately fostered.Mr Bartlett’s report is as
diplomatic as those of hispredecessor, Alan Bedford, whocame from an NHS and social workbackground. It recognises the waythat Brighton and Hove CityCouncil social workers are liaisingmore closely with Sussex Policeand NHS clinicians. But it flags up concerns too. Some related to information sharing andmanagement oversight. MrBartlett has promised greaterscrutiny in the current year as he strives to make sure ourchildren – especially the mostvulnerable – stay safe.
Some 270 households in the cityare receiving food parcels from the 13 food banks in and aroundour city. This compares to abouttwo food banks in July 2012.The growth in food banks has
been well-documented, and is inpart due to many residents facinggrowing debt, low wages, insecurejobs, and cuts to benefits. Peopleon low incomes don’t often havethe buffer of a savings account tohelp pay for emergency expensessuch as a new washing machine or needing a new school uniform,and as a result it’s often the foodbudget that has to give.This kind of food poverty is
caused by underlying financialissues that we’ve been trying toaddress through developing acommunity banking partnershipcalled Moneyworks. There is amoney advice line (01273 809288)for residents experiencing financial difficulties, where theycan find out more about helpavailable across council and third sector services. This partnership includes charity
organisations such as the CitizensAdvice Bureau and Money AdviceCommunity Support Service, aswell as community hubs like theHangleton & Knoll Project andWhitehawk Inn. Importantly theFood Partnership is also involvedin ensuring that Moneyworks isable to help residents find outabout short-term emergencysupport as well as long-term help with food issues such asgrowing clubs and lunch clubs.Already many of the calls to
the helpline have been aboutresidents in urgent need of helpwith food so it’s clear it’s a majorissue. However food poverty can’tbe tackled in isolation and it is a symptom of residents havingwider financial problems. It’sessential that addressing access to affordable and healthy foodcontinues to be a key part of theadvice and support available toour many residents strugglingthrough financial difficulties. We’ll continue doing what we
can despite growing need, andongoing government cuts towelfare and council budgets.
Dozens of children have died in Brightonand Hove over the past few years andexperts have been trying to learn lessons
Brighton and Hove City Council leaderJason Kitcat on the city’sincreasingneed for food banks
Modifiable factorsincludedinappropriatesleepingarrangements forbabies and high-risk pregnancieswhere there wereproblems with the obstetric andmidwifery care
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JOBS BOOSTWe’re leading the way – at leastwhen it comes to jobs. Recentfigures have shown Brighton andHove has ridden the recession and smashed its job creationtarget for the past three years.
The number of jobs createdduring this time has risen by9,400 – way above its 6,000 target.
The figures make the city 38thout of 380 for growth in GreatBritain with the digital, financialand tourism sectors singled out for praise.
POOR TAXNew plans are set to take £5 out of the pockets of some of thepoorest residents in Brighton andHove. As part of a crackdown onpublic spending, the governmentis reducing the amount of money it sets aside to help people pay council tax.
Brighton and Hove City Councilhas so far been able to subsidisemuch of the funding gap. But asthe spending squeeze continues,the local authority is now tellingresidents it must make changes by 2015/16.
A consultation is now ongoingwith details on the councilwebsite.
KING ALFREDThe saga of the King Alfred leisurecentre site has rumbled on fordecades. But, after years ofwaiting, could this be about tochange? Council chiefs are now
advertising for developers to comeforward to redevelop the seafrontsite in Hove.
With hopes for a leisure centreand hundreds of homes, there isstill a lot up for discussion. Thisweek Hove MP Mike Weatherleywill present a petition calling for a 50 metre pool to be includedin the plans.
It will be a few months beforewe see if his idea are included in the firm proposals.
GREEN DREAMBrighton and Hove has long been a place where the greendream has thrived. And nowhere is that more evident than in ourown homes.
Every year, Eco Open Housessees homeowners open their frontdoors to the public so visitors canfind out about green technologiesand how they too can reduceenergy bills.
The launch of this year’s eventtakes place this weekend – it’s well worth checking out.
CHARGES PARKEDMuch celebration in Worthing as a trial to slash parking to £1 anhour in its car parks has beenmade permanent.
Town hall bosses said thechanges had brought morebusiness to the town, as well as raising more money.
I have asked if Brighton andHove would consider somethingsimilar – the answer? Not likely ...
This week’s headlines from across the city
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THEATRE DREAMWhen one Brighton resident foundout he was dying of pancreaticcancer, he had only one thing onhis mind – creating an open-airtheatre in a city park.
Now a year after Adrian Buntingpassed away, his friends havefinally got planning permission tomake the dream become a reality.
Work on transforming theformer bowling green in DykeRoad Park will start in the coming months.
BARBER SHOP CHOIRBarber Peter Joannou gave hisclients something extra for theweekend – a swinging, singinghaircut in aid of Stand Up ToCancer.
Peter, who runs Peter JoannouMale Grooming on Middle StreetBrighton, is also a singer. And thisweekend he combined the twoskills to raise money for the CancerResearch UK/Channel 4 Stand UpTo Cancer campaign.
Peter, who specialises in Swingand the Great American Songbook,serenaded as he shaved andcrooned as he cut.
Customers could even requesttheir favourite song – HairyConnick Junior went down a treat...
LIFTING THE FA CUPSussex footballers achieved alifetime’s ambition by lifting the FA Cup. Sadly it was not due toWhitehawk producing a giant-killing shock on the hallowedWembley turf.
The trophy was in town aheadof the team’s game againstChelmsford City – and even thecity’s mayor Brian Fitch joinedthose in lifting the cup.
Sadly the dream of a cup run for the team from East Brighton is over for another year after they were defeated in a replay.
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The Tremendous Tipis atBrighton Music Hall onBrighton beach pop up fortheir second season, offering
the most unique party venue.Set in the wonderfully restored
Victorian arches, Brighton MusicHall serves up quality live music,drinks and food on its huge, heatedbeach terrace below the GrandHotel on the former Gemini site.
Whilst packed throughoutsummer, this fantastic space waswasted during the winter. Havingsearched for a solution, Steve theproprietor finally stumbled acrosssome amazing tipis. Steve says, “It
was a grim February afternoon, buton entering the tipis the world wastransformed into a warm, magicalplace. The streets outside wereempty, yet inside the tipis the spacewas filled with laughter andcelebration. I knew I had to bringthem to Brighton beach.”
The Brighton Music Hall‘Tremendous Tipi’ made its debutfor Christmas 2013, and was aphenomenal success with allChristmas parties selling out. The tipis host private and publicevents with up to 250 peoplestanding, and boast a bar, dining,a stage for live entertainment and
a dance floor lit by a huge discoball. With open fires at theentrance, festoon lighting and aretro caravan photo booth, it feelslike the Christmas circus hascome to town.
For Christmas, The SnowQueen and her fire breathing trollsinvite you to up her Ice QueendomRoyal Yuletide MasqueradeBanquet and Ball, for an evening ofdancing, decadence and desire.Also on offer will be the Christmas
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the Brighton and Hove area afterpicking up the British andInternational Masters titles. We'vealso met up with Oli Thompsonwho will also be involved in theFright Night event, so to find outmore about the guys, you cancheck out the video footage on ourLatest Sport Youtube page:http://m.youtube.com/user/LatestTV.
Also, to recap a few things fromlast week, some of you may havecaught our Matchday Breakfastspecial - which was also a doublecelebration for our Joseph'sbirthday! There was a lot of cakeeating and far too much fun andgames to call it 'work'! If youmissed the show, they also hadfootballer Sergio Torres on, who'sbeen a friend of the Latest Sport
Hey everyone! What havewe learnt since lastweek? Well, not that it'snews to you, but the
international break is never themost thrilling, is it? We here atLatest Sport are excited that we'renow back to watching some reallyexciting football; after all, there'snot many things in life better thana Super Sunday. Ok, slightexaggeration, but in other words -we've missed the beautiful game.
Brighton were back in action athome against Middlesbrough atthe weekend, a match that waseagerly anticipated due to thefootball drought. Middlesbroughmanager Karanka has provedhimself so far as a brilliantchampionship manager, and it'sno surprise being a student ofJose Mourinho. I write this articleprior to the match, so I'll just takea stab in the dark here and say it'llbe a 1-2 win to Boro. I'm worriedthis could upset Brighton fans,however, my dad is aMiddlesbrough fan, so I think I'drather not upset him. After all, mybirthday is coming up and I wanta decent present. Hopefully, I'll be
proved wrong with that score line,and in next week’s mag I can makeanother rubbish prediction.
To keep ourselves occupied inthe last week, the boys here atLatest Sport have been buildingthe excitement leading up toCrusader Events’ first big event atThe Hilton Brighton Metropolehotel on Friday 31 October. Wewill of course be there to captureall the action, blood, sweat andtears on the night, but in themeantime, we've been getting toknow some of the boxers that'll befighting on the night.
So far, we've caught up withsome of our home grown talent,including Marcus Eaton - a superdedicated boxer with an unbeatenrecord and a 25% knock outpercentage. He's bound to put onan entertaining fight.
We also spent time getting toknow Eli Green - with a brutalrecord of five wins in five, two ofwhich were stoppages in the firstround. This guy is sure to make amassive impact in the ring.
Lloyd 'lightning bolt' Ellett isanother of the boxers we've metwith, who has a huge fan base in
IT’S A KNOCKOUTThe Latest Sport team play fisticuffs with someof Brighton’s best: Jules Breach has the gossip
team for a while. Now playing forlocal team Whitehawk, Torres toldus about a few highlights of hiscareer, one of which was playingat Old Trafford when his thenteam, Crawley, faced Man Utd inthe FA Cup. He even managed toswap shirts with Michael Carrick!Nice! On this week just gone'sMatchday Breakfast, I was hostingwith some very exciting guests ...to celebrate the Brighton ComedyFestival, we thought we'd involvesome comedians to lighten themood, and I've got to say, I haven'tlaughed that much on the show ina long time. I'll tell you morestories about that next week.
Til then sports fans!Jules Breach xx
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It turns out that Robert Frostwas a lot wiser than wethought. A London researcherdiscovered that we could
reduce the amount of pollutionwe breathe by half if we walk onempty streets and desertedneighborhoods. In fact, almost9% of all deaths in the Londonarea are caused by pollution. Ifwe want to stay healthy, the trickis to creep around the dark alleysand tiny garden paths where noone else goes. It might takelonger, but will add years to ourlives, so we can spare the time.
I wish someone had told mymother that. She was the onewho warned me never to walkanywhere at night if thestreetlights were not blazing mytrail. It was she who cautioned meto tread the crowdedthoroughfares lest I be mugged,robbed or molested. And, goodgirl that I was, I obeyed.
The trouble was that as I gotolder, I walked less and less anddrove more and more …breathing in car exhaust, motorfumes and traffic effluvia not tomention dust, dandruff and human breath. When I did walk, I neverstrayed off the beaten path for fear that some unknown ‘something’would jump out of somewhere and demolish me. If research is right,my lungs are so blackened with tar, dust and particles of god onlyknows what, that it is a miracle I am alive.
Such are the hazards of city life. I did live in the country for a short period of time in the late seventies. It
was in rural Texas, and I have to say that my lungs were clear as a bellbecause I was breathing fresh, unpolluted air. However, country air hasunexpected dangers of its own; there was a place called The Blue Holewhere the air was drenched with marijuana, and one inhalation couldnumb my mind for days. In Texas, we purged our souls and aired out ourventricles by singing gospel - when we filled the air with the grace of thelord, it seemed to balance the effect of the pot we mainlined all day.
The year I was in Texas, the heat was so intense that I madebreakfast by boiling water on the front step and frying eggs and baconon my threshold. I never once lit a stove or dirtied a pan, but I ate a lotof dirt and gravel. We lit nightly bonfires in those days and inhaledsmoke from tobacco, cannabis and rotten logs.
Still, I have to say, in Texas as in most of the USA, a lot more of us diefrom bullets than we do from pollution. In the UK it is the other wayaround. Which all goes to prove that if one thing doesn’t kill you,another will. “Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”- Robert Frost
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a dog and, most probably, apeople carrier.”
I often feel that the BrightonLights crew are like an old marriedcouple. We kiss, we argue, we makeeach other laugh and we makeeach other cry. We smoke, we drink,and we cook each other meals.
William (Brighton Lights’ director)made me a delectable meal ofmicrowaved frozen cheese on toast,garnished with rocket, quiterecently. It was simply delicious.Coincidentally, William actually gotmarried a few weeks ago … Ithought something was differentwhen I saw him driving around inan Espace. Nonetheless, much likeany long-term relationship, thegood times outweigh the bad ten-fold. I love everything aboutBrighton Lights; the crew, thepresenters, the set, the VTs, theguests. I even still like the themetune, and I must have heard it overa thousand times. (OK, I might havemade that last bit up.)
We’ve now got a brand spankingnew set, Lou Merlin is a genius! It’sgot beautiful strips of differentcoloured oblong fabric against the
Lynn Ruth Miller poses a solution to the problem of pollution
What’s the best way totell someone you’recompletely in lovewith them? A hushed
whisper in their ear telling themthey can have the last FerreroRocher round your parentshouse at Christmas? Areassuring grab of their thighwhilst taking off and landing onthe airplane? An encouragingprod down the flumes? Or is itsimply sitting through rubbishTV like Made In Chelsea andpretending you like it?
No, it’s not any of them. Girlsthese days expect all of that –especially about the rubbish TV.Oh, I know … it’s asking them tomarry you! What better way totell someone you love themthan telling them you want to bewith them every second of everyday, and every second of everynight? Shared bank accounts! In-laws! People carriers!
It’s a glorious moment inanyone’s life to happily say“I’m getting married. I’m goingto spend the rest of my life withsomeone and buy a house and
Richard Shayler: sometimesTV is a little like a marriage ...
LOVE BUGSIf we want to stayhealthy, the trick isto creep arounddark alleys
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THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFULGuy Lloyd waxes lyrical about winter
November and December, I blossominto an out-of-season daffodil.
I don’t know whether it’s aSagittarian thing, but for someonewho likes to socialise all yearround, I am at the top of my gamearound this time. I embrace thesocial rules which seem to bend alittle at this time of year. Namely,you can eat and drink as much asyou like. Because, its winter, you’reprobably a little depressed just bythe sheer lack of light, and youbloody well deserve it.
I also love parties. I organise one
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Well that was a goodsummer, eh? That bigyellow thing stuckaround for longer than
usual and at one point, I was indanger of getting a serious tan. AndI still like to hold on to the ‘paleand interesting’ indie kid look I’vehad since my teens. Since we’vemoved to the rolling hills ofHollingbury, we’ve been able toenjoy a garden with barbecues andlong summer evenings.
Some nights, I would just sit outand watch the stars, because that’swhat you do when there’s no pubsin walking distance and even the24-hour Asda has closed up for thenight. I love the summer, andhaving lived in Sydney for five yearspreviously, I’ve been spoilt by it inthe past. However, a strange thinghappened when I lived in Australia.I missed winter. I actually missed sixmonths of darkness.
If you’ve lived abroad but alwayshad that strange pining for home inthe back of your mind, you’llprobably know why. It’s because,given the right mindset andattitude, and enough mulled wine -winter rocks.
Now, don’t get me wrong. Winteris my least favourite out of the bigfour. It is the Monday of seasons. It isthe season we dread and can’t waitto see the back of. But let’s look atthe positives: for me, between
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varying degrees of size, but it’ssomething I decided to do a longtime ago and will probably do untilmy dying day. I enjoy organisingthem and I love being around thepeople I love before everyonedisappears for christmas. Ah yes,the ‘C’ word. I’ve said it.
I never really liked christmas,but then I became a parent andthat all changed. Now I love it. AndStatus Quo play the BrightonCentre every December; anotherreason to love winter.
Cosy nights, open fires, snowballfights, the football season, goodtelly, happy children, Januarysales, silly hats, cuddling up in bed,colds good enough to call in sickand watch that box set ... the listgoes on.
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birth and I wanted to present her with a small gift for the child.
Now, in my day anappropriate gift would havebeen a silver spoon or mug, orperhaps a charm bracelet, but itoccurs to me that such itemsmay not be regarded as ‘with it’or ‘fashionable’ these days.
If this is the case, can youplease inform me as to whatwould be proper.
Lillian Cross, Hove.
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Thankfully, a spoon, mug or bracelet are still acceptable gifts, at least in my neck of the woods, but other items are, these days, equallyacceptable. Debrett’s provides the following list of items:
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Once deemed “the mostdangerous man in America”, the notorious Harvardpsychologist and LSD evangelistwould holiday on alternate years at the old Butlins’ Ocean Hotel, in Saltdean.
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The famous music hall turn, one-time host of Sunday Night At The London Palladium, andwearer of the stupidest hat yetdonned, once played an entiresummer season at the West Piertheatre. Somewhat unusually, this followed its closure in 1975.
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Once looked at a couple of flats in Hove with a view to buy.
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It’s been a funny old career. Imean very few people couldlist as many odd jobs as I havetaken on; maybe lots of jobs,
but pehaps not so varied.I’ve worked in a hardware store,
a supermarket and a greengrocer’sshop, I worked as a waiter then achef, and then I studied graphicart. I then worked as a designer,and an art director and a creativedirector in publishing, magazinesand video (best not to dwell onthat video).I also worked as a private chef
and had a small catering business.I worked in theatre as a designerand later as a critic, too. Then Istarted to write, here first, andthen a novel and then a play.Diversity I guess, or a lack ofdirection, or focus – you decide.
Ah yes, did I mention that I wasa clown? Yes, for a short time Iattended circus school in Londonand in Paris, and yes I did perform.I even ended up with my picture ina book about clowns. It was ashort lived career, but one that Iloved and one that cured me ofbeing shy. Yes I was once rathershy – not now, I know.
I mention this because I had amessage from an artist friend a fewdays ago about an event that he isholding in Brighton. Jake Spicer isa very talented young man, hisdrawings and paintings are superb,but he is also motivated andcreates great life-drawing events.This is his latest, The DrawingCircus, which will merge drawingand theatre in an innovative newevent at The Old Market.
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I must at least try to get alongand combine three of my pastlives; drawing, clowning and ofcourse, theatre.The event is part of the Big Drawand tickets can be bought via thewebsite www.draw-brighton.co.ukor the Old Market box-office. For more information about The Drawing Circus, visitwww.thedrawingcircus.co.uk or twitter @DrawingCircus.The Old Market, Sunday 26 October,2pm-8pm, £25 (£15 students).
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The Drawing Circus, a not-for-profit organisation of artists andmodels, take over the entire OldMarket Theatre for a promenadestyle, theatrical drawing event set in the main theatre and in the rooms below the building. As nights become longer and thedays darker, The Drawing Circuswill conjure up the story of acircus murder in still poses, to be drawn by the audience.Jake Spicer said: “The Drawing
Circus have always used Octoberas an opportunity to push theboundaries of the conventional lifedrawing class, previously puttingon events for White Night and theBig Draw national drawing festival.This time around, the GrandDrawing Circus will live up to itsname with 18 models posing and a live band playing speciallycomposed music throughout.”This isn’t just an event for
people who can draw; it’s foreverybody. The Drawing Circushas a long history of encouragingcomplete novices to pick up apencil, so if you’ve alwayswanted to give drawing a go, here is your chance. The DrawingCircus will be open to anyoneaged 16 and over and for peopleof all drawing abilities.
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T he Preloved Designer Sale is a massive one off event thatcomes to Brighton just twice
a year, and it’s back for one week at the end of October. With athousand items at every sale, we’retalking more labels than you canshake a designer handbag at!There’s Whistles to Westwood, All Saints to Alexander Mcqueen,Chanel, Isabel Marant, Mulberry,Christian Louboutin and lots more,all at bargain prices. ThinkSelfridges on a shoestring, with upto 70-90% off your favourite names.
If you like browsing rails ofhandpicked clothes searching forthat ultimate one off bargain, this is the place for you. Plus, you toocan make some cash by selling theclothes you no longer wear. Fromthat impulse buy you’ve never wornto the dress you can no longersqueeze into, or the unwantedpresent, turn those unworn clothesinto cash by selling them thisOctober. The Preloved DesignerSale is a large one off event, and itmust be the simplest and quickestway to sell the clothes you nolonger wear we’ve ever heard of.
Katie Carne, an ex-TV producer,set the sales up a few years agowith the intention of creating anexciting place to shop, but also a
easy place to sell the clothescluttering up your wardrobe. Katiesays: “We wanted to make it ashassle free as possible. The reasona lot of people never get round toselling their clothes is because it’sall a bit of a chore and they neverfind time in their busy schedules,so we’ve set up these sales to makeit as simple as possible.”
So here’s how it works. Clearyour wardrobe of the pieces youdon’t wear, take them down to theThistle Hotel the week before thesale (collection dates below) wherethey will be priced with yourself
and the team. They then go intothe weekend sale, and the followingTuesday you get your money andany clothes back that didn’t sell.They accept high end high street todesigner, and take womenswearfrom clothes (including coats) toshoes and boots, accessories andbags, and they are currentlycollecting for autumn/winter.
Katie says: “The thing we hearover and over again from clients is how much they love the quickturnaround. One week they bringthe pieces in, the next week theyhave the cash.” It’s a great way ofrevamping your wardrobe andmaking some money to go buynew items you are actually going towear! An item might not be rightfor you now, but it will be perfectfor someone else. People makehundreds – some thousands – ofpounds in just one weekend.
And with a client list thatincludes celebrities and girls who
work for the big fashion houses,the weekend sale has somethingfor everyone. Katie says: “Since weare a large event as opposed to asmall shop, we can fit in moreitems, so it means you are morelikely to find something that takesyour fancy and fits. Hardly anyoneever leaves empty handed asthere’s something for everyone.”
Kicking off with a Friday nightshopping evening on 31 October,it’s a haven of designer items. Plus the final day is reduction day,where many pieces are reducedeven further, so if you’ve seensomething you like but didn’t buyit, it might be worth going back.Happy shopping! The Preloved Designer Sale is heldon Fri 31 Oct 6pm-9pm, Sat 1 Nov10am-6pm & Sun 2 Nov 11am-4pm,Thistle Hotel, Kings Road, Brighton.To sell clothes, drop off is from Tues28 Oct - Thurs 30 Oct, 10am-5pm.www.preloveddesignersale.co.uk
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T ired of Christmas? You mustbe tired of life! I love it; I lovethe parties, the shopping, the
gifts, the games, and I love thefood. For me, Christmas would notbe complete with a snowball filledtumbler with a maraschino cherry,a box of dates, orange and lemonslices, chocolate liqueurs, figs,tangerines (whatever happened totangerines?) and an occasionalglass of sweet sherry. Oh yes, andturkey. Tired of turkey? Well to behonest I’m no great fan of turkey,although out of a sense of traditionI do like to do the full turkey dinnerthing at least once; you cannotbeat a good stuffing, can you,although I do eschew that sillyAmerican cranberry sauce ... or‘jam’ as I like to call it.
To be frank, a turkey dinner isoften best eaten out. It’s a mind-blowing faff to get right at home, itfills the house with steam, and canso so easily go wrong. That is myoverall tip; let someone else dothe turkey!
We have plenty of other tips thisweek for your festive partying, fromthe strictly traditional to theadventurous, from lunches and
dinners to full on, blowout parties –and back again, often in the weesmall hours of the morning,slumped in the back of a cab with aparty blower drooping from yoursatisfied grin.
At Christmas, I love to see whatall of my foodie friends at the fineend of the dining scale have tooffer, and this year there are somereally great menus to choose from.At Drakes I see that chef AndyMackenzie has some amazingtreats in store. I particularly like theidea of his chestnut soup withsmoked goose dumplings, andthat’s just for starters.
At Graze, I would kick off with theBloody Mary with brown crab andalmonds before heading throughtheir seven course platinum menuto the venison, berries, beetrootand raw chestnut, and I woulddefinitely be going for theirmatched wine option too.
At The Foragers I can always findsomething local and seasonal totickle my taste buds, and this yearit’s the pan roasted partridge breast,confit partridge leg, pearl barleyrisotto, pickled enoki mushrooms.
Always top of my list for a big
party at any time of the year isDonatello, they simply get it rightwith good service, good food andgood value, and to my way ofthinking their Tacchino Milanese isa great way to cook turkey.
In recent years, Chilli Pickle has taken the culinary world by storm winning so manyaccolades. Their Christmas menu is yet to be announced, butthere is no doubt that Chef AlunSperring and his team will bedishing up some fiery festive fareto set you alight with delight.
Our very own Latest Music Barwill once again be offering partiesto suit all pockets with deliciousbuffets and live entertainment – at LMB it’s party, party, party!
I’m a big fan of Breeze Brasserieand have in the past taken theLatest team there for an excellentChristmas lunch. Warm, friendlyand generous, Breeze is a greatchoice and great value.
Terre à Terre continues to wowthe world with their extraordinarilygreat vegetarian cooking, and atChristmas they do it all withouteven a sniff of turkey. But no needfor alarm, no doubt head chef
Matty Bowling will be conjuring up some seasonal dishes thatincorporate traditional ideas and seasonal flavours.
Brighton Rocks is under newownership and shaping up reallywell, with a spanking new menu ofclassic dishes, platters and smallplates. With craft beers and greatcocktails this is an ideal party venuethat offers a private space for yourparty, too.
Bali Brasserie in Hove, a longstanding venue serving deliciousBalinese buffets, is always a greatspace in which to celebrate at anytime of the year, but at Christmasit is extra special. As is the annualice-rink by the Royal Pavilion,where you can fall flat on yourbottom on the ice and cheeryourself up with something to eat and drink afterwards.
If you fancy a ride through thefrosty Sussex countryside, thenhead out to the Talbot at Cuckfieldwhere from 1 December they willbe offering a traditional Christmasmenu for only £24.95 for threecourses, not forgetting thecrackers! Ah yes, it is, after all, allabout those crackers.
The top tip is to get booking, asall the best venues sell out prettyfast. I’ve already booked forChristmas day – well, I’m past all theeffort of shopping and cooking myown turkey – and no, it’s a closelyguarded secret where I will be!In advance ... seasons greetings!
Andrew Kay takes a look at this year’s seasonal party offerings
Foragers“While many pubs aretrying to serve up localgrub with a seasonal twist,The Foragers have gone astep further. Several steps,in fact,” says Mimi Spencerof The Observer.
Over the last eight years,the team at this Hove gem have stubbornly stuck to their philosophy ofusing only the best local produce, and this commitment is still beingacknowledged. The Foragers team have been winners at the SusssexFood & Drink Awards (Best Eating Experience) and at the Brighton andHove Food & Drink Awards (Best Food Pub).
Over the festive period, The Foragers aim to exceed expectations oncemore. Their superb Christmas menu for groups of six or more is greatvalue at £28 per head for dinner, or, even better, they are offering an earlyweek promotion from Monday to Tuesday of £22.50 for the same menu.The promotion ends 17 December and conditions apply.
This pub has been a trailblazer in both sustainability and fine pubgrub, and is therefore a must for all festive foodies. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU 01273 733134 / www.theforagerspub.co.uk
Breeze BrasserieAward winners Breeze Brasserieknow how to put on a fine festivefeast, and one that will not breakthe bank. At £16.95 per person itticks the right box for price, but aclose look at the menu revealsthat it ticks those food boxes, too.
Hearty roasted carrot andparsnip soup is a fine winterwarmer, and a great option forvegetarians, whilst prawn cocktailor duck pate have a delightfulseasonal feel. For mains, thetraditional roast turkey is stuffedwith walnuts and sage, chickenbreast is topped with bacon andcheese, and a wild mushroomrisotto cake comes with a creamedparmesan sauce, spinach andpoached egg.
Of course there is a Christmas pud, but also Banoffee pie or even icecream if you are needing to loosen that belt – and you may well. Breezeare not in the habit of serving dainty portions! There’s plenty of optionsfor all. The wine list is well priced too, with house wines for £14.95 andthe house champagne a modest £39.50.
With a friendly welcome, great service and smart interior they havespace for parties of all sizes, large and small, at both lunch and dinner.Breeze Brasserie, 98 Trafalgar Street, Brighton, BN1 4ER 01273 693377 / breezebrasserie.co.uk
DrakesCelebrate this year’sChristmas party in style atDrakes, Brighton’s topboutique hotel. Drakes isall about sophisticatedfine dining in an ambienceof relaxed glamour, withexcellent service and morethan just a hint of fun.
Tables from 2 to 20 can be reserved in the restaurant, or for largergroups book the whole restaurant for a private, fun filled Christmas party.To add that extra special touch to smaller parties, the private dining roomcan be reserved for groups of up to 12 people. This includes the services ofa designated waiter, and with no additional hire charge, makes this optionall the more appealing!
Arrive at the hotel early for aperitifs or a chilled glass of champagne inthe fabulous sea front reception bar, before making your way down to theaward winning restaurant at Drakes. Having once again achieved thehighest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2015 Good Food Guide, thecreative menus and impeccable dishes of Chef Andrew MacKenzie arecertainly set to impress.
Why not make a night of it? As the bar is open all night for hotel guests,the celebrations can continue until late, then just mosey up to one of thebeautiful hotel rooms for a great night’s sleep. It certainly beats worryingabout missing the bus or queuing for a taxi to get you home!
The three course Christmas party lunch menu is £30 per person, and thedinner menu is £40 per person. For inspirational fine dining ... when onlythe best will do. Contact the restaurant team to book your table now.Drakes Hotel Brighton, 43-44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE01273 696934 (option 2)w. www.therestaurantatdrakes.comw. www.drakesofbrighton.come. [email protected]. [email protected]
MetrodecoMetrodeco might have a reputationfor its tea, cake and afternoon teas,but it is not widely known that wealso serve alcohol and do a mean‘tea cocktail’ – very much laced withbooze!
If you want a smaller venue with amore intimate feel that gives a nodto the 1930s, then book your partywith us. We are not short onatmosphere and can provide festivebuffets or delicious canapés for yourevening party. For daytime, ourfestive afternoon tea puts a new twist on this classic treat and can be takenwith a tipple or two - it is Christmas, after all. We can cater to yourrequirements and prices start at as little as £12 per person.
We will be serving mulled wine and winter warmers, both ‘tea’total andnot. So come and let your hair down - your secret is safe with us.Metrodeco, 8 Upper St. James’ Street, Brighton, BN2 1JN01273 677243 / www.metro-deco.com
DonatelloBuon Natale! Celebrate Italian stylethis Christmas, at Donatello orPinocchio, two great restaurantswith something to offer everytaste, budget and party size.
The restaurants are located incentral Brighton and offer a choiceof delicious set or a la carte menuswith a fabulous selection of winesand champagne. At Donatello andPinocchio, the festive menus startwith a delicious two-course optionfeaturing Italian favourites, whichinclude pizzas and pastas for anextremely reasonable £8.95,including crackers and streamers.
Bring the whole family to enjoythe Donatello Winter Wonderland,a fantastic, fully interactivemagical Christmas display outsidethe restaurant. Featuring an 8ftsinging teddy bear and swayingreindeers, the display is sure todelight all ages.
Also at Donatello, for parties of50 plus we can recommend variedentertainment to help your partygo with a swing, and if you reallywant to ‘push the boat out’ thisChristmas we can discuss our VIPmenus with you.
Bookings are now being taken for Christmas 2014 at Donatello andPinocchio, with group bookings for between 10 - 250 people. We hopeyou will join us for your Christmas celebration this year!Donatello, 1-3 Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ
Pinocchio, 22 New Road, Brighton, BN1 1UFPlease call us on 01273 771190 between 9am-5pm (Monday to Friday) for any bookings/enquiries, or view our Christmas menus online: www.donatello.co.uk/www.pinocchio.co.uk
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The Talbot, High Street, Cuckfield, West Sussex, RH17 5JX. Call 01444 455898
Under new ownership, in the heart of Cuckfield Village, the Talbotserves a wonderful range of lunch, bar and dinner menus... and of course our traditional Sunday lunch. Add our extensive wine
list, regional ales and relaxedatmosphere, it is the perfect place to entertain friends, family and colleagues.
NEW FUNCTION ROOM - Hay Loft at the TalbotWe are delighted to introduce our new function room, a bright,stunning room, with oak beams and its own bar – perfect for small wedding receptions, birthday parties, business meetings, christenings andChristmas Parties.
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Metrodeco can host yourChristmas Party whether you are looking for a daytime affair with our festive Afternoon Tea orevening frivolities withcocktails and canapes or a specially prepared buffet.
We have music, a fullylicensed bar and a vintagevenue that is unique andperfect for groups up to 25.
GrazeHost your Christmas party at Grazerestaurant and enjoy an incomparabledining experience. This Christmas, multiaward winning Graze on Western Roadoffers a number of options for yourcelebrations.
The elegant and exclusive RegencyRoom offers intimate dining seating forup to 22 guests in an atmosphere of relaxed opulence. The room has itsown private bar and audio system, making it the perfect place for a stylishcelebration. Alternatively, book the entire restaurant for your private useand entertain up to 50 of your friends and colleagues.
This year, talented Head Chef Adrian Hawkins has developed thr eeinspired menus to suit your tastes and budget. Choose from the a lacarte-style silver and gold menus, or opt for the indulgent platinumtasting menu for a dining experience which captures the essence of thefestive season and combines it with the innovation and creativity forwhich Graze is so well known. Enjoy dishes such as Bloody Mar y withbrown crab and almonds, and roast goose breast with carrot,gingerbread, quince and liver parfait.
Graze Restaurant, 42 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1JDTo view the full menus, see www.graze–restaurant.co.uk and for furtherinformation call Kate on 01273823707 or mail [email protected].
The TalbotThe Talbot is a traditional village pub with a great restaurant, courtyardand private function room - the Hay Loft - all set in the wonderfullocation of Cuckfield, a vibrant village in the heart of West Sussex.
The new owners are headed up by Dean Harding, a well establishedBrighton caterer who has introduced a great new menu with hisExecutive Chef Neil Bennett; dishes you know well, but with a moderntwist and a superb Sunday lunch all ser ved with a selection of local andregional real ales (of course, including Harveys) and craft beers fromBelgium and New Zealand. There is also a new wine list , compiled bylocal merchant Hennings, with up to 12 different wines by the glassincluding sparkling Nyetimber.The Talbot, High Street, Cuckfield, RH17 5JXTo book a table for lunch or dinner or to view the Hay Loft, please call us on 01444 455898www.thetalbotcuckfield.co.uk
CHRISTMAS PACKAGES 2014The Royal Pavilion Ice Rink and Hardings Catering are delighted tooffer the following Christmas packages from our new pop up Bar & Kitchen, with a view of the most beautiful rink in the South East.Skating available From £10.00
Whether you prefer to skate or spectate, welcome your guests with awinter warmer of mulled wine or cider then treat them to a superbthree course meal made from fresh, seasonal ingredients designed tolift your spirits and warm your heart.From only £26.50
For more details or to make a booking, please call 01273 675756, 01903 212869 or email: [email protected]
Chilli PickleThe Chilli Pickle always offers avery special alternative Christmasto the usual fayre. Real Indian foodin their own unique style with bagsof flavour, creative touches andfestive flourishes.
The Chilli Pickle’s Christmas setmenu is sure to add spark andpleasure to any planned Christmasparty big or small.
Start off with the ubiquitouspoppodoms served with theirsignature pickles and chutneys, hotRajastani pickled onions and ‘Fruit& Nut Bhel Puri’ served in a streethawker style paper cone.
A sample of starters are ‘Prawn &Melon Gol Gappa’ mini puffedsemolina shells filled with acocktail of prawns, melon and spicy
chutneys a take on India’s No 1 snack. Baigan Bharta a classic smokedaubergine stew paired with a light green chilli cheese naan for dipping.Rajashtani spiced lentil pastries with a crisp beetroot and apple salad.Goose Momos with a red currant chutney, again showing their style formatching.
Main courses have awonderful selection ofwinter festive deluxeingredients that areprepared using classicIndian techniques.Tandoori Venison withOrange Pulao servedwith North Indian clovesmoked white sauce.Plantation Pork
Vindaloo chops with roasted cumin parsnips. Baked Paneer layered withherbs and jalapeno served with a barbecued vegetable skewer and smokeypepper sauce and plenty more to delight the palate.
Two desserts complete the meal beautifully ‘Coconut Kulfi lollipop’ withtoasted coconut & hot chilli glazed pineapple and ‘Jaggery Rabri’ a creamymilk fudge pudding with cinnamon poached figs and ginger biscuit. The Chilli Pickle has been around forsix years now and although busy theynever seem to be content to standstill but they also know what works, and this is why The Chilli Pickle has become a Brighton institution.The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Street,Brighton, BN1 1GE01273 900383www.thechillipickle.com
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Brighton RocksShake, rattle and roll your Christmas with Brighton Rocks – KempTown’s hidden secret. Tucked away on Rock Place, running between St.James’ Street and Marine Parade, Brighton Rocks is a fun and friendlybar and eatery offering a great selection of craft beers, fine wines andcracking cocktails alongside a daily menu of sharing platt ers, maincourses and small plates (and, of course, Sunday roasts).
In the run up to Christmas, Brighton Rocks is the place to celebratethe festive season in style. Enjoy a three course sit-down menu for up to20 friends and colleagues, including a welcome glass of sparkling wine,for just £29.95. Or keep it informal – but no less tasty – with a choice offinger food buffets starting at £14.95 per person.
The quirky heritage building offers a variety of spaces for private hire,including ‘the snug’ with cosy roaring fire, and a larger two-roomprivate hire space on the first floor with its own bar.Brighton Rocks, 6 Rock Place, Brighton, BN2 1PFVisit www.brightonrocksbar.co.uk for the full lowdown on the festiveseason offering, and details of the new restaurant opening early 2015, orgive the team a call on 01273 600550 and let Brighton Rock your Christmas!
Terre à TerreMake an impression withcolleagues, family and friendsthis year by celebrating yourChristmas at Terre à Terre, thelocal go-to for the most creativevegetarian food in Brighton andalways delivered with a cheekylittle pun!
This year’s menu features Potsticker Eccles and Showflakes – a far cryfrom the traditional Eccles, think Lancashire Chinese Christmascrossover. Baubles and Boudin, allspice and pumpernickel, black salsifyand bay. Finished with Christmas Kulfi Cracker; palm pine baked applekulfi cone with mince pie boondi! Intrigued yet? Christmas dishes will runalongside lots of familiar Terre à Terre seasonal fare, organic wines,cracking cocktails and more.
Let’s not forget their magnificent afternoon tea menu; multi-tieredsavoury, sweet and traditional delights available from 2 - 5pm daily andand incredible selection of goodies to go, from chocolate kirsch cherriesto boxes of salt caramel truffles and seasonal hampers.
The Terre à Terre Christmasand party menu, from £28 to£32, will be available daily forlunch and dinner from 19November until early January.Limited party tables can bebooked at the weekend, andthere’s very large partyavailability midweek (Sunday toThursday). Book now to avoiddisappointment, and make atruly memorable Christmas!Terre à Terre, 71 East Street,Brighton, BN1 1HQ 01273 729051www.terreaterre.co.uk
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BRITISH & MODERNEUROPEANBARDSLEY’SProbably Brighton’s most popularfish ’n’ chip shop and restaurantwith a large loyal clientele.Traditional and family-run withfavourites and excellent daily fishspecials. Open for lunch anddinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’salso a great party venue. There aremassive fish platters and seasonalseafood, plus vegetarian choices.Fully licensed.Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street,Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk
INDIANCHAULA’S LEWESChaula’s is renowned for itssignature dishes, distinctive décorand friendly staff. All meals are
made fresh to order and everycurry has its own distinctivelyflavoured sauce. Also a widevariety of vegetarian and vegan aswell as gluten and wheat-freedishes. Buffet available11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP,01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
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CHAULA’S BRIGHTONA second venue for this brilliantIndian restaurant is now open herein Brighton. Superb regionaldishes, fresh tasting and exciting.Chaula and her team breathe freshair into the idea of Indian foodwith authentic recipes served inbright and stylish surroundings.The cooking is executed with alight touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but analtogether healthier approach –but not at the cost of flavour.Both delicious and affordable.Buffet available for £6.99; MealDeal for £9.99.Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street,Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
THE CHILLI PICKLEThe Chilli Pickle is a local favouritewith national standing whichcombines traditional Indianmethods with local produce andan individual style. Their amplethalis spice up a midday meetingor a catch-up with friends, whilethe evening menu offers inventivestreet food, local seafood andtasty regional curries, served in anupbeat and informal atmosphere.The Chilli Pickle featured in theNational Restaurant Awards’ UKtop 100 in 2011-12, and scooped‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012British Curry Awards.The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383,www.thechillipickle.com
THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEENThe definitive delivery servicefrom The Chilli Pickle launchedthis year. Bold, Indian-inspireddesign, specially commissionedartwork and smart delivery stakeout new ground in home dining.Meanwhile, the menu showcasessome of the restaurant’s familiartouches, with regional curries andhomemade pickles and chutneys,
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ITALIANDONATELLOFlagship venue of this local family-run business servingexcellent Italian food in stylishsurroundings. Brilliant value mealdeals on blackboards – two courses£7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well asà la carte. The haunt of celebs inseason from soap stars to politicos.Fun, friendly and fabulous value.Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk
THAISTREET THAIDishes served here are simple,healthy and delicious using thefinest and freshest ingredients.Thai people love their street foodand Street Thai is the mostauthentic way of eating andexperiencing Thai food. Set menuis available every day exceptSaturday with two courses at £9.75and three courses at £11.75.Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square,Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444
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Don’t miss hilarious world-classstand-up from internationallyacclaimed star of ‘Live at theApollo’, ‘Royal Variety
Performance’, ‘Ch4’s O2 Comedy Gala’.Hailed as one of live comedy’s masters,Jimeóin’s shows are a fluid mixture ofhis signature observations and morerazor-sharp take on the absurdities ofeveryday life. No-gimmicks, big laughsand live stand-up at its’ very best.
Jimeóin: Is It...?! is on at 8pm onSaturday 25 October 2014 at the Concert Hall, Brighton Dome.
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Yo yo yo, Rom Rom Rom! How are you doing today lovely man?I’m great thanks. I’ve just been to Legolandwith the kids. We kept getting lost. It was a very expensive walk.
Right, so you’re bringing your show back toBrighton for the Brighton Comedy Festivalafter performing it for a month in Edinburgh,which you did after previewing it in Brighton.What does the Edinburgh catalyst in themiddle do to the show to make it sparkly?It makes you get rid of the ‘cocky’ bits andtighten it up. Also you just get better atperforming it. And you remember it. And you get to see me do it without a notebook.
Last year you were nominated for the prestigiousEdinburgh Award (formerly Perrier). I’mpresuming this year you’ll sweep the board of plaudits and prizes. Who would you like tothank first in your acceptance speech – and who comes in a begrudging last, and why?I would first thank my wife – she’s put up with a lot, and continues to do so. The person I wouldbegrudgingly thank is my wife, because if sheleft me it would make for an excellent show. Inthe future I imagine I will push her to that point.
You have so many ties to Brighton you’repractically a ribbon factory of connections toour fair city. Do you have a favourite storythat took place here that makes you smile
and grimace at the same time?I got heckled at Komedia once,
and the audience aroundthe guy turned
on him andstarted
ROM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG!
saying “You can’t talk to him like that!”. It wasthe most polite audience I have ever experienced.
So… Rom Wasn’t Built In A Day is your newmuch applauded and appreciated show. Criticsare loving it. You used to be a teacher, so isthis a history lesson looking at ancient tales ofa Roman bespectacled Sri Lankan gentleman?
It’s just a show loosely about self-improvement.My wife being pregnant with a third
child made me really reflect onwhether I’m a good dad and husband.The results of that reflection are in the show in some form.
Seriously though, you are all over the TV set right now – from Mock
The Week to Stand Up For The Week, withappearances on Virtually Famous betweenseries. Congratulations. If you could have a TV show of your own would you like asitcom or a panel show?I’d love to do a sitcom, as I imagine every comic would.
And what would be the format of this sitcom?I have no idea. Autobiographical I imagine, but I was thinking about playing a guy like me,who, for some reason, has a dream to be a maleerotic dancer, and his journey to that point. It’s basically a way for me to try to get in shape.
So, what are your plans for the next 12 months professionally?I’m touring with Suzi Ruffell. So knocking that out of the park will be a big goal. Plus I’m doing another series of Newsjack.
And what do you hope to get done in the next 12 minutes?About to smash through a veggie spag bol.
Right, so some fluke has meant that you’veinherited the old burned out pier in Brighton.With money no object, what would you dowith it?I would turn it into a huge vegan mega bakery.With doughnuts, cakes, pastries, the whole lot.Then I’d run it, with a team of crack veganbakers, serving Brighton ethical treats whileeating loads of it myself, until I eventually justpass away through excessive gateau ingestion.That’s the fantasy anyway.
Thank you very much and have an awesomerest of your day.
Romesh Ranganathan: Rom Wasn’t Built In A Day, Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome,
Thursday 23 October 2014, 7.30pm, £12/10, 01273 709 709,
www.brightoncomedyfestival.com
From Crawley school teacher to Mock The Weeksemi-regular, RomeshRanganathan is having quitea journey. Victoria Nangleasks him about Komedia, the pier and being a gooddad and husband
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I’ve just been toLegoland with thekids. We kept gettinglost. It was a veryexpensive walk
The Nightingale presents a doublebill of musical cabaret at TheBasement this November, in theshape of Body Not Fit For Purpose/
A Lyrical Dance Concert.These two shows push the boundaries of
dance in a special two-part event. Openingthe evening are the acclaimed JonathanBurrows and Matteo Fargion who presentBody Not Fit For Purpose. Their first overtlypolitical work, the piece highlights thefutility of using dance to express importantissues while celebrating the ‘gloriousfoolishness’ of trying.
Burrows and Fargion have been invitedaround the world with their unique brand ofhumour and intellectual rigour. Burrows andFargion are currently in-house artists at theNightingale in Brighton.
After a break with canapés and drinks, thevenue will welcome A Lyrical Dance Concertfrom 8.30pm. Described as ‘a party in acomedy act in a cabaret show in a gig in anexperimental dance performance’, the show
sees the lyrics of chart hits past and presentdanced out by performers Gillie Kleiman andEleanor Sikorski with joyful irreverence andserious fun.
The show insists that pop music belongs tous and can do what we want it to do. And assuch, you can get your glad-rags on, grab adrink and a pal, and giggle along with thismixed-up whirlwind of glamorous divas, guitarsolos and gangster rappers.
Gillie Kleiman (co-choreographer/performer)is an artist. From Gillie’s practice of dance andchoreography emerge artworks presented incontexts associated with dance, theatre, live artand experimental performance.
Sara Lindström (co-choreographer/performer)
is an artist from Sweden. Her artistic practice isone of dance and choreography in its broadestmanifestations, from live performances to filmand site-specific installation work. Her morerecent work has unfolded around questions ofpublic space and she has been commissionedto develop site-specific works in various places.
The Nightingale’s double bill, bringing thesetwo extraordinary shows together, isguaranteed to be a chuckle-inducing andthought-provoking evening’s entertainment. Body Not Fit For Purpose/A Lyrical DanceConcert, Saturday 15 November 2014, 7pm -10pm, The Basement, Kensington Street,Brighton, £20/£18www.nightingaletheatre.co.uk
DANCINGFEATA dance double billbrings serious fun toTheatre Royal Brighton
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Having spent the ‘90s in the single digits I am, of course,painfully familiar with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Alongwith Power Rangers and X-Men (which I still maintain is agreat TV show - and not just because I had quite the crush
on Rogue), the Ninja Turtles were a stalwart of Saturday morningkids’ TV. Those were the days when having five channels was flashyand all styles of programme could be found on the same channel.Personally, I am rather fond of that style of channel; it encourages afamily to sit together watching the same programme as even if onlysome of them like it, well, they'll enjoy the next one. One of thegreat things about LatestTV is its diversity – and I don’t just meanletting a girl who can’t hear properly present the film show!
This week I have certainlyexperienced that variety;Joseph and I are working on ascary series called‘Shocktober’, all about thezombie experience at Tully’sFarm – watch out for it ifyou’re a horror fan! At thesame time we are reviewingTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtlesfor PostFeature, which, although it is the first TMNT film to begiven a 12A rating, is certainly a film for children (and notnecessarily in the ‘oh, what a great reference’-still-amusing-for-adults Shrek type vein).
The new film is released on the 30th anniversary of the TeenageMutant Ninja Turtles saga and is another city-destroyingblockbuster from Michael Bay. Personally, I’m not a great fan of hiswork or of any film in which millions of nameless, faceless peopledie and the supposed ‘good guys’ don’t even notice … don’tmistake me; I love a good explosion, I adore a well done car chaseand the mindless fun of a big budget, glittering Hollywood actionfilm certainly serves a purpose. But let’s contrast for a moment thegratuitous and heedless death count of Bay’s Transformers films (inwhich large robots crush buildings that must be full of people) tothe Fast And Furious franchise, in which every body has a face andthe heroes put themselves in danger to save innocent bystanders!Granted, they also drive onpavements and through townsand typically manage to flip overother cars, but the camera takespains to show people jumpingout of the way (dear goodness,can the general public jump at apace in the F&F world!) and whena car flips over, we see peoplecrawling out or else their death ismourned. These films care aboutpeople – even the bad guys havesomeone who sheds a tear forthem! Now that is my kind ofaction film.
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FILM
Alison Krog
Don’t mistake me; Ilove a good explosion
A LITTLE DIVERSITY THINKING IN THE BOX
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BRIGHTON’S ARTY
L ike so many of the high points in my life, this column is beingwritten under the influence of a glass (or two) of Rioja. Whenteam Arty tied the knot a few years ago we eschewed thetraditional gift list and asked instead for additions to the
Kemp St. cellar. Fortunately, the fabulous
Frances Bloomfield took pity onour livers and instead created forus one of the most treasuredartworks that hangs on our walls.It’s a ‘Dream Box’ that exemplifiesbeautifully her unique talent forengaging the viewer in raptreflection. Frances describes herwork as an exploration into “thelayered narratives of dreams and the ‘improbable’scenarios that we unconsciously construct”. What’s so captivating isthe curious juxtaposition of the elements she contains (in our case,the work is acutely personal as our names and wedding date arewoven into the story). What’s so astonishing is the intricacy of thecutting and construction. Each Dream Box imagines a newinterpretation of reality. Discover your own at francesbloomfield.com.
Don’t miss: Tucked away in the North Laine, ink_d gallery on NorthRoad is a great place to enjoy art from leading contemporary artistsalongside the freshest of up-and-coming talent. On show there now is‘8 Forever’ by self-styled ‘adult toy collector’ Ryan Callanan (AKARYCA). The works are inspired by the artist’s formative influences atage eight. So expect an overflow of references from an ‘80s childhoodand a never-before-seen new technique of toy torture, which theartist calls Pressure Painting. Iconic characters from Callanan’scollection – including He-Man, Darth Vader and the Mutant NinjaTurtles – are placed under extreme pressure and moulded with cleargranular plastic to create fused distortions of themselves. Theexhibition runs until 9 November.www.artymagazines.com
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Every now and then, something so newcomes along that all you can do isscratch your head and be glad that yougot to see it at all. Sometimes it gets
bigger and then everyone sees it, and thenstarts saying how they had thought of it first(just look at any of Michael McIntyre’s well-crafted gags and try to remember what youcalled the drawer for Sellotape before he toldyou about his ‘man drawer’), and sometimesthey shine and then disappear like a bubbleblown in the garden on a summer’s day. George Egg’s show is definitely not the
latter. I know this because it has alreadybeen nominated, earlier this year, for theBest Comedy Show in the Brighton Fringe.That doesn’t mean it’ll be filling stadiums
this time next year either,with scores of peoplemocking his floppy hair (or lack thereof). It does mean it’ssomething new. It
also means thatit sparkles.
No longerlamenting the transientlife of thestand-upcomedian,as manycomicsdo, but
entertainment news / comedy /art / events
Victoria NangleCOMEDY
WILD FRONT EARCelebrating the spirit of those pioneering comedians that think of something brand spanking new
EVENT: SUNDAE CLUBSundae Club returns with four fabulous hours of creative fun for children and familiesat Komedia and Dukes @ Komedia with aspecial ‘Spells and Enchantment’ theme.Komedia, Sun 26 Oct, 10.30am – 2.30pm,£8.50/6.50
EVENT: MOONSHINEChris Parkinson returns with a reprise of his award winning show, Moonshine.Founder of the world's first poetry brotheland accidental inspiration for Kevin Smith’swalrus film Tusk, the Brighton-based poetand prankster brings a whirlwind poetictour veering from satire to surrealism, fromthe absurd to the sublime.The Marwood, Fri 24 Oct, 8pm, £8/6.50
ART: SO LIKE YOUWorking in collaboration with onlinecommunities, Eroca Scourti has set out tomake sense of the overload of imagesonline and how personal snapshots co-existwith millions of others. Part of BrightonPhoto Biennial.University of Brighton Gallery, GrandParade. Until 2 Nov
ART: REAL BRITAIN 1974This exhibition explores how the Co-Opticgroup – who included Martin Parr, DanielMeadows and Fay Godwin amongst theirmembers – attempted to establish anauthentic representation of 1970s Britain.Part of Brighton Photo Biennial.Dorset Place Gallery, 6 Dorset Place,Brighton. Until 2 Nov.
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George Egg offersa culinary andcomedic first
adapting to it with real aplomb – George Eggtakes his surroundings, rejects the fast foodand motorway service station lifestyle, andcarves a new way of living and performing.Want to know how? Egg describes it best:
“During the one-hour show, I cook on stagea three course meal using just theequipment you’ll find in a hotel – iron,kettle, trouser press, mini bar, hairdryer etc.And then the audience get to eat the food atthe end.” And thus the sparkle.Added sprinkles come in the fact that Egg
has lived in Brighton for 22 years, allowing usto adopt his creativity and pretend it’s in someway connected to living in our unorthodoxhub, when really we have to admit it’s all him.Comedy is the best medium because it
allows for shows like this to develop andshine. Also, it attracts and ignites thecreative juices in other comedians, feedinginto the magical hubbub that brings usnights like ‘Gittins To Know You’ (recentlyseeing Harry Hill joining the anarchic quizshow panel) and ‘Ski, Two, One’ With FlangeKrammer, co-hosted for a while by Game OfThrones star and comedian Gemma Whelan. So celebrate the something-new and the
wonderfully off-the-wall, and grab somegrub with George Egg. And thank him at theend. It’s the new ideas that keep us comingback for more.George Egg: Anarchist Cook, Bar Broadway,9pm, Wednesday 29 & Thursday 30 October,£8.50/7, www.brightoncomedyfringe.co.uk
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Halloween SpecialDon’t miss our halloween special out 28 October2014, packed with ideas for costumes, events andmore. Don’t say “Trick or Treat” without it!
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front cover of Mixmag, performedlive with a string quartet, nailed x2Essential Mixes, served up severalBeatport No.1s and this monthkidnapping his fans with hisamazing ‘Taken’ project which soldout in 30 minutes. He nowannounces his ‘Knee Deep InSound’ UK tour for October thisyear.Concorde2, Thurs 23 Oct, 11pm, £8
IN THE LOOP PRESENTS – MADPROFESSOR VS PRINCE FATTYFour hours of deep dub at thisdub titan sound clash. If youfancy educating yourselfbeforehand there’s even a dubworkshop from 3-5pm – visitwww.facebook.com/intheloopmcrto find out more details.Komedia, Fri 24 Oct, 11pm, £8
HOT SINCE ’82 ‘KNEE DEEP IN SOUND’ TOURHot Since ‘82 is quickly becomingone of the biggest DJs in theworld. Having starred on the
RIDDLES IN THE DARK PRESENT:TALES FROM THE KRYPTRITD present a dark and twistedcircus-themed fancy dressHalloween party. Featuring liveperformances, stalls, games, magicand mind-reading.Funfair Club, Wed 22 Oct, 9pm, £5
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Another week and another greatmusic chart for you! Listen onlineto get your favourite to the topand to submit your own tracks.
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TOP 208
Latest BrightonDownload Chart
1 Freudstein Sister Sleaze
2 Dirty Weekend In BrightonDirty Weekend In Brighton
3 Dirty Weekend In BrightonFrankie
4 Dirty Weekend In BrightonBen Sherman (Style ManFrom Brighton)
5 The Last Cry Rebekka
6 tenek State Of Mind
7 tenek No Time For Fighting(Jab edit)
8 tenek If I Should Fall – ep version
9 Vortex GeneratorRegenerate
10 Swarf Parlour Tricks
11 Chaos Borne The Moment
12 tenek Submission – radio edit
13 Vortex GeneratorWater Bleeding
14 jaybee The Ballad Of BillyAnd Bonnie
15 Nick Conroy Don’t Care
16 BreakinBear Fall Apart
17 North Laine feat Lion Heart& Bongo Stand Up
18 The Dead Beatles Love Me Dead
19 NewNobility Asian Girl
20 Chaos Borne Watching
“Iknew people likedthat band, but Ididn't realise itwould be this
crazy!” says Mark, as hegets ready for the secondphase of The Pop Group, agroup that briefly alightedthe UK before splitting upin 1981, leaving a trail ofbreath-taking musk, as canbe heard on albums suchas We Will Not Tolerate MassMurder and We Are Time, theirdebut album, which has beenremastered and will be reissuedin line with their UK tour.
The Pop Group count TrentReznor, Nick Cave and MikeWatt as big fans, while MarkStewart himself has worked formany years with the On-U-Sound collective, who for awhile included Gary Clailamongst the extended family (afellow Bristolian, he had anumber one hit with ‘Beef’.)
“Me and Gary Clail used tohang out in the Greyhound(legendary Bristol pub), nearthe Massive Attack studio up inClifton. I used to wash up atKeith Floyd’s restaurant just afews doors down so that I could
earn money to go to London tobuy records and clothes and stuff... we were at school, and then wewere on tour with Patti Smith andPere Ubu; about seven monthsafter our first gig we were on thefront pages of the music papers,and then we were in New Yorkwhen the No Wave stuff waskicking off, and we heard somereally early hip hop stuff ... we wererecording radio shows on doublecassette ghetto blasters, then tookthem back to Bristol andimmediately it went viral. Delge(3D, later of Massive Attack fame)was drawing graffiti on them, andhip hop kicked off in Bristol.”
The Pop Group lay dormant foryears before Matt Groening, TheSimpsons creator, called: “He was
curating All Tomorrow’sParties, and he asked us toplay. He wanted Iggy toreform The Stooges and usto reform The Pop Group. Ithought I’d see it as a newcommission, not a‘heritage’ thing.”
And now with a full headof steam, some new tunes(“The new stuff is soundingdemented”) and amid astrong resurgence of
interest in the more experimentaland avante-garde end of the post-punk and funk spectrum, The PopGroup, complete with originalmembers Gareth Sager, Dan Catsisand Bruce Smith, are embarking ona tour of the UK, including what istheir first ever show in Brighton.
“They aren’t copying,” says Markabout the current crop of PopGroup influenced acts, “they cut,paste, juxtapose, attack, question,and are running off free toexperiment. If that’s what we did orhopefully what we are still doing,then it’s a reason to be.”Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Sat 25 Oct,7pm, £17.50
The legendary post-punkers have reformed, and frontman MarkStewart speaks with Jeff Hemmings
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America worries me sometimes, and I’m a self-professedAmericanophile. I love chocolatechip pancakes with bacon; I love
Captain & Tennille; I love words like ‘trash’ (rubbish), ‘pants’ (trousers)and ‘cilantro’ (basil). I love their comedy television and their dramatelevision. I do NOT like their reality television. And when I watch it, Isigh for America.
This Saturday evening I spent the night at home. A friend came over tohang out. We hadn't seen each other for a few weeks, and so needed tocatch up. TLC (the channel, not the band) was on my TV in thebackground. This was a mistake, as it consequently took over.
At the end of the evening, after my friend had left and I'd stayed on mysofa for a further two hours watching a back-to-back marathon of CyberStalkers, I turned my TV off. However, when turning it back on on Sundaymorning, my Sky box was still on TLC. This then lead me to watching moreAmerican reality programming, and being late for breakfast with my motherand step-father. When returning home from my day, TLC was still on. Icouldn't seem to switch channels. The shows were so morbidly compellingthat I continued to watch into the early hours of Monday morning!
Take Extreme Cheapskates, forexample. One of the two episodes Iwatched followed Steffanie, an airhostess, who decided it was a good ideato appear on the show to brag abouthow she saves money by taking left-overmeals from the flights she works on. Notonly this, but she explained to the eagerviewer that if you take four small plane pillows and stuff them into aregular sized pillowcase, you effectively have one large pillow. In short,she steals from work. Surely she’s now saving the pennies because shehas since been sacked by the TLC-watching chief of Detroit Air.
This story ends up with her getting married in the Alabama unclaimedbaggage centre for less than $400.
Then there was Sex Sent Me To The ER, which told multipleheartwarming tales in one episode. One was the story of the couple whodecided it was time to consummate their relationship. The girlfriendinvited the boyfriend back to her flat to make sweet love, and alsointroduce him to her jack russell terrier. This was not a cute jack russelllike the one from Frasier. This one was obsessed with its owner; mid-coitus, the gentleman is bitten on the back of his neck, by the dog,potentially contracting rabies. Sex sent him to the ER.
Then came the story of the newlyweds who had spent the afternoonexperimenting with a ‘sex chair’, only for them to eventually require a visitto hospital. The most disturbing thing about this story was that A) theparents of both newlyweds were present at the ER, and B) the doctortelling the story had decided it was a good idea to play himself in thedramatic reconstruction. There's less one PhD on his rumpus room wall.
Anyway, it turned out the newlywed woman was not in searing agonydue to the sex chair experiment - she was actually five months pregnant,despite only being married to her husband for a couple of weeks. Youcan't make this stuff up (can you?). Sex sent her to the ER.
Don't get me started on Eskimos Go Wild In San Diego.Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com
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Have you ever been put on the spotand apropos of nothing beenasked to ‘be funny’? Everyonewho works in entertainment has,
at some point, probably suffered theindignity of being expected to entertain oncue like a performing monkey. I have thisissue each and every week. Admittedly itis a self inflicted issue rather than animpromptu baying audience, as I prepareto stare into numerous cameras andamuse the audience of the show BoredGamers. Jim and I have been flattered byviewers telling us that we come across ontelevision as naturally funny, with a good
bond between us. This is all the more impressive when you considerwhat goes into the making of an episode.
There are many different segments on our show, but in their simplestform they can be divided into those auto-cued and those where webasically make it up as we go along. With the auto-cued segments, anargument can be made that we have the time to carefully script wellrehearsed funny banter, however time is never on our side! The auto-cuescript is usually done as the last thing before sleeping on Wednesdaynight. Not out of disorganisation, but because, throughout the week, weneed to shoot and edit features and create a detailed studio cue sheetwith precise timings before we know how long to allocate to auto-cuedsegments. The short of it is that we are often trying to be side-splittinglyhilarious at 2am on Wednesday night/Thursday morning. Sleep deprivedand often a couple of bottles of wine in, we usually suffer the polaropposites of either finding little funny at this point, or literally everything,as we giggle incessantly and uncontrollably like schoolgirls.
The non auto-cued segmentswhere we shoot the breeze whilstaiming to amuse are even harder tojudge. Bearing in mind that we areup at 6am to be in the studio for alittle after 7am (having gone to bedat the aforementioned 2am), werun around for a few hours settingup, punching glitching technologyand drinking energy drinks beforeaiming for hilarity at Camera One. In fairness, though I think I am areasonably funny guy, in these circumstances I feel Jim is thankfullyentertaining enough for the both of us! I may sound whiny and ungratefulfor the sake of journalistic content, but in truth, I love my job and lookforward each week to shooting the show. Tune in this week to laughalong with us, or not, as the case may be!Bored Gamers is an hour-long weekly show on all things gaming. Tune in to see it on Latest TV at 9.30pm every Friday night.
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TELL US A JOKEGreg Marshall on the fine art of being hilarious
MY EYES, MY EYES!Andrew Bullock on reality TV, US-style
In other crime shows, the bigwigs in town are the politicians,the film stars and the mobsters.In this town it’s the casinoowners who run the town – andthat’s not saying that they’re notany of the above list as well. Sowhen the wife of one is founddead, all the stops are pulled out.
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More of the programme-hijackingin aid of Stand Up 2 Cancer. Thisweek has a very special editionof the regular TV review show,with some famous faces joiningthe favourite faces in the sofas,baulking and revelling at theweek’s television. Scoosh alongon the sofa for them off the telly.
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Now you see it, now you don’t!Well, open your eyes again and ifyou want to see more convincingmagic than that, with mischiefand unsuspecting celebritiesserved up courtesy of magicianBen Hanlen. Amy Childs has ashock in a teddy bear shop andfootballer Robbie Savage’ssupercar causes him concern.
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Sky19.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0(x2) 1.00pm NCIS: LosAngeles (x2) 3.00 Airline3.30 All Aboard: East CoastTrains 4.30 Inside RAFBrize Norton 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 Modern Family (x2)9.00 FILM: Volcano (1997)11.00 Legends 12.00amNCIS: Los Angeles
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FreeSpeech 9.00 Don’t Tell TheBride 10.00 Bad Education10.30 The Revolution WillBe Televised 11.00 FamilyGuy (x2) 11.45 AmericanDad! (x2) 12.30am BadEducation 1.00 TheRevolution Will BeTelevised 1.30 EastEnders2.00 Free Speech 3.00Don’t Tell The Bride
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Great British RailwayJourneys (x2) 8.30 WorldWar I At Home 9.00 DanCruickshank And TheFamily That Built GothicBritain 10.00 The Life AndLoves Of A She-Devil 11.00Supernatural 11.55 TheSpace Shuttle: A HorizonGuide 12.55am Edward VII:Prince Of Pleasure
ITV212.15pm Emmerdale 12.45Coronation Street (x2) 1.50The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3)5.05 You’ve Been Framed!(x2) 6.00 Royal Pains 7.00 Totally You’ve BeenFramed! 8.00 Two And AHalf Men (x2) 9.00 Tricked10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: The BourneSupremacy (2004) 1.00amTwo And A Half Men (x2)
ITV310.50am Inspector Morse1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05Wild At Heart 3.10 Wycliffe4.20 Second Thoughts 4.55 Fresh Fields 5.25 OnThe Buses 6.00 Heartbeat7.00 Judge Judy (x2) 8.00 Midsomer Murders10.00 Place Of Execution11.00 The Vice 12.15amAbove Suspicion: The RedDahlia 1.10 Wycliffe
E44.00pm Marvel’s Agents OfS.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I MetYour Mother (x2) 6.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 How I MetYour Mother 8.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 9.00 NewGirl 9.30 The Mindy Project10.00 Tattoos After Dark(x2) 11.00 The Big BangTheory (x2) 12.00am RulesOf Engagement (x2)
More411.25am FILM: The LastFrontier (1955) 1.25pmTime Team (x2) 3.35 ComeDine With Me Abroad 4.40A Place In The Sun (x2)6.50 The Restoration Man7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream10.00 Masters Of Sex11.20 8 Out Of 10 Cats12.10am Grand Designs1.15 Building The Dream
Film411.00am The Malta Story(1953) 1.05pm Bad Day AtBlack Rock (1955) 2.45Singin’ In The Rain (1952)4.50 First Men In TheMoon (1964) 6.55 MySister’s Keeper (2009) 9.00Double Jeopardy (1999)11.05 The Happening(2008) 12.55am LesInfideles (2012) 3.05 Close
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Channel 46.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rdRock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Daily Brunch 11.00 Jamie’sMoney Saving Meals 11.30 Come DineWith Me 12.00pm Channel 4 NewsSummary 12.05 Come Dine With Me12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 ComeDine With Me 1.40 Come Dine WithMe 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen ToOne 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four InA Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sinead is terrifiedabout taking a pregnancy test. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Obsessive CompulsiveCleaners Reality series followingpeople who by their own admissionare obsessed with cleaning. 9.00 Josie10.00 Gogglebox: CelebritySpecial For SU2C See highlights.10.35 Secrets Of The Living DollsDocumentary that delves into thesecretive world of ‘female masking’,where men transform theirappearance – and gender – by dressingup in elaborate rubber suits. Seventy-year-old divorcee Robert has kept hishobby and alter ego ‘Sherry’ private forseveral years, but will soon be goingpublic by attending a secret gatheringof female maskers in Minneapolis. The organiser of this event, known asRubberdoll Rendezvous, is forkliftoperator and father-of-six Jon, whohimself dresses up as ‘Jennifer’. 11.35 Scrotal Recall Sitcomfollowing the disastrous exploits of atwentysomething romantic.12.05am PokerStars.com SharkCage 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Hard Knocks 2.25 Hard Knocks3.20 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon 4.15 Location, Location, Location5.10 Win It Cook It 5.35 Countdown
Channel Five6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television6.50 Pip Ahoy! 7.05 Ben And Holly’sLittle Kingdom 7.20 The Mr MenShow 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 BananasIn Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour NextDoor 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Stolen Innocence (2007)5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Oscar isfound collapsed in the bush andadmits the next morning that hisappearance is the one thing overwhich he feels he has control. 6.30 5 News Tonight7.00 Meerkat Manor Documentaryseries following a group of meerkatsliving in the Kalahari desert.7.30 The Secret Life Of PetsDocumentary series exploring theway in which we live with, care forand rely upon our pets. 8.00 Britain’s Worst Crimes:Kidnapped – The StephanieSlater Story Estate agent StephanieSlater tells the story of her horrificabduction, rape and incarceration byMichael Sams in 1992.9.00 CSI: Crime SceneInvestigation See highlights.10.00 NCIS Crime drama series. An investigation into the murder of anaval attaché on holiday from Egyptis complicated by the intervention ofher husband, who is also a detective. 10.55 NCIS American crime drama.While stopping by his usual diner for coffee, Gibbs finds himself in grave danger.11.55 Secrets And Lies Australiandrama series.12.00am True Crimes: The First 72Hours 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Fairground Attractions 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 DivineDesigns 4.45 House Doctor (x4)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Call The Council 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Charlie and Ronniereveal some home truths to oneanother, but can their relationshiptake the strain? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama.When Raf is confronted with apatient needing complex specialistsurgery, Fletch wonders if he will puthis feud with Harry behind him andstep up to the plate. 9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Homerenovation series. Nine-year-oldBrandon has an extreme form ofepilepsy. He has between 20 and 30seizures a day and requires 24-hourcare. Nick and the DIY boys, aided bydesigner Naomi Cleaver and a wholehost of Essex trades, descend on thehouse to make it into a wonderfulhome for the whole family.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today10.35 Panorama Special A world-excusive report from the weeklycurrent affairs programme.11.35 The Street Documentarycharting a year in the lives of thepeople who work, live and play onSauchiehall Street, one of Scotland’smost famous and iconic destinations.12.35am FILM: Brooklyn Rules (2007)2.10 Weather For The Week Ahead2.15 BBC News
6.00am Latest Homes Live8.00 Brighton Lights8.30 The Newspapers9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It!10.00 Latest Homes Live12.00 Brighton Lights12.30 The Newspapers1.00 The Vote1.30 Cook It!2.00 The Vote2.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing3.00 Latest Homes Live5.00 What The Waffle5.30 Bowlegs6.00 Latest News6.20 Latest Sport News6.25 Weather6.30 Cook It! Andrew Kay presentsthe weekly how-to cookery program. 7.00 Best Of Brighton LightsRichard Shayler takes a cheeky lookback on episodes of Brighton Lights,first aired on the internet.7.30 Latest News 7.50 Latest Sport News7.55 Weather8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 You Make It, We Show It!9.00 The Buzz With Chuck Thomas9.30 QTube The first weekly LGBTmagazine program on British TV, withTorsten Hojer and Jonesy.10.30 Latest News10.50 Latest Sport News10.55 Weather11.00 Modern Toss Comedy serieswith lots of swearing!11.30 Best Of Brighton Lights12.00am News 12.20 Sport News12.25 Weather 12.30 Cook It! 1.00Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 News1.50 Sport News 1.55 Weather 2.00The Vote 2.30 You Make It, We ShowIt! 3.00 The Buzz With Chuck Thomas3.30 QTube 4.30 News 4.50 SportNews 4.55 Weather 5.00 ModernToss 5.30 Best Of Brighton Lights
BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Call The Council 7.50 Close Calls:On Camera 8.20 A Taste Of Britain9.05 Antiques Roadshow 10.05 Building Dream Homes 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 A Taste Of My Life 1.30 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 The Rockford Files 3.00 Cagney And Lacey 3.50 Who Do You Think You Are? 4.50 Great British Railway Journeys 5.20 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who narrowly escapedelimination.7.00 Big Dreams, Small SpacesLet your imagination go... and pack inthat storage!8.00 The Great British SewingBee: Children In Need SpecialAmateur sewers test their sewingand dressmaking skills and battle tobe crowned best amateur sewer bythe Women’s Institute’s May Martinand Savile Row’s Patrick Grant.9.00 Human Universe ProfessorBrian Cox explores our origins, placeand destiny in the universe. We livein a galaxy with upwards of 200billion star systems, many of whichwill be home to planets that couldsupport life. The question is: is thereanybody there? 10.00 Later Live... With JoolsHolland Live music from theboogaloo king.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.20 Wonders Of The MonsoonSeries exploring a world where life isshaped by the greatest weathersystem on Earth.12.20am Sign Zone: Hotel India1.20 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 4.00 Matters Of Life And Death 5.00 True Stories
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Megan confrontsJai. Vanessa’s blind date makes Kirinjealous. Jimmy is forced to admit histrue feelings.7.30 UEFA Champions League Live:Chelsea v Maribor Adrian Chilesintroduces live coverage of Chelsea’sgroup clash with Slovenian championsMaribor at Stamford Bridge. JoseMourinho will hope to build on histeam’s victory away to Sporting Lisbonthree weeks ago, following theiropening match draw at home to FCSchalke. Diego Costa has been inprolific goalscoring form since his moveto Chelsea from Atletico Madrid andwill pose the biggest threat to Maribor’sdefence. Commentary comes from CliveTyldesley and Andy Townsend.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 UEFA Champions League:Extra Time Matt Smith presentsaction from tonight’s ChampionsLeague games. The featured match isManchester City’s trip to Russia toplay CSKA Moscow as City need awin to keep their qualification hopesalive. Also highlights of the gamesfeaturing Chelsea, Barcelona, BayernMunich and PSG.11.40 The Cube12.40am Jackpot2473.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Grayson Perry: Who Are You?Channel 4, 10pmIt’s a big question – one of thefirst we ask anyone. ArtistGrayson Perry wrestles with itwithin the context of portraitureand identity, speaking to guestsas diverse as former politicianChris Huhne, reality star RylanClark, single mum Kayleigh andtransgender Jazz.
Wentworth PrisonChannel Five, 10pmStreuth, it’s rough being bangedup Down Under! And it’s nevergood when someone used towielding power starts to spin outand get paranoid. We’re lookingat you Franky. Especially whenyou resort to extreme measuresto catch the informer. This ain’tgonna be pretty, people. Doreen’spregnancy is discovered.
Gallipoli’s Lost ShipwrecksMore4, 9pmIsn’t underwater fascinating?Above water is fascinating too.When the two collide and thingsthat are usually above water findthemselves at the bottom of theocean it’s just all the colours ofthe awesome rainbow. Dr RobertBallard heads to Turkey toinvestigate a number of wrecksfrom the Gallipoli Campaign.
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Sky19.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 Airline 3.30 AllAboard: East Coast Trains4.30 Emergency WithAngela Griffin 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x2) 7.30 LIVE:UEFA Champions League10.00 Legends 11.00 Forever12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00 HotelOf Mum And Dad 9.00FILM: Little Fockers (2010)10.30 Live At The Apollo11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50American Dad! (x2)12.30am The RevolutionWill Be Televised 1.00 BadEducation 1.30 Live At TheApollo 2.00 Hotel Of MumAnd Dad 3.00 Reggie Yates’Extreme South Africa
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Great British RailwayJourneys 8.00 What DoArtists Do All Day? 8.30The Wonder Of Animals9.00 A Wolf Called Storm:Natural World Special10.00 The Lance ArmstrongStory - Stop At Nothing:Storyville 11.35 Big Hits:TOTP 1964 To 1975 1.05amSounds Of The Eighties
ITV212.15pm Emmerdale 12.45You’ve Been Framed! (x2)1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show(x3) 5.05 You’ve BeenFramed! (x2) 6.00 RoyalPains 7.00 The Very Best OfYou’ve Been Framed! 8.00MOBO Awards Highlights10.00 The Job Lot 10.30Plebs 11.00 Release TheHounds 12.00am Two AndA Half Men (x2)
ITV310.50am Inspector Morse1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05Wild At Heart 3.05 Wycliffe4.20 Second Thoughts 4.50Fresh Fields 5.20 On TheBuses 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00Judge Judy (x2) 7.55Wycliffe 9.00 Long LostFamily 10.00 Place OfExecution 11.00 The Vice12.15am The SpecsaversCrime Thriller Club
E43.30pm Rules OfEngagement 4.00 Marvel’sAgents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00How I Met Your Mother (x2)6.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30How I Met Your Mother8.00 FILM: Honey, I BlewUp The Kid (1992) 9.50 TheBig Bang Theory (x2) 10.50Made In Chelsea 11.55Glue 1.00am Suburgatory
More43.35pm Come Dine WithMe Abroad 4.40 A Place InThe Sun (x2) 6.50 TheRestoration Man 7.55 GrandDesigns 9.00 Gallipoli’s LostShipwrecks. See highlights.10.00 8 Out Of 10 CatsDoes Countdown 11.10Was It Something I Said?11.40 8 Out Of 10 Cats12.30am 8 Out Of 10 CatsDoes Countdown
Film411.00am Doctor In Clover(1965) 1.00pm Sands OfIwo Jima (1949) 3.10 ALawless Street (1955) 4.45Broken Lance (1954) 6.40Definitely, Maybe (2008)8.50 Martin Scorsese OnHugo 9.00 Hugo (2011)11.25 Copycat (1995)1.45am Spring, Summer,Autumn, Winter... AndSpring (2003) 3.55 Close
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Channel 46.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 TheKing Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock FromThe Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 DailyBrunch 11.00 Jamie’s Money SavingMeals 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come DineWith Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In ABed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Trevor makes aheart-breaking decision. 7.00 Channel 4 News7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 The Supervet Documentaryseries following a vet and his team inone of the most advanced practicesin Britain. Noel treats a dachshundwho has a deformity in his foot. Aten-month-old labrador needs a hipreplacement before he can begin histraining as a medical alert dog. Aneight-year-old shih tzu requires anoperation to fix her spine.9.00 Grand Designs Property seriesfollowing householders as they buildtheir own homes. Kevin McCloudpays another visit to Denise Danieland Doug Ibbs, who left the UK backin 2003 to embark on a restorationproject in the heart of France. Themanor house is now finished andKevin returns to find out how Deniseand Doug have got on.10.00 Grayson Perry: Who Are You? See highlights.11.00 24 Hours In Police CustodyDocumentary series followingBedfordshire Police officers from thecells at Luton Police Station to theheart of major crime investigations. 12.00am Educating The East End12.55 FILM: Fandry (2013) 2.45 FILM:Rio Grande (1950) 4.30 Hugh’s 3 GoodThings: Best Bites 4.40 Location,Location, Location 5.35 Countdown
Channel Five6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television6.50 Pip Ahoy! 7.05 Ben And Holly’sLittle Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. MenShow 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 BananasIn Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Benefits, Babies And Jail 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Tornado Warning (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Havingconfided in Ricky about Nate, Sophiedecides that a double date would bebeneficial for everyone. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police InterceptorsDocumentary series profiling thework of a high-speed policeinterception unit in South Yorkshire. 8.00 The Nightmare NeighbourNext Door Documentary seriesabout Britain’s feuding neighbours,using CCTV footage and materialfrom victims’ own cameras.9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary seriesrevealing the work of bailiffs andrepossession agents. Paul Bohill,Steve Pinner and Ben Pinner have atough case on their hands as theymove to evict a large group ofsquatters from an office block incentral London. Stewart McCrackenand Iain Taylor, meanwhile, arrive ata house to enforce a writ to find onlythe debtor’s wife at home. 10.00 Wentworth Prison See highlights.11.00 Hey Big Spenders!Shopaholics Exposed Documentary about shopping addicts.12.00am Dallas 12.45 True Crimes:The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino3.10 Fairground Attractions 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 DivineDesigns 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 Call The Council 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britaintalking then it will get talked abouton The One Show. Presented by MattBaker and Alex Jones.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-baseddrama. It’s the launch of WaterlooRoad’s big community initiative andVaughan is desperate for the day togo without a hitch. But with Lisa andShaznay causing mischief andtensions with George at boiling point,can the new head pull it off?9.00 The Apprentice Lord Sugartells a load of nitwits that they’renitwits. And points at them with awaggly finger – he’s good at that.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport SueBarker is joined by regular teamcaptains Matt Dawson and PhilTufnell for the light-hearted sportsquiz. Teams of sporting celebritiestackle rounds such as Mystery Guestand the Picture Board.11.05 My Brother The TerroristFilmmaker Robb Leech attempts tounderstand his stepbrother’s journeyfrom middle-class white boy inWeymouth to convicted terrorist. 12.05am FILM: Charlie And Boots(2009) 1.40 Weather For The Week Ahead1.45 BBC News
6.00am Latest Homes Live8.00 Best of Brighton Lights8.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing 9.00 The Vote9.30 Cook It!10.00 Latest Homes Live12.00 Brighton Lights12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing 1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Brighton Lights 2.30 Brighton Lights3.00 Latest Homes Live5.00 What The Waffle5.30 Growing Concerns6.00 News The latest news plusnational updates.6.20 Sport News6.25 Weather6.30 Post Feature All the latestmovie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with presenters Guy Lloyd andLynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 News7.50 Sport News7.55 Weather8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Latest Homes LivePioneering daily property show, acommercial feature, with homes forsale and to let in the area, as well asExceptional Homes, iconic buildings,local history and finance tips.10.30 News10.50 Sport News10.55 Weather11.00 QTube The first weekly LGBTmagazine programme on British TV.11.30 What The Waffle 12.00am News 12.20 Sport News12.25 Weather 12.30 Post Feature1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News1.50 Sport News 1.55 Weather2.00 The Vote 2.30 Latest Homes Live4.30 News 4.50 Sport News 4.55 Weather 5.00 QTube
BBC26.00am Homes Under The Hammer7.00 Call The Council 7.45 CloseCalls: On Camera 8.15 A Taste OfBritain 9.00 Jungle Atlantis 10.00 Building Dream Homes 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Lifeline 1.10 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 1.30 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 The Rockford Files 3.00 Cagney And Lacey 3.50 Who Do You Think You Are? 4.50 Great British Railway Journeys 5.20 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing –It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all thegossip and exclusive news.7.00 Big Dreams, Small SpacesBig Dreams, Small Spaces.8.00 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor Goingbehind the headlines to answertopical medical and health questions.9.00 Gunpowder 5/11: TheGreatest Terror Plot For the firsttime, the inner secrets of theGunpowder Plotters are dramatizedusing the actual words of their mostsenior captured leader ThomasWintour, Guy Fawkes and Stateinterrogators investigating the 18-month conspiracy to blow up Kingand Parliament, by a family circle ofmilitant Catholic gentlemen. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re FiredDara O’Briain needles the mostrecent candidate to be fired.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.20 Sacred Rivers With Simon Reeve Series in whichadventurer Simon Reeve explores theinfluence three rivers have on thecountries they flow through. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear12.50 Sign Zone: Who Do You ThinkYou Are? 1.50 Sign Zone: Doctor Who4.00 Materials: How They Work 5.00Curious Cat (x2) 5.55 Wonders OfNature: Damselfly – Danger/Safety
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather7.00 Emmerdale Moira isunimpressed by her new house guest. 7.30 Coronation Street Angry Steve puts Jim in his place. 8.00 Surprise Surprise HollyWilloughby returns with a new seriesof the show that surprises some ofthe nation’s most deserving andinspirational people. 9.00 Scott & Bailey Drama seriesexploring the personal andprofessional lives of two femaledetectives in Manchester. Just asRachel feels as if she is getting togrips with the job, she makes a fatalerror that puts Janet and Chris indanger. When a man’s body is foundwedged between rocks on the moorswith nothing to identify him, a roadblock is set up and an appeal put out. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The MOBO AwardsHighlights 2014 Highlights of thisyear’s MOBO Awards from Londonhosted by Sarah-Jane Crawford andMel B. This is one of the biggestnights in the music calendar wherethe stars including Tinie Tempah, SamSmith, Katy B, Rita Ora andRudimental to name battling it out totake home a coveted MOBO Award. 12.10am Jackpot247 2.30 British Touring Car Championship3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
Life StoryBBC1, 9pmCan you contain your excitementat brand new Attenboroughloveliness about the world atlarge, with a beautiful soundtracklulling you into that Christmas-feeling of happy tranquility? If so,you’re better than us, Gunga Din.Exploring how animals attempt toovercome challenges at sixcrucial stages of life. Ahhhhh...
Peaky BlindersBBC2, 9pmThese chappies are more thancheeky, they’re downrightreprehensible. Tommy finds outexactly what it is that MajorCampbell is forcing him toundertake, and Arthur leads theway with a fierce takeover ofLondon’s Eden Club. ThoseLondoners are bound to take thatlying down, stands to reason.
FILM: Calamity JaneFilm4, 4.40pmSet the TiVo, pull a sickie, workout how to make the Sky Plusdoodah work and catch up withyour old pal Calam. Classic DorisDay and Howard Keel, singing ofa ‘Secret Love’ and fighting thebattle of the sexes just as fiercelyas any musical ever managed.Cracking tunes, and feistyattitudes in the Wild West.
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Sky111.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 Airline 3.30 AllAboard: East Coast Trains4.30 Emergency WithAngela Griffin 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 ModernFamily (x2) 9.00 Forever10.00 The Last Ship 11.00 ALeague Of Their Own12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
BBC37.00pm Snog Marry Avoid?(x2) 8.00 Don’t Tell TheBride 9.00 Don’t Drop TheBaby 10.00 Bluestone 4210.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.35am Don’t Drop The Baby 1.30 Hotel Of Mum And Dad2.30 Bluestone 42 3.00 Don’t Drop The Baby
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Top Of The Pops: 19798.00 Majesty And Mortar:Britain’s Great Palaces 9.00How The Wild West WasWon With Ray Mears10.00 Detectorists 10.30The Art Of Gothic: Britain’sMidnight Hour 11.30 Jet!When Britain Ruled TheSkies 12.30am Top Of ThePops: 1979 1.10 TOTP2
ITV212.15pm Emmerdale 12.45Coronation Street 1.15You’ve Been Framed! 1.50The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3)5.05 You’ve Been Framed!5.30 Royal Pains 6.30 FILM:Jurassic Park (1993) 9.00Scorpion 10.00 CelebrityJuice 10.50 Plebs 11.20Dapper Laughs: On The Pull11.50 Tricked 12.50am TwoAnd A Half Men (x2)
ITV310.55am Inspector Morse1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05Wild At Heart 3.05 Wycliffe4.20 Second Thoughts 4.55Fresh Fields 5.25 On TheBuses 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00Judge Judy 7.30 JudgeJudy 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00Joanna Lumley’s GreekOdyssey 10.00 Blue Murder11.00 The Vice 12.15am Inspector Morse
E45.00pm How I Met YourMother (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 How I MetYour Mother 8.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 9.00Drifters 9.30 2 Broke Girls10.00 New Girl 10.30 TheInbetweeners 11.00 The ITCrowd 11.30 The Big BangTheory (x2) 12.30am The Mindy Project
More411.40am FILM: Boomerang(1947) 1.25pm Time Team(x2) 3.35 Come Dine WithMe Abroad 4.40 A Place InThe Sun (x2) 6.50 TheRestoration Man 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 HomesBy The Sea 10.00 GrandDesigns Australia 11.10 BigFat Gypsy Weddings: TheLuck Of The Irish 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats
Film411.00am Joyeux Noel(2005) 1.15pm They RodeWest (1954) 2.55 DragoonWells Massacre (1957)4.40 Calamity Jane (1953).See highlights.6.45 The Women (2008)
9.00 Hitman (2007) 10.45 The Tree Of Life(2011) 1.25am Ladybird,Ladybird (1993) 3.35 Close
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Channel 46.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 TheKing Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock FromThe Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 DailyBrunch 11.00 Jamie’s Money SavingMeals 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come DineWith Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In ABed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna offers to lookafter Myra-Pocahontas, but does shehave an ulterior motive? 7.00 Channel 4 News7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 George Clarke’s AmazingSpaces Property design series witharchitect George Clarke. Georgemeets a man who bought the wreckof a £20 million private jet for just£4,000 and plans to transform it intothe ultimate crash pad for him andhis wife.9.00 Educating The East End Fly-on-the-wall documentary series. Theschool year is drawing to a close, andthe staff at Frederick Bremer arepreparing the students for life beyondthe school gates.10.00 Scrotal Recall Sitcomfollowing the disastrous exploits of atwentysomething romanti.10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topicalcomedy panel show with host JimmyCarr, team captains Jon Richardsonand Sean Lock and guests SarahMillican and Craig Revel Horwood.11.15 The Sex Clinic Observational series.12.20am Supersize vsSuperskinny 1.15 One Born EveryMinute USA 2.05 Undercover BossUSA 3.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.50Win It Cook It 5.20 River CottageBites 5.35 Countdown
Channel Five6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television6.45 Peppa Pig 6.50 Pip Ahoy! 7.05Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Police Interceptors 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: Mom At Sixteen (2005)5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Phoebebegins winding Kyle up after herefuses to call in sick in order tospend the day writing music with her. 6.30 5 News Tonight7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer showshowcasing the latest tech.8.00 Underground BritainDocumentary series in whichadrenaline junkie and engineer RobBell explores the subterranean worldbeneath our feet. 9.00 Burglars And Break-Ins:Caught On Camera Documentary. Journalist Nick Wallisjoins police forces on the road and inthe air to reveal how CCTV andtechnological advances are helping toensure convictions.10.00 Inside Holloway First of atwo-part documentary aboutHolloway prison. From serial baby-killers in Edwardian England and thelast woman to be hanged in Britain tothe suffragettes, Oswald Mosley’swife and the last person to be triedunder the 1735 Witchcraft Act, thefilm explores the extraordinary crimesof its inmates.11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll TakeIt Away Documentary series
revealing the work of bailiffs.12.00am SuperCasino3.10 Fairground Attractions 4.00Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 Call The Council 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britaintalking then it will get talked abouton The One Show. Presented by MattBaker and Alex Jones.7.30 EastEnders As Kat recovers inhospital, she makes a surprisingproposition to Alfie. Tamwar isstunned when Shabnam reveals asurprise for his birthday. Soniademands the truth from Rebeccawhen she discovers her secret.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer serieswith Anne Robinson, Matt Allwrightand Chris Hollins. The teaminvestigates why terminally illpatients are being turned down ontheir life insurance policies, plus the prams collapsing with babies still in them.9.00 Life Story See highlights.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time DavidDimbleby presents topical debate livefrom Liverpool. It’s a busy week withplenty to discuss.11.35 This Week A political review of the weekpresented by Andrew Neil, withMichael Portillo and guests.12.20am Holiday Weatherview12.25 BBC News
6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights8.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It!10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00pm Brighton Lights12.30 Post Feature1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It!2.00 Brighton Lights 2.30 Brighton Lights 3.00 Latest Homes Live5.00 What The Waffle5.30 Bowlegs6.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.6.20 Sport News6.25 Weather6.30 Latest Sport PreviewThe Latest Sports team preview thesport coming up this weekend.7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow presented by Guy Lloyd andLynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all thetalent from Brighton and beyond.7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’weekly show with Latest Sport.Featuring news about the squads andcompetitions, classic games from theclub’s archives and much more.8.30 Albion Night More from theSeagulls’ weekly show.9.30 Albion Night More from theSeagulls’ weekly show.10.30 News10.50 Sport News10.55 Weather11.00 BowlegsLive music and interviews with theartists, presented by Julian Tardo.11.30 Post FeatureThe latest movie news with JessicaKellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn.12.00am News 12.20 Sport News 12.25 Weather 12.30 Latest SportPreview 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night3.30 Albion Night 4.30 News 4.50 Sport News 4.55 Weather 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 Post Feature
BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Call The Council 7.50 CloseCalls: On Camera 8.20 A Taste OfBritain 9.05 Long Shadow 10.05Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 A Taste Of My Life 1.30 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 The Rockford Files 3.00 Cagney And Lacey 3.50 Who Do You Think You Are? 4.50 Great British Railway Journeys 5.20 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing –It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents allthe backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action.7.00 Big Dreams, Small SpacesStorage that’ll blow your noggin.8.00 The Great British SewingBee: Children In Need SpecialAmateur sewers test their sewingand dressmaking skills and battle tobe crowned best amateur sewer bythe Women’s Institute’s May Martinand Savile Row’s Patrick Grant.9.00 Peaky Blinders See highlights10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Topical news showhosted by comedian Russell Howard,who offers his unique perspective on the big stories dominating themedia across TV, online and in print,as well as picking up on thosesometimes overlooked things thatmake him smile. 10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.20 Gunpowder 5/11: TheGreatest Terror Plot For the first time, the inner secrets ofthe Gunpowder Plotters aredramatized using the actual words oftheir most senior captured leader Thomas Wintour.12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama4.00 3, 2, 1, Go! 5.00 Counting With Rodd
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A bombshell isdropped at the Home Farm open day. 7.30 Is Britain Happy?: TonightDavid Cameron launched the theNational Wellbeing Programme in2010, but is it the job of governmentto make measure people’s happiness?Jonathan Maitland takes a look atthe science of happiness.8.00 Emmerdale Katie and Andyworry that an unwelcome visitormight be sticking round. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The LoveOf Dogs Paul O’Grady immerseshimself in the work of Battersea Dogsand Cats Home. 9.00 The Great Fire Four-part dramaseries inspired by the historicalevents of 1666 and focusing onevents which led to the catastrophicfire. As the fire gains strength,Thomas bursts into sister-in-lawSarah Farriner’s lodgings to wake hisfamily and lead them to safety. ButSarah is nowhere to be seen andtheir shouts for her in the street yield nothing. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Sunday Night At ThePalladium11.40 The Last Word A look at someof the big stories in the region.12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Is BritainHappy?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Marvel’s Agents OfS.H.I.E.L.DChannel 4, 8pmSeries two has arrived – woohoo! Coulson and his team arenow wanted fugitives and withouttheir megabus of a toolkit in aplane they’re going to have toimprovise a bit in their bid to keepthe world safe. Maybe they’llevolve into the new A-Team? Whoknows what the future holds.
Have I Got News For YouBBC1, 9pmMissed the news this week? Fearnot! Simply tune in to this popularsatirical news quiz and have theeditorial subtle subtext strippedaway as these classiccommentators of wit pick apartthe stories, and how they’re told.Joining Paul Merton and IanHislop are host Victoria CorenMitchell and Katherine Ryan.
The Big Bang TheoryE4, 8pmThe bright oddballs are off onmore pedestrian adventures, thisweek quite literally as Leonardand Amy take a road trip to pickup Sheldon. He is not a happypedestrian. Meanwhile, Pennyinterviews for a job atBernadette’s company. What’swrong with The CheesecakeFactory, we’d like to know?
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Sky11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 Airline 3.30 AllAboard: East Coast Trains4.30 Emergency WithAngela Griffin 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 The LastShip 9.00 A League Of TheirOwn: Unseen 2 9.30 RoadWars 10.00 An Idiot Abroad3 11.00 Karl Pilkington12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)
BBC37.00pm Hotel Of Mum AndDad 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00Knife Crime ER - ReggieYates’s Extreme SouthAfrica 10.00 Some Girls10.30 EastEnders 11.00Jenny Bede: AAA 11.20Family Guy (x3) 12.30amBad Education 1.00 TheRevolution Will BeTelevised 1.30 Some Girls2.00 Impractical Jokers
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Concerto At The BBCProms 8.00 Rule Britannia!Music, Mischief AndMorals In The 18th Century9.00 The Joy Of ABBA10.00 ABBA At The BBC11.00 Agnetha: ABBA AndAfter 12.00am Disco At TheBBC 1.00 The Joy Of ABBA2.00 ABBA At The BBC 3.00Agnetha: ABBA And After
ITV212.15pm Emmerdale (x2)1.15 You’ve Been Framed!1.50 The Jeremy KyleShow (x3) 5.05 You’veBeen Framed! (x2) 6.00Royal Pains 7.00 TotallyYou’ve Been Framed! 8.00Two And A Half Men (x2)9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007)11.25 Release The Hounds12.30am Dapper Laughs:On The Pull
ITV310.50am Inspector Morse1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05Wild At Heart 3.10 Wycliffe4.20 Second Thoughts 4.55Fresh Fields 5.25 On TheBuses 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00Judge Judy 7.30 JudgeJudy 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00Love Your Garden 10.00Blue Murder 11.00 The Vice12.20am FILM: The HumanStain (2003)
E44.00pm Charmed 5.00 HowI Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How IMet Your Mother 8.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x2). Seehighlights. 9.00 FILM:Shooter (2007) 11.35 TheBig Bang Theory (x2)12.30am Tattoos AfterDark (x2) 1.30 Drifters
More411.15am FILM: To Catch AThief (1955) 1.25pm TimeTeam (x2) 3.35 Come DineWith Me Abroad 4.40 APlace In The Sun (x2) 6.50The Restoration Man 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 FILM:Source Code (2011) 10.50 8Out Of 10 Cats 11.35Father Ted (x2) 12.40am Grand Designs1.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats
Film411.00am Damn TheDefiant! (1962) 1.05pmBeau Brummell (1954) 3.15Those Magnificent Men InTheir Flying Machines(1965) 5.55 Transformers:Revenge Of The Fallen(2009) 9.00 InglouriousBasterds (2009) 12.00amThe Final Destination(2009) 1.35 Sanctum (2010)3.50 Close
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Channel 46.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 TheKing Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock FromThe Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 DailyBrunch 11.00 Jamie’s Money SavingMeals 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come DineWith Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In ABed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As the McQueensbegin to doubt Theresa over thestrange goings-on, she fears for herown sanity. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreignaffairs documentary series. ReporterMarcel Theroux and director BillyDosanjh meet some of the thousandsof young Russian models hoping for acareer in fashion.8.00 Marvel’s Agents OfS.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights.9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series inwhich TV fanatics open up their livingrooms to reveal their reactions topopular and topical shows.10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-heartedchat show. Alan is joined by Grammyaward-winning star Taylor Swift whochats to Alan and performs Shake ItOff from her forthcoming album 1989.Scottish comedian Kevin Bridgestalks about his debut autobiography.11.05 The Feeling Nuts Comedy Night Jack Whitehall hostsan evening of entertainment to raiseawareness of testicular cancer andmake audiences laugh along the way. 12.45am Scrotal Recall 1.10 FILM:Black Snake Moan (2006) 3.05 VeryImportant People 3.30 Phil Spencer:Secret Agent 4.25 Location, Location,Location 5.20 River Cottage Bites
Channel Five6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television6.50 Pip Ahoy! 7.05 Ben And Holly’sLittle Kingdom 7.20 The Mr MenShow 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 BananasIn Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Underground Britain 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: Patricia Cornwell’s At Risk(2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away An irritatedKyle explodes at Matt when heinsults Phoebe’s music, causingPhoebe to have a word with himabout controlling his anger. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In ColourDocumentary series bringing historyto life with the aid of the latestresearch and modern tech. 8.00 Rome: The World’s FirstSuperpower Documentary series.Award-winning actor and Romanhistory enthusiast Larry Lamb visitskey locations in Europe, Africa andthe Middle East to tell the story ofhow 3,000 years ago an extraordinarypeople rose from humble beginningsto conquer the known world.9.00 Alex Polizzi’s Secret ItalyDocumentary series in which hotelierand presenter Alex Polizzi rediscoversher roots while travelling across Italy.In the first episode, she takes in thenorth of the country, revisiting Venice, a city where she has oftenbeen and Rome.10.00 Body Of Proof US crime. Amurder leads Megan and the team toinvestigate a sex trafficking ringffff.11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Spin-off drama series. 12.00am SuperCasino3.10 Fairground Attractions 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 Call The Council 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sportsquiz, with Sue Barker asking thequestions to regular team captainsMatt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It is time for Kat togo home, but where is home now? 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the eighth series of the comedy panel show. Regularteam captains Lee Mack and DavidMitchell are joined by Jo Brand,Roisin Conaty, Paul Foot and Ray Mears.9.00 Have I Got News For You See highlights.9.30 Not Going Out Sitcom featuringhappy-go-lucky Lee. Lee’s big mouthhas got him and Lucy invited to achristening party thrown by newneighbours Toby and Anna.10.00 BBC News At Ten10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton ShowGraham Norton is joined by TimothySpall, comedy favourite MirandaHart; and musical guests Maroon 5.11.20 The Secrets Series of stand-alone dramas showcasing emergingwriting talent. 11.50 EastEnders A chance to catchup on the week’s drama. 1.45am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.50 BBC News
6.00am Latest Homes Live8.00 Brighton Lights8.30 Best of Brighton Lights9.00 The Vote9.30 Cook It!10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00pm Albion Night1.00 Albion Night2.00 Albion Night3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 What The Waffle 5.30 Bowlegs
6.00pm NewsThe latest local news plus nationaland international updates.6.20 Sport News6.25 Weather6.30 The Newspapers7.00 Brighton LightsA nightly entertainment showpresented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn RuthMiller. Expect to see all the talentfrom Brighton and beyond.7.30 News7.50 Sport News7.55 Weather8.00 Cook It! Andrew Kay presentsthe ‘how to’ cookery programme.8.30 News8.50 Sport News8.55 Weather9.00 Shocktober9.30 Bored Gamers Greg and Jimpresent a weekly show for gamingenthusiasts.10.30 Modern Toss The stink ofexcellence in a world gone tits-up!Comedy animation and live-actionseries. Lots of swearing.11.00 Cate Ferris: Live At TheLatest12.00am Shocktober 12.30 QTube 1.30 Bored Gamers 2.30Modern Toss 3.00 Bowlegs 4.00Modern Toss 4.30 News 4.50 SportNews 4.55 Weather 5.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest
BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Call The Council 7.50 CloseCalls: On Camera 8.20 A Taste OfBritain 9.05 £100k House: Tricks OfThe Trade 10.05 Sea City 10.35 TheTravel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 A Taste Of My Life 1.30 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 The Rockford Files 3.00 Cagney And Lacey 3.50 Who Do You Think You Are? 4.50 Great British Railway Journeys 5.20 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing –It Takes Two Zoe Ball takes a sneakpeek into rehearsals.7.00 Big Dreams, Small Spaces 8.00 The Great British SewingBee: Children In Need SpecialAmateur sewers test their sewingand dressmaking skills and battle tobe crowned best amateur sewer.9.00 Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes Tom believes that weshould cook and eat good food nomatter what day of the week it is, sohe’s got some incredible fuss-freedishes that are quick to make withoutcompromising on flavour, like lemonpepper chicken which is a wholemeal in one pan, that saves on thewashing up. 9.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Frytakes a light-hearted look at levity,levitation and lights with JoshWiddicombe, Sue Perkins, FrankSkinner and Alan Davies.10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Never Mind The BuzzcocksComedy pop quiz.11.35 Later... With Jools HollandMusic programme featuringperformances from contemporary and classic artists. 12.35am FILM: Perfect Creature(2006) 1.55 Sign Zone: Question Time
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather Dickinson’s Real Deal
3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira worries forAdam’s future. 7.30 Coronation Street Can Kylieresist Callum’s offer? 8.00 Secrets From The Sky Seriesin which historian Bettany Hughesand Ben Robinson presents a uniquelook at Britain’s past.8.30 Coronation Street Michelle and Steve are on the rocks. 9.00 Lewis Crime drama series.Lewis comes out of retirement tohelp newly promoted DI Hathawayand his assistant DS Lizzie Maddox.The team’s abilities are sorely testedwhen they investigate the brutalmurder of American classics studentRose Anderson, whose body is hauledfrom the canal with stab wounds tothe neck and abdomen.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Job Lot Sitcom set in ajob centre. While Trish sets off to aless salubrious part of town in a bidto retrieve her lost mobile phone,Natalie struggles to deal withdifficult claimant Keith and findsherself threatened with legal action. 11.10 FILM: Out Of Sight (1998)Starring George Clooney, JenniferLopez, Ving Rhames. Crime dramamixing romance and comedy. 1.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen
Doctor WhoBBC1, 8.20pmUh oh, the Earth is under attackand the final days of humanitymay have arrived. Is it daleks,cybermen or even small whiteboxes that look like nightlights?None of these things! Here’s thesurprise – it’s trees! Overnight, aforest has grown up and takenback the Earth, meaning theDoctor and Clara have trouble.
The X FactorITV1, 8pmHave the remaining singersstepped up to the mark yet andfound that balance betweenconfidence and arrogance?Strutting – but in a good way?You can bet the judges will letthem know tonight. Digging intonot only the acts but – morefrequently – into each other, yourvote counts more than ever.
SherlockBBC3, 9pmEver get the feeling there mightbe some brand new Sherlockepisodes coming our way in theforseeable future? So far therehave been hints of a one-offspecial next year, followed by afourth series. Anyway, here’s howit all started... from the verybeginning. Watson is damagedand looking for a flatmate.
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Sky11.00pm Sky Movies Special(x2) 2.00 The Middle (x2)3.00 Inside RAF BrizeNorton (x2) 5.00 AshleyBanjo’s Secret Street Crew6.00 The Simpsons (x2)7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00FILM: The Jewel Of TheNile (1985) 11.00 An IdiotAbroad 2 12.00am CostaDel Street Crime (x2)
BBC37.00pm Doctor Who: TheUltimate Guide 8.00 TopGear 9.00 Sherlock. Seehighlights. 10.30 Live AtThe Apollo 11.00 FamilyGuy (x7) 1.35am (BST) TheRevolution Will BeTelevised 1.05 (GMT) BadEducation: The Finale 1.35 Live At The Apollo2.05 Impractical Jokers2.35 Fried
BBC47.00pm Land Of The LostWolves 8.00 Maps: Power,Plunder And Possession9.00 The Code 9.55 TheCode 10.50 Elvis: That’sAlright Mama 60 Years On11.50 Top Of The Pops:1979 12.30am Land Of TheLost Wolves 1.30 (BST)Sounds Of The Sixties 1.00 (GMT) Even MoreGuitar Heroes At The BBC
ITV212.55pm FILM: Junior(1994) 3.05 FILM: ArthurAnd The Great Adventure(2009) 5.15 You’ve BeenFramed! 5.45 FILM: MissCongeniality (2000) 8.00FILM: Back To The FuturePart II (1989) 10.10 The XtraFactor 11.10 Celebrity Juice11.55 The Job Lot 12.25am(BST) The X Factor 2.35 (GMT) The Xtra Factor
ITV36.00am Movies Now 6.10Inspector Morse 8.10 TheRoyal (x2) 10.15 The DarlingBuds Of May 11.25 TheDarling Buds Of May12.40pm Columbo: Etude InBlack 2.40 A Touch Of Frost4.45 Wycliffe 5.55 InspectorMorse 8.00 Rosemary AndThyme 9.00 MidsomerMurders 11.00 A Touch OfFrost 1.05am Bomb Girls
E43.00pm Made In Chelsea4.00 New Girl 4.30 The BigBang Theory 5.00 FILM:Honey, I Blew Up The Kid(1992) 6.50 Rude(ish) TubeShorts 7.00 The Big BangTheory (x4) 9.00 FILM:Limitless (2011) 11.10 TheInbetweeners (x2) 12.10am(BST) How I Met YourMother (x3) 1.10 (GMT)Rules Of Engagement
More410.35am FILM: Beaches(1988) 1.00pm Four In ABed (x5) 3.35 Location,Location, Location 4.40Homes By The Sea 5.50Nazi Megastructures 6.55Gallipoli’s Lost Shipwrecks8.00 Father Ted (x2) 9.05 8Out Of 10 Cats (x2) 10.45Jimmy Carr: Making PeopleLaugh 11.50 Father Ted12.20am 8 Out Of 10 Cats
Film411.00am Arizona Raiders(1965) 12.50pm MartinScorsese On Hugo 1.00Home Alone 3 (1997) 3.00The Parent Trap (1961) 5.40 The Curious Case OfBenjamin Button (2008)9.00 Office Space (1999)10.45 Killer Joe (2011)12.50am The Cook, TheThief, His Wife And HerLover (1989)
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Channel 46.30am Mobil 1 The Grid 7.00Ironman World Championship 8.00The Morning Line 9.00 WeekendKitchen 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing FromDoncaster And Aintree 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.10 Come Dine With Me Realityseries.6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Grand Designs Kevin McCloudpays another visit to Denise Danieland Doug Ibbs, who left the UK backin 2003 to embark on a restorationproject in the heart of France. Themanor house is now finished andKevin returns to find out how Deniseand Doug have got on.8.00 Walking Through History TonyRobinson goes on another walkthrough some of Britain’s mosthistoric landscapes in search of therichest stories from our past.9.00 FILM: This Means War (2012)Starring Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, ReeseWitherspoon, Til Schweiger, ChelseaHandler, John Paul Ruttan. Actioncomedy about two CIA agents whoare friends but discover that they areboth seeing the same woman. Toattempt to win her affections theyengage in all-out subterfuge, usingtheir training to try to gain anadvantage.11.00 FILM: Friends With Benefits(2011) Starring Justin Timberlake,Mila Kunis, Patricia Clarkson, JennaElfman. Romantic comedy.1.05 (BST) Alan Carr: Chatty Man1.00am (GMT) FILM: 20 MillionMiles To Earth (1957) 2.30 (GMT)Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.30 (GMT) NFL:Hard Knocks 5.30 NFL: The AmericanFootball Show
Channel Five6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 PawPatrol 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 TheAdventures Of Bottle Top Bill And HisBest Friend Corky 8.25 Wanda AndThe Alien 8.40 Zack And Quack 8.55Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15Jelly Jamm 9.30 Teenage MutantNinja Turtles 10.05 Access 10.10Police Interceptors 11.05 TheNightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.05pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take ItAway 1.10 FILM: Mosquito Squadron (1968) 2.55 FILM: 55 Days At Peking (1963) 6.00 FILM: When Hell BrokeLoose (1958) Starring CharlesBronson, Violet Rensing and RichardJaeckel. War drama. Near the end ofthe war, a GI falls in love with aGerman girl and discovers that herbrother is a member of the elite NaziWerewolves, whose mission it is toassassinate Allied High Command.7.30 World War II In ColourDocumentary series bringing historyto life with the aid of the latestresearch and modern tech. 8.25 5 News Weekend 8.30 World Title Boxing: MonteCarlo Mark Pougatch presents livecoverage of the IBF WorldBantamweight title fight from theSalle des etoiles in Monte Carlo, asDarlington’s Stuart Hall attempts toregain the crown which he lost toBritish rival Paul Butler in June. Hisopponent is 23-year-old RandyCaballero from California, who haswon all 21 of his fights so far. 11.00 Gotham Drama series set incorrupt, pre-Batman Gotham City. 11.55 Access A daily round-up ofshowbiz news and gossip.12.00am (BST) SuperCasino 3.10(GMT) Alex Polizzi’s Secret Italy 4.00House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car
BBC16.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Rugby League: Four Nations Highlights 2.30 Bargain Hunt 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.25 BBC News 5.35 South East Today 5.45 Pointless Celebrities
6.30 Strictly Come Dancing TessDaly and Claudia Winkleman inviteyou to join them for an evening ofglittery gorgeousness. Thecompetition intensifies as the 12remaining couples hit the dance floorfor a ballroom battle to stay inStrictly Come Dancing. Voting lineswill open at the end of the show.Once the judges’ scores have beenadded to viewer votes, the twolowest-scoring couples will performagain in the dreaded Dance Off inSunday night’s results show.8.20 Doctor Who See highlights.9.05 Casualty A familiar face returnsto the ED, Lofty treats a boy sick ofbeing stopped and searched andDixie and Ash clash.9.55 The National Lottery Live TheNational Lottery Live hosted by GabyRoslin, including the Lotto andThunderball draws.10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlightsfrom six Premier League matches, asreigning champions Manchester Cityface West Ham in the lunchtime kick-off at the Etihad Stadium. Elsewhere,Liverpool host Hull City at Anfield.11.45 The Football League ShowHighlights and analysis from theFootball League.1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead1.10 BBC News
6.00am Latest Homes Live8.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest9.00 Matchday Breakfast11.00 Matchday Breakfast1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly2.00 Matchday Breakfast 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly5.00 Post Feature5.30 Cook It!
6.00 Best of Brighton Lights6.30 Bowlegs Bowlegs Music onFilm presents live music sessions andinterviews with the artists. Presentedby Julian Tardo.7.00 Brighton Lights A nightlyentertainment show presented byGuy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller.Expect to see all the talent fromBrighton and beyond.7.30 You Make It, We Show It!8.00 News8.20 Sport News8.25 Weather8.30 BWC British WrestlingWeekly 9.30 QTube Weekly LGBT magazineprogramme.10.30 News10.50 Sport News10.55 Weather11.00 The Buzz With ChuckThomas11.30 Bored Gamers12.30am News 12.50 Sport News 12.55 Weather 1.00 Shocktober 1.30FilmFest on 8 3.30 Bored Gamers 4.30News 4.50 Sport News 4.55 Weather5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30Bowlegs
BBC26.30am Rugby League: Four Nations9.00 The Trials Of Life 9.50 The Private Life Of Plants 10.40 The Private Life Of Plants 11.30 Map Man 12.00pm The Little Paris Kitchen:Cooking With Rachel Khoo 12.30 FILM: That’s Entertainment(1974) 2.35 FILM: Silk Stockings (1957) 4.30 Flog It! 5.30 £100k House: Tricks Of The Trade
6.30 Gardeners’ World As the daysget shorter, it is a busy time in thegarden. Monty Don cracks on with hisseasonal tasks at Longmeadow,giving hints and tips along the way. 7.00 Restoring England’s HeritageLouise Minchin investigates theheritage at risk in the North West. 7.30 Swallowed By The Sea:Ancient Egypt’s Greatest Lost CityDocumentary following a team ofmaritime archaeologists as theyuncover the remarkable city ofHeracleion, lost to the sea andforgotten for over 2,000 years.8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. 9.00 QI XL Quiz show. Stephen Frylooks into at levity, levitation andlights with Josh Widdicombe, Sue Perkins, Frank Skinner and Alan Davies.9.45 Dylan Thomas: A Poet InNew York Drama charting the lastdays of the poet Dylan Thomas. It is1953 and Thomas is in New York tomeet the composer Stravinsky andbask in the acclaim of the Americanpeople. His personal life is tatters -his marriage a wreck and his drinkingout of control.11.00 FILM: The AccidentalHusband (2008) Starring UmaThurman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, ColinFirth. Romantic comedy. 12.25am TOTP 21.25 FILM: (BST) Kicks (2008)
ITV16.00am Fort Boyard: UltimateChallenge 6.25 Pat & Stan (x2) 6.40Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 7.05Canimals (x2) 7.20 Signed Stories:Share A Story 7.25 Sooty 7.35 MrBean 7.50 Matt Hatter Chronicles8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 The MunchBox 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The HungrySailors 10.25 Murder, She Wrote11.20 ITV News 11.30 Storage Hoarders 12.30pm Surprise Surprise 1.30 All Star Family Fortunes 2.15 Doc Martin 3.15 Tipping Point 4.20 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather6.30 You’ve Been Framed!7.00 The Chase: Celebrity SpecialBradley Walsh hosts another celebrity edition of the hit quiz showin which four famous faces take onthe Chaser. Contestants this time aresports presenter Adrian Chiles,Hollyoaks actor Gemma Merna, Holby City’s Rosie Marcel andjournalist Jon Snow.8.00 The X Factor See highlights.10.10 The Jonathan Ross ShowJonathan welcomes more A-list starsto his fun-filled chat show. Thisweek’s guests are Hollywood starLindsay Lohan, who is currentlytreading the boards in the West Endrevival of Speed-the-Plow, HarryPotter actor Daniel Radcliffe, whochats about his latest projects,outspoken ex-England footballcaptain Rio Ferdinand, who discusseshis career and recently releasedautobiography, and the alwaysentertaining, often controversialcomedian and actor Russell Brand.11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.30 FILM: The Beguiled (1971)Starring Clint Eastwood, GeraldinePage, Elizabeth Hartman, DarleenCarr and Mae Mercer. Offbeat dramaset during the American Civil War.1.30am (BST) Jackpot247 3.00(GMT) The Jeremy Kyle Show USA3.45 ITV Nightscreen
Strictly Come DancingBBC1, 7.20pmDon’t worry if you missed lastnight’s dancing extravaganza –there’ll be a quick recap at thetop of the programme, then thejudges and the public’s votes arecombined to discover who is atthe bottom of the heap, and thetwo with the lowest scores willdance off. Not like West SideStory. And Culture Club’s playing.
Downton AbbeyITV1, 9pmHorses! Oh, what larks! Clearlythere can’t be frictions orfractions when one is around thebeautiful beasts. It would seemthat, alas, horses cannot cure allills, especially when Blake’sscheming, Edith is receivingsome terrible news, and Baxterbecomes embroiled in theinvestigation of Green’s death.
DriftersE4, 10.30pmThose raucous aimless comedyladies are back, being bestest ofmates in Leeds and seeing whatlife throws at them. This weekMeg is traumatised by the newsthat her parents are embarkingupon a trial separation. How willshe react to the prospect of herfolks parting ways, maybe evendating? Has life changed forever?
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Sky112.00pm Ashley Banjo’sSecret Street Crew 1.00The Middle (x2) 2.00 InsideRAF Brize Norton (x2) 4.00Modern Family (x4) 6.00The Simpsons (x4) 8.00Futurama 8.30 TheSimpsons 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles11.00 A League Of TheirOwn 12.00am NCIS: LosAngeles 1.00 The Cafe (x4)
BBC37.00pm Great MovieMistakes 8.00 Doctor Who:The Ultimate Guide 8.15Doctor Who 9.00 Come FlyWith Me (x2) 10.00 FamilyGuy (x2) 10.45 BadEducation: The Finale 11.15The Revolution Will BeTelevised 11.45 AmericanDad! (x2) 12.30am ComedyFest Live 1.30 BadEducation: The Finale
BBC47.00pm Under Milk Wood8.00 Rome: A History OfThe Eternal City 9.00 112Weddings: Storyville 10.00Foo Fighters: SonicHighways 11.00 FooFighters: Sonic Highways12.00am The Joy Of ABBA1.00 ABBA At The BBC2.00 Agnetha: ABBA AndAfter 3.00 The Joy Of ABBA
ITV28.40am Coronation StreetOmnibus 11.05 The X Factor1.20pm The Xtra Factor2.20 The Vamps: The HotDesk 2.30 You’ve BeenFramed! 3.05 FILM: JurassicPark (1993) 5.40 FILM: BackTo The Future, Part III (1990)8.00 Scorpion 9.00 The XtraFactor 10.00 Tricked 11.00FILM: House Of Wax (2005)1.15am Dads (x2)
ITV39.50am Heartbeat (x2)11.55 Inspector Morse2.00pm Rosemary AndThyme 3.05 FILM: TheSecret Of My Success(1987) 5.20 Columbo:Lovely But Lethal 6.55Lewis 9.00 It’ll Be AlrightOn The Night’s Best Of TheWorst 10.00 FILM:Parenthood (1989) 12.30amWilliam And Mary (x2)
E41.30pm How I Met YourMother 2.00 FILM: TheGrinch (2000) 4.05 Melissa& Joey 4.35 Melissa &Joey 5.05 How I Met YourMother (x3) 6.30 The BigBang Theory (x6) 9.30 TheInbetweeners (x2) 10.30Drifters. See highlights.11.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine11.35 Rude Tube: Viral Ads12.35am Glue
More48.55am Location, Location,Location (x2) 11.00 HomesBy The Sea 12.00pmBuilding The Dream 1.05Car S.O.S 2.10 Gadget Man2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20Come Dine With Me (x5)8.00 Grand Designs 9.00Nazi Megastructures 10.008 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50Father Ted (x3) 12.30amEmbarrassing Fat Bodies
Film411.00am Dark Command(1940) 1.00pm Hocus Pocus(1993) 2.55 The Tooth Fairy(2010) 5.00 DragonballEvolution (2009) 6.40 Hugo(2011) 9.00 DoubleJeopardy (1999) 11.10 Beverly Hills Cop III(1993) 1.15am This Boy’s Life(1993)3.40 Close
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Channel 46.30am World Superbikes 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 1.00pm NFL: American Football LiveAt Wembley 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Channel 4 News 5.55 FILM: The Chronicles Of Narnia:The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader(2010)
8.00 Speed With Guy MartinMotorcycle racer and lorry mechanicGuy Martin continues to explore theboundaries of speed. In the firstchallenge of series two, Guy getsback on a bike to see how far he cancycle during 24 hours of non-stoppedalling. With the help of bicyclebrainiacs Miles Kingsbury and MikeBurrows, the man who designed ChrisBoardman’s gold medal-winning Lotusbike from the 1992 BarcelonaOlympics, he builds a revolutionarytandem and pairs up with his friend,endurance expert Jason Miles, to seehow far they can push their bodies atthe Extreme Environments Laboratoryat the University of Portsmouth.9.00 Homeland US drama series. Carrie recruits a keyasset at Pakistan’s Inter-ServicesIntelligence, and Quinn zeroes in on apotential lead.10.05 FILM: Four Lions (2010)Starring Kayvan Novak, Nigel Lindsay,Riz Ahmed, Adeel Akhtar, BenedictCumberbatch, Preeya Kalidas andJulia Davis. Acclaimed black comedyfollowing the trials and tribulations ofa group of hapless suicide bombersas they attempt to master the art ofterrorism. 12.10am NFL: American Football Live 3.45 Mobil 1 The Grid 4.10 Location,Location, Location 5.05 Win It Cook It5.35 Countdown
Channel Five6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television7.10 Bananas In Pyjamas 7.25 MakeWay For Noddy 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.55Little Princess 8.05 The AdventuresOf Bottle Top Bill And His Best FriendCorky 8.25 Wanda And The Alien 8.40Zack And Quack 8.55 Ben And Holly’sLittle Kingdom 9.10 Jelly Jamm 9.25Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.00 BUPA Great South Run 12.00pm World’s Scariest PlaneLandings 12.45 FILM: Alvin And TheChipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) 2.25 FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 4.10 FILM: The Goonies (1985) 6.20 FILM: Speed Racer (2008)Starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci,John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, KickGurry and Ariel Winter. Family actiondrama set in the thrills-and-spillsworld of cross-country motor racing. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Angels & Demons(2009) Starring Tom Hanks, EwanMcGregor, Ayelet Zurer, StellanSkarsgard. Thriller based on DanBrown’s novel about an expert inreligion, who is called on by theVatican when the Illuminati, anancient anti-Catholic organisation,hatch a revenge plot to destroy thechurch. Robert and his partner, Italianscientist Vittoria Vetra, travelthroughout Rome cracking codes andunravelling hidden signs to uncoverand thwart a catastrophic conspiracy.Follow-up to The Da Vinci Code.11.45 The Da Vinci Code: The True Story The film of Dan Brown’sThe Da Vinci Code, about the twothousand-year-old battle between amysterious secret society and theorthodox church, enthralled andenraged in equal measure. Is thereany truth to this sensational story? 12.40am Campus PD 1.05SuperCasino 3.10 The Gadget Show4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels OfJarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car5.50 Roary The Racing Car
BBC16.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 3.00 Talk To The Animals 4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.55 Life Story 5.55 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.20 Countryfile Countryfile is inNorthumberland, where Ellie Harrisonmeets the amateur astronomersenjoying the best dark skies inEngland to learn about the differentmethods of photographing stars. 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights.8.00 Antiques Roadshow TheAntiques Roadshow returns toChenies Manor near Amersham in Buckinghamshire. 9.00 Tutankhamun: The TruthUncovered Documentary. Whatkilled King Tutankhamun? Ever sincehis spectacular tomb was discovered,the boy king has been the mostfamous pharaoh of all ancient Egypt.But his mysterious death, at just 19years old, has never been explained.In this BBC1 special, presenter DallasCampbell reveals new scientificresearch and carries out uniqueexperiments to get to the truth.10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlightsfrom the Premier League. 11.40 The Apprentice The business-based competitioncontinues with an early morning visitto the Royal Exchange.12.40am FILM: Deceived (1991)2.25 Weather For The Week Ahead2.30 BBC News
6.00am Latest Homes Live8.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly9.00 The Vote9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote10.30 At The Amex11.30 Brighton Lights12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Brighton Lights1.30 At The Amex2.30 Best of Brighton Lights3.00 Latest Homes Live5.00 Growing Concerns5.30 News 5.50 Sport News5.55 Weather6.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.6.30 International Chef Exchange 7.30 At The Amex8.30 News8.50 Sport News8.55 Weather9.00 FilmFest on 8Presenter Jessica Kellgren-Hayesintroduces Latest TV’s very ownweekly film festival, a dedicated filmnight for movies, shorts, and brandnew work from filmmakers.11.00 You Make It, We Show It!11.30 The Buzz With ChuckThomas12.00am News 12.20 Sport News12.25 Weather 12.30 FilmFest on 82.30 News 2.50 Sport News2.55 Weather 3.00 FilmFest on 85.00 News5.20 Sport News 5.25 Weather 5.30 You Make It, We Show It!
BBC26.00am Great British Garden Revival7.00 Countryfile 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 Sweet Baby James 12.20pm Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure 1.20 FILM: War And Peace (1956) 4.40 Escape To The Continent 5.10 Flog It!
6.00 Inside The Animal Mind Chris Packham explores the minds ofthe cleverest animals on the planet.7.00 Human Universe ProfessorBrian Cox explores our origins, placeand destiny in the universe. We livein a galaxy with upwards of 200billion star systems, many of whichwill be home to planets that couldsupport life. The question is: is thereanybody there? 8.00 Wonders Of The MonsoonSeries exploring a world where life isshaped by the greatest weathersystem on Earth. 9.00 The Afghan War A wider look at the historical place ofthe Afghan War.10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell Howard returnswith his unique and quirky take onthe week’s global headlines andbizarre news stories. Sifting throughover 60 international news channels,140 newspapers from around theworld and over 1,000 news clips, nostone is left unturned in his pursuit ofthe weird and wonderful stories.10.30 The Fall Crime drama seriesset in Northern Ireland. When amurder in Belfast remains unsolvedafter 28 days, DSI Stella Gibson iscalled in to review the case.11.30 The Fall Crime drama seriesset in Northern Ireland.12.30am The Fall 1.30 Sign Zone:Countryfile 2.25 Sign Zone: Holby City
ITV16.00am Fort Boyard: UltimateChallenge 6.25 Pat & Stan (x2) 6.40Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 7.05Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.20 SignedStories: Share A Story 7.25 Sooty7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Big TimeRush 9.00 The Aquabats Super Show9.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.15Murder, She Wrote 11.15 ITV News11.25 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1965) 1.05pm All Star Family Fortunes 1.50The Unforgettable... Yootha Joyce2.20 The X Factor 4.30 DowntonAbbey 5.35 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather7.00 Keep It In The Family8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O’Leary hosts as the singingcompetition’s second elimination isannounced. The tension will becomealmost unbearable for the remainingacts as they learn their fate. Who willbe going home tonight?9.00 Downton Abbey See highlights.10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Harry’s South Pole HeroesTwo-part documentary following theWalking with the Wounded SouthPole Allied Challenge 2013. In thefirst part, four wounded Britishsoldiers led by Prince Harry prepareto take on teams from the USA andthe Commonwealth in a 200 km raceto the South Pole. All sustained life-changing injuries in Iraq andAfghanistan. Brothers and sisters inarms on the battlefield, they nowprepare to race each other throughsome of the harshest conditions onthe planet. 11.15 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories:Sir Roger Moore Sir Roger Moorejoins Piers Morgan to reveal theamazing highs and lows of his lifeand career. 12.15am The Store2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 British Superbike Highlights 4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The IntrudersBBC2, 9pmA brand new spanglysupernatural drama, produced incollaboration with BBC America,and offering up a shiny cast thatincludes John Simm, MiraSorvino, James Frain, Tory Kittlesand Millie Brown. The seriesfollows a secret society devotedto chasing immortality by seekingrefuge in the bodies of others.
Under The DomeChannel Five, 10pmOh blimey O’Riley! The Dome isputting the pressure on just as itlooks like a few answers mightbe coming to the fore. Climatechange presents a new threat atChester’s Mill, as plans for thetownsfolk’s evacuation get going.Plus Big Jim is reunited with hiswife and finds out why she fakedher own death. Big answers.
New GirlE4, 8pmThe great thing about having agroup of self-involved friendsliving together, is that when twoof them become a couple andthen have to look at some hardtruths – looking at you Jess andNick – the others hardly notice asthey’re too busy trying to impressthe new hot neighbour. Self-involvement all the way!
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Sky13.00pm Airline 3.30 AllAboard: East Coast Trains4.30 Star Wars Rebels:Spark Of Rebellion 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 ModernFamily (x2) 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 210.00 An Idiot Abroad: TheShort Way Round 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Junior Paramedics 9.00Hotel Of Mum And Dad10.00 Sexy Beasts 10.30EastEnders 11.00 FamilyGuy 11.25 Family Guy11.45 American Dad!12.10am American Dad!12.30 Hotel Of Mum AndDad 1.30 Don’t Drop TheBaby 2.30 Sexy Beasts 3.00Hotel Of Mum And Dad
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Great British RailwayJourneys 8.00 Jet! WhenBritain Ruled The Skies9.00 The Art Of Gothic:Britain’s Midnight Hour10.00 FILM: The Curse OfFrankenstein (1957) 11.20 Dan Cruickshank AndThe Family That BuiltGothic Britain 12.20am Detectorists
ITV212.45pm Coronation Street(x2) 1.50 The Jeremy KyleShow (x3) 5.05 You’ve BeenFramed! (x2) 6.00 RoyalPains 7.00 Totally You’veBeen Framed! 8.00 TwoAnd A Half Men (x2) 9.00Release The Hounds 10.00Plebs 10.30 Dapper Laughs:On The Pull 11.00 Viral Tap11.45 The Job Lot 12.20amTwo And A Half Men (x3)
ITV310.55am Inspector Morse1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10Wild At Heart 3.10Wycliffe 4.20 SecondThoughts 4.55 Fresh Fields5.25 On The Buses 6.00Heartbeat 7.00 Judge Judy(x2) 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 TheSpecsavers Crime ThrillerAwards 2014 10.35 ATouch Of Frost 12.10amThe Vice 1.10 Wycliffe
E44.00pm Melissa & Joey (2)5.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa &Joey 8.00 New Girl. Seehighlights. 8.30 BrooklynNine-Nine 9.00 Made InChelsea 10.00 Glue 11.10The Big Bang Theory (x2)12.00am How I Met YourMother
More411.20am FILM: 23 Paces ToBaker Street (1956) 1.25pmTime Team (x2) 3.35 GrandDesigns Australia 4.40 APlace In The Sun (x2) 6.50Come Dine With MeAbroad 7.55 Grand Designs9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 PoshPawn 11.05 EmbarrassingFat Bodies 12.05am ComeDine With Me Abroad 1.15 Posh Pawn
Film411.00am A Lawless Street(1955) 12.35pm First MenIn The Moon (1964) 2.40Fantastic Mr Fox (2009)4.25 Sands Of Iwo Jima(1949) 6.40 My Sister’sKeeper (2009) 9.00 Die Hard 4.0 (2007) 11.35 Life Is Sweet (1990) 1.45am Age Of Consent(1970) 4.00 Close
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Channel 46.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 TheKing Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock FromThe Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 DailyBrunch 11.00 The Big Bang Theory11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come DineWith Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come DineWith Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons6.30 Hollyoaks The McQueens fearfor Theresa’s sanity. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Benefits Britain: Channel 4Dispatches Topical documentaryinvestigating the revolution in thewelfare system, as an all-embracingbenefit known as Universal Credit isintroduced across the country. 8.30 Sarah Beeny’s How To SellYour Home In Morley, Alex andCharlotte hope to sell their endterrace property online. InCheltenham, Judith Aldridge alsoturns to the internet to auction off herimposing Victorian villa.9.00 24 Hours In Police CustodyDocumentary series. Officers dealwith drunken domestic disputes and abooze-fuelled fight on a busySaturday night in Luton. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical comedy panel show. 10.50 Sex Toy Stories Documentary about a group ofwomen recruited by Ann Summers todesign toys for women. 11.50 NFL: The American Football Show Vernon Kay and NatCoombs present the best of theweek’s action from the NFL. 12.50am Undercover Boss USA1.40 FILM: Ek Cup Chya (2009) 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.45 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Countdown
Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas& Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’sTravelling Circus 8.50 Bananas InPyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Deadly Adoption (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Andy’s stintworking at the gym leaves Casey lessthan impressed, just as Andydiscovers that his dealer’s boss is hisold nemesis, Jake. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer showshowcasing the latest technology.8.00 Marilyn Monroe: TheMissing Evidence Series looking at the evidence thatsupports some of the world’s mostnotorious conspiracy theories.9.00 Gotham Drama series set inpre-Batman Gotham City. In thisepisode, Gordon and Bullock are onthe trail of a vigilante who takes thelaw into his own hands by attachingpeople of dubious morals to hugeweather balloons then letting themfloat off into oblivion. 10.00 Under The Dome See highlights.10.55 FILM: Amityville II –The Possession (1982) Starring BurtYoung, Rutanya Alda, James Olson,Jack Magner and Diane Franklin.Horror. An unsuspecting family moveinto a house occupied by the deviland are subjected to a nightmare ofsupernatural terror.12.50am Campus PD1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 FairgroundAttractions 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 Call The Council 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out With the imminentreturn of British troops fromAfghanistan, Natalie Graham meetsthe army surgeon bringing her skillsin treating injured troops to the NHS.And the amputee soldiers racingmotorbikes at Brands Hatch.8.00 EastEnders Nick Cotton is backin Albert Square and he’s keeping aclose eye on his family. Ronnie andCharlie decide to share their newswith the family, but how will Philreact? An upset Rebecca turns up onCarol’s doorstep.8.30 Baby P: The Untold StoryLooking closely at the tragedy thatoccurs when our support systems fail. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More NewsFor You Extended version of theclassic news quiz with Paul Mertonand Ian Hislop.11.20 Our World War Combat drama series revealing realexperiences of British soldiers in theFirst World War. 1918, and after fouryears of combat the British invent anew weapon designed to break the stalemate. 12.20am The Graham Norton Show1.05 Weather For The Week Ahead1.10 BBC News
6.00am Latest Homes Live8.00 Brighton Lights8.30 You Make It, We Show It!9.00 Latest Homes Live11.00 At The Amex12.00pm Latest Homes Live2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly3.00 What The Waffle3.30 Cook It!4.00 The Newspapers4.30 The Vote5.00 Noise Reel
6.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.6.20 Sport News6.25 Weather6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing Mike Mendoza presentshis entertainment show.7.00 Best of Brighton Lights7.30 News7.50 Sport News7.55 Weather8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Growing Concerns9.00 Cook It! Andrew Kay’s weekly‘how to’ cookery programme.Sourcing local, good value, seasonalproduce and with guest chefs.9.30 International Chef Exchange10.30 News10.50 Sport News10.55 Weather11.00 Bored Gamers12.00am News 12.20 Sport News12.25 Weather 12.30 MikeMendoza's Adur & Worthing 1.00Best of Brighton Lights 1.30 News 1.50 Sport News 1.55 Weather 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Growing Concerns3.00 Cook It! 3.30 International ChefExchange 4.30 News 4.50 SportNews 4.55 Weather 5.00 Noise Reel
BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Call The Council 7.50 CloseCalls: On Camera 8.20 A Taste OfBritain 9.05 Celebrity Antiques RoadTrip 10.05 Lorraine Pascale: How ToBe A Better Cook 10.35 Click 11.00BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 The Rockford Files 3.00 Cagney And Lacey 3.50 Who Do You Think You Are? 4.50 Great British Railway Journeys5.20 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing –It Takes Two Zoe Ball presentsbackstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the weekend.7.00 FA Cup 1st Round Draw Mark Chapman presents livecoverage of the FA Cup first rounddraw from the National FootballCentre at St George’s Park.7.30 Children’s Hospital: The Chaplains 8.00 University Challenge It is the first of the two highestscoring loser matches, when twoteams get a second chance to make itto the second round. Jeremy Paxmanasks the questions.8.30 Only Connect Quiz showpresented by Victoria Coren Mitchellin which knowledge will only takeyou so far, as patience and lateralthinking are also vital. 9.00 The Intruders See highlights.9.45 The Intruders More intruding.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlineswith Evan Davis.11.20 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor Going behind the headlines to give the definitive answers to health questions. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Apprentice
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ali’s guilt playsheavily on her mind. 7.30 Coronation Street A suspiciousCarla does some digging. 8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney, BenFogle and Liz Bonnin return for a newseries of the rural show. 8.30 Coronation Street Will Rob confess all when Carlabacks him into a corner?9.00 Grantchester Six-part dramaseries set in 1953, about the townwhere Sidney Chambers is the localvicar. When Dominic Taylor is foundstabbed, soon after a suspicious fireat his house, DC Atkins takes chargeof the case. Sidney learns thatGeordie’s baby son is gravely ill andhis increasingly erratic behaviourmeans that Geordie’s thoughts are farfrom the job in hand.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda ITV Newspolitical editor Tom Bradby is joinedby big names from government, newsand entertainment to take a freshlook at what lies ahead.11.20 The Jonathan Ross ShowJonathan welcomes more A-list starsto his fun-filled chat show. 12.20am Jackpot2473.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
